Yeah, but where's the snooze button?

I cannot RTFA at work, but I assume that it takes 20 minutes to turn on and once it goes off, hitting the button only causes it to get louder.

COOL!... I think I know what I am getting the wife for Christmas! Instead of waking up earlier then her and warming her up to sex, she would be the one waking me after her first couple of alarm clock orgasms.

mmmmm

Im ordering 3!
Alarm clock shock!

theorellior: My brain is trying to figure out the appropriate sound such a thing would make, and I'm not happy with the results.

anycockwilldo?

Seems like you could build one of these pretty easily with a prepaid disposable cell phone, and one of those auto-dialers stolen from your local Republican/Democratic Party office (since it's nearing election time and all).

That wasn't what I was thinking when I saw 'vagina alarm clock'.

But I do wonder, would that thing work in the butt as well?

many people already have a coont waking them up in the morning.

NutWrench: If I were an alarm clock, I'd wake her up with a big dong.

That's lovely dear, but I wanted a clock radio.

Great, so now I have to hear 'Mike & Z Dog's AM Asylum' coming out of my GF's crotch every morning?
Pass.

MaxxLarge: No...I said I wanted to wake up "at the crack of dawn"...Not the "coont of Dawn."

I'm sure it'll fit up there, too, although you might want to watch out for midnight bathroom runs.

BurnShrike: Yeah, but where's the snooze button?

Studies show that the vagina alarm clock snooze button is a myth.

Imagine a TSA screener finding one on a person during a patdown.

requires the lady to wear underwear to bed...

good idea though, i'd like to hear some reviews that didn't come from the people/company selling it.

theorellior: My brain is trying to figure out the appropriate sound such a thing would make, and I'm not happy with the results.

Men At Work - ♪ ♫ "We come from a land down under...."♪ ♫

Grables'Daughter: AdolfOliverPanties: Vagina Alarm Cock would be better! Right? Right?

"Anycockledoo!"

That is how I woke my ex up every morning, well got her up anyway since she was already wake. Without a word we would just look at each other and our hands would start rubbing each other then we would go to town. After we finished we would say good morning then shower. Those were the only times we didn't kiss a ton during sex for obvious reasons. I should have never took the job down here which resulted in me leaving her.

6655321: Imagine a TSA screener finding one on a person during a patdown.

"We always refer to it as a vagina alarm clock, never your vagina alarm clock..."

TheShavingofOccam123: It's not a vagina clock. It's a vulva clock. It's a pudenda clock. But it is not a vagina clock.

Actually, if you read TFA you'll see it IS an actual vagina clock. It goes pretty deep in there, so I think it qualifies.

I bet you thought it was a clock that just looked like a woman's vulva.

Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: TheShavingofOccam123: It's not a vagina clock. It's a vulva clock. It's a pudenda clock. But it is not a vagina clock.

Actually, if you read TFA you'll see it IS an actual vagina clock. It goes pretty deep in there, so I think it qualifies.

I bet you thought it was a clock that just looked like a woman's vulva.

You mean it's not? Dammit. Scratch that off my Xmas list then.

Boeheimian Rhapsody: good idea though, i'd like to hear some reviews that didn't come from the people/company selling it.

TheShavingofOccam123: It's not a vagina clock. It's a vulva clock. It's a pudenda clock. But it is not a vagina clock.

Here: I'll provide a picture so you know why you were wrong, and why you should understand a situation before trying to be a smart-ass.



I would say that this is most definitely a vagina alarm clock, in the most literal sense... Unless you stick it up your butt, I suppose.

Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: TheShavingofOccam123: It's not a vagina clock. It's a vulva clock. It's a pudenda clock. But it is not a vagina clock.

Here: I'll provide a picture so you know why you were wrong, and why you should understand a situation before trying to be a smart-ass.

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I would say that this is most definitely a vagina alarm clock, in the most literal sense... Unless you stick it up your butt, I suppose.

Looks like a meat thermometer. Hey!! Just in time for Thanksgiving.

sounds like the husband was "clock blocked"

Do I have to roll over and stick my dick in it when it goes off?

Epic thread is epic.

/*wipes away tears*

I used to play bass for Vagina Alarm Clock.

Vagina alarm clock? That thing doesn't look anything like a vagina. Maybe to IT guys but not to us EEs.

The machines! They come!

Now I'm wondering if there's a male equivalent.

Only problem is though it would 'wake me up' and then after it finished I'd just want to roll over and go back to sleep again.

Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: TheShavingofOccam123: It's not a vagina clock. It's a vulva clock. It's a pudenda clock. But it is not a vagina clock.

Here: I'll provide a picture so you know why you were wrong, and why you should understand a situation before trying to be a smart-ass.



I would say that this is most definitely a vagina alarm clock, in the most literal sense... Unless you stick it up your butt, I suppose.

No. The one pictured is only for the vagina. I can tell because it's digital, not anal log.