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(WSBTV) Stupid And the woman in the back said "your prices are on crack" and it turned into a salon blitz. And the girl in that place took a bowl to the face and it broke her teeth in to bits   (wsbtv.com) divider line 70
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colinspooky [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 09:03:00 AM
Blimey - someone's in to their classically brilliant 70s glam rock
 
AzDownboy [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 07:58:04 PM
:high fives Subby:
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 07:35:50 AM
Comments are not being accepted.

snert
 
Optical Aleutian
2011-11-24 07:45:36 AM
Sweet headline, subby!
 
God Is My Co-Pirate
2011-11-24 07:57:04 AM
Well, I'm going to have that in my head all day.

Woo
It was like snarking
Everybody was farking
And the liters were mean
As the link went green...green green green
 
ashlov71 [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 08:53:25 AM
DSL.
 
rrtt22
2011-11-24 08:57:14 AM
It was like lightning...
 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat
2011-11-24 08:59:01 AM
CRUCIAL TAUNT!

lh4.ggpht.com
 
sofa_King_2006
2011-11-24 08:59:41 AM
ashlov71: DSL.

I do not know what Digital Subscriber Lines have to do with this...


/sudden realization...

OHHHHHH!!!!
 
AU24K
2011-11-24 09:00:12 AM
{Bows to Subby}
Well Done!
 
SharkTrager
2011-11-24 09:00:50 AM
colinspooky: Blimey - someone's in to their classically brilliant 70s glam rock

More likely the Krokus remake, which is much better.
 
jmadisonbiii
2011-11-24 09:05:28 AM
"And from there it was off the chain," said Karetha. "Bowls was flying, glass was flying, hair was flying, braids was flying, weave was flying, everything was flying."

Indeed.
 
leevis
2011-11-24 09:06:03 AM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: CRUCIAL TAUNT!

[lh4.ggpht.com image 436x640]

Came for this, thank you.
 
herrDrFarkenstein
2011-11-24 09:06:44 AM
This submission reached for something, but touching nothing is all it'll ever do.
 
booger42
2011-11-24 09:10:22 AM
Salon Blitz!

Salon Blitz!

/Oh yeah, subby
 
mikdeetx
2011-11-24 09:12:49 AM
SWEET!

/Oxygen please!
 
Farking Canuck
2011-11-24 09:13:05 AM
Optical Aleutian: Sweet headline, subby!

Came here to say exactly this.

/too slow
 
GenericDreamers
2011-11-24 09:13:17 AM
Most shoppers aren't going to get their teeth knocked out in Walmart brawls until tomorrow morning. This kid beat the big rush!
 
LordOfThePings
2011-11-24 09:13:38 AM
Your teeth is kind of a whitish color. I'm thinking you're one o' them independents.
 
Coming on a Bicycle
2011-11-24 09:16:34 AM
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night
 
dnl.machine
2011-11-24 09:17:19 AM
Black?

AAwww sheet! Cowm Own!!

Hidline:
Innicint teen dun gon gits hea teef knok out she haid.
- Ain womin inna baick sait "Yo praices own craik" in torn ito uh salon blitzss...,Ann guurl innate plase tooksted a bo to da fais an it dun broked hu teef inna bitses"

God
Dam
Monkeys
 
The Envoy
2011-11-24 09:18:02 AM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: CRUCIAL TAUNT!

[lh4.ggpht.com image 436x640]

Schwing!
 
dnl.machine
2011-11-24 09:19:15 AM
I neet mey muh SKRIMPS!
 
dnl.machine
2011-11-24 09:21:33 AM
jmadisonbiii: "And from there it was off the chain," said Karetha. "Bowls was flying, glass was flying, hair was flying, braids was flying, weave was flying, eRRRthing was flying."

Indeed.
 
dnl.machine
2011-11-24 09:25:07 AM
neet ma mu skrimpses:
media.cmgdigital.com
 
db2
2011-11-24 09:31:45 AM
MALLROOM BLITZ!

MALLROOM BLITZ!
 
KimNorth
2011-11-24 09:37:52 AM
Did you see the phone video? The Asia nail lady had a look like this happens there everyday, like she is used to people acting like this!
 
Pugdaddyk
2011-11-24 09:38:19 AM
dnl.machine: Black?

AAwww sheet! Cowm Own!!

Hidline:
Innicint teen dun gon gits hea teef knok out she haid.
- Ain womin inna baick sait "Yo praices own craik" in torn ito uh salon blitzss...,Ann guurl innate plase tooksted a bo to da fais an it dun broked hu teef inna bitses"

God
Dam
Monkeys

That's with her teeth still intact. Good accent by the way.
 
pheed
2011-11-24 09:46:40 AM
dnl.machine: Black?

AAwww sheet! Cowm Own!!

Hidline:
Innicint teen dun gon gits hea teef knok out she haid.
- Ain womin inna baick sait "Yo praices own craik" in torn ito uh salon blitzss...,Ann guurl innate plase tooksted a bo to da fais an it dun broked hu teef inna bitses"

God
Dam
Monkeys

God
Damned
Racist
Retards
 
domo_kun_sai
2011-11-24 09:52:02 AM
Does it mean I'm racist that I knew that it involved a black woman before clicked on the link?
 
KimNorth
2011-11-24 10:02:10 AM
domo_kun_sai: Does it mean I'm racist that I knew that it involved a black woman before clicked on the link?

No because you start getting good at knowing by the headline. Fight at nail place black, thieft of copper wire from old folks home, white, landscaping stuff stolen, mexican...etc
 
offmymeds
2011-11-24 10:05:28 AM
jmadisonbiii: "And from there it was off the chain," said Karetha. "Bowls was flying, glass was flying, hair was flying, braids was flying, weave was flying, everything was flying."

Indeed.

Ebbythang be flyin'!
 
Another Government Employee
2011-11-24 10:06:58 AM
+1 Subby.
 
mephisto6
2011-11-24 10:15:13 AM
jmadisonbiii: "And from there it was off the chain," said Karetha. "Bowls was flying, glass was flying, hair was flying, braids was flying, weave was flying, everything was flying."

Indeed.

Are you ready, Karetha?
"Uh-huh"
Kisha?
"Yeeah"
Dee?
"Ok"
Well alright b*tches...
Let's Go!
 
GBB
2011-11-24 10:20:15 AM
jmadisonbiii: "And from there it was off the chain," said Karetha. "Bowls was flying, glass was flying, hair was flying, braids was flying, weave was flying, everything was flying."

Indeed.

Apparently, the chain is what keeps all that from flying.
 
leevis
2011-11-24 10:28:50 AM
domo_kun_sai: Does it mean I'm racist that I knew that it involved a black woman before clicked on the link?

No, it just means that stereotypes are based on fact.
 
cleo777
2011-11-24 10:29:27 AM
offmymeds: jmadisonbiii: "And from there it was off the chain," said Karetha. "Bowls was flying, glass was flying, hair was flying, braids was flying, weave was flying, everything was flying."

Indeed.

Ebbythang be flyin'!

I truly lol'd.
 
zaier
2011-11-24 10:40:33 AM
Coming on a Bicycle: Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce douche ,
another runner in the night

FTFM. That is what it farking sounds like, and I refuse to believe otherwise.
 
PacManDreaming [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 10:51:37 AM
God Is My Co-Pirate: Well, I'm going to have that in my head all day.

Same here. As soon as I finished reading the headline, I was already singing it.
 
triplenickel03
2011-11-24 11:03:39 AM
Optical Aleutian: Sweet headline, subby!

I see what you did there.
 
tb tibbles
2011-11-24 11:05:35 AM
Instead of camcording a hood rat for a half hour,how about using that phone to like call the cops?
 
cleo777
2011-11-24 11:11:02 AM
Bravo, subby.
/Hope innocent bystander is ok.
 
UnspokenVoice [TotalFark]
2011-11-24 11:11:53 AM
tb tibbles: Instead of camcording a hood rat for a half hour,how about using that phone to like call the cops?

Snitches get stitches. I'm mixed racially. Some days, I'd rather not be associated with the urban black culture. Alright, make that every day.
 
cleo777
2011-11-24 11:14:01 AM
God Is My Co-Pirate: Well, I'm going to have that in my head all day.

Woo
It was like snarking
Everybody was farking
And the liters were mean
As the link went green...green green green

Wonderful.
 
wrenchboy
2011-11-24 11:15:26 AM
I don't see how she could have her teeth broken, look at them lips. Those are like major airbags. Can't see how busted chicklets is possible.
 
offmymeds
2011-11-24 11:19:14 AM
wrenchboy: I don't see how she could have her teeth broken, look at them lips. Those are like major airbags. Can't see how busted chicklets is possible.

Yeah, I mean it's not like getting punched in the mouth will make your lips swell up.
 
pervvywanker
2011-11-24 11:20:59 AM
Er, uh, was that a fat lip or "do dat be how it was?"
 
Rapmaster2000
2011-11-24 11:30:40 AM
UnspokenVoice: tb tibbles: Instead of camcording a hood rat for a half hour,how about using that phone to like call the cops?

Snitches get stitches. I'm mixed racially. Some days, I'd rather not be associated with the urban black culture. Alright, make that every day.

This was more like the suburban black culture. Snellville sucks.
 
steamingpile
2011-11-24 11:34:25 AM
KimNorth: Did you see the phone video? The Asia nail lady had a look like this happens there everyday, like she is used to people acting like this!

Its the part of town it's in, shiat lime that is not at all uncommon, its also why we avoid certain parts of town or at the least we don't shop there.
 
Judy Jetson
2011-11-24 11:36:44 AM
Well played, Subby, well played indeed!
 
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