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(USA Today) Spiffy Ignore that other story, cocaine won't keep your uterus cancer-free. For that you need Juan Valdez and his donkey   (yourlife.usatoday.com) divider line 18
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BurnShrike
2011-11-23 09:35:41 AM
I've also heard condoms do a good job of preventing malignant tumors from growing in your uterus.
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2011-11-23 10:49:26 AM
For that you need Juanita Valdez and her donkey

/ viva Tijuana
 
Amos Quito
2011-11-23 10:59:52 AM
FTA: "The study found that women who consume four or more cups of caffeinated coffee per day appear to lower their risk for endometrial cancer by 25 percent, relative to women who drink less than one cup a day."


This is bad news... for Mitt Romney.
 
flucto [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 10:59:52 AM
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Ordinary Genius
2011-11-23 10:59:58 AM
People who drink coffee probably tend to live healthier lifestyles.

/Correlation ≠ causation and all that....
 
abfalter
2011-11-23 11:07:45 AM
veedeevadeevoodee: For that you need Juanita Valdez and her donkey

/ viva Tijuana

Win.
 
mab1823
2011-11-23 11:09:12 AM
It is in these hills that Juan Valdez and his trusty goat pick coffee beans every morning.
 
trifoldhat
2011-11-23 11:12:39 AM
Doesn't that cost extra?
 
Berz
2011-11-23 11:16:55 AM
veedeevadeevoodee: For that you need Juanita Valdez and her donkey

/ viva Tijuana

Nah, for that you need Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud

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cherryl taggart
2011-11-23 11:17:31 AM
I was afraid this story was going to involve washing or immersing body parts in coffee. Well, other than my tongue and tonsils. Yeah, coffee FTW!!

/heading back to pot for another round
 
lehmac
2011-11-23 11:27:35 AM
Im still not gonna fark that donkey, yall.
 
whosits_112
2011-11-23 11:32:13 AM
Coffee still sucks, though.
 
the_sidewinder [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 11:36:21 AM
whosits_112: Coffee still sucks, though.

Sounds like you've never had good coffee

/Starbucks isn't good coffee BTW
//Yeah yeah, coffee snob, etc
 
Bruxellensis
2011-11-23 11:59:33 AM
BurnShrike: I've also heard condoms do a good job of preventing malignant tumors from growing in your uterus.

I favorited you a long time ago. Thanks again!
 
david1963
2011-11-23 12:10:26 PM
Amos Quito: FTA: "The study found that women who consume four or more cups of caffeinated coffee per day appear to lower their risk for endometrial cancer by 25 percent, relative to women who drink less than one cup a day."


This is bad news... for Mitt Romney.

I dunno...Maybe they're too caffeinated to stay still enough long enough to catch a cancer virus.

BTW, it's not that caffeine reduces hunger, it's that all the consequent fidgeting and jittering burns a few calories.
 
baronvonzipper
2011-11-23 12:11:23 PM
the_sidewinder: whosits_112: Coffee still sucks, though.

Sounds like you've never had good coffee

/Starbucks isn't good coffee BTW
//Yeah yeah, coffee snob, etc

You don't have to be a snob to recognize swill
 
tarhammer
2011-11-23 01:09:37 PM
"I like my coffee the same way I like my women. Tied up, put in a sack and thrown over the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez."
 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 02:58:18 PM
whosits_112: Coffee still sucks, though.

guatemala antigua.

try a cup and come back and post your thoughts.

/you're welcome.
 
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