I think I'm in love. I'd feed her my drumstick. All 10lbs of it.

I'll bet she's stuffed now.

He'll be passing something with a gravy-like consistency.

That's pretty impressive. In ten minutes I could only eat a poultry 5-6 ounces.

So, she swallows?

"I left only bone," she gloated after her win. "I'm so hap-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

Thanks memtastic! Was hoping someone had a picture of that...

"Next time, wemember the gwaavy!"

first world problems

daemoncan: Thanks memtastic! Was hoping someone had a picture of that...

"Next time, wemember the gwaavy!"

;)

My favorite competitive eating introduction:

"Introducing our next competitor... he once ate his way out of 60 cubic feet of popcorn...they call him the 'Houdini of cuisini'...Crazy Legs!"

memtastic: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x304]

Very much yes.

/thunder stealer!

Prepared with 2 heads of boiled cabbage? And then a whole turkey. I bet her crop dusting makes eyes bleed.

/one cooked turkey and NO coke

paygun: first world problemsbenefits

Ah, much better.

What I might look like after attempting that, from the tryptophan alone.

Reminds me of:


/too much MK...

does she shat dark matter?

There is very little in this world that is more disgusting than "competitive eating".

gregario: There is very little in this world that is more disgusting than "competitive eating".

Fark Politics Tab?

i asked a competitive eater about the side effects of packing so much into the human body so fast.

turns out that the stomach just learns to dump it into the intestine as you keep packing it full.

depending on the contest you can, in fact, wind up one false move away from a really messy day.

and i'd wondered why you rarely saw them getting congraluatory hugs from anyone, why there were no victory dances or jumping around.

or sudden movements at all.

heaven help you if you cough.

Baloo Uriza: from the tryptophan alone.

Mekka B's New Rule: making a "sleepy from turkey tryptophan" comment to ensnare others to make corrections (new window) is the absolute height of trolling this holiday season.

So troll early, and troll often!!


/willing to concede this as having been trolled by Baloo. I don't hate the players! I've got too much love for the game!

eagles95: gregario: There is very little in this world that is more disgusting than "competitive eating".

Fark Politics Tab?

like they said, very little, but not nothing (i.e. Fark Poli Tab).

Never stops to pass the gravy

Just rude.

Where have the competitive eating manners gone?

I can't believe this is a sport. They should have competitive shiattin' next.

This Farker went up against The Black Widow in an Norfolk, VA Hot Dog Qualifier to get to the Coney Island 4th of July competition. She lapped the field, though: 2nd place had 17 dogs in 10 minutes, she ate 39.5. She is well-trained and prepared much more than many of the competitors.

After 4-5 minutes into the event, the announcer told everyone she had already gone through 20. All of the other participants paused, simultaneously grunted, and looked at her for a second before continuing. I brought friends to cheer me on from the crowd in my time of need (if I started to struggle chomping down), but when I looked up to see them, everyone in the crowd at the mall was focused on Sonya Thomas, with a kind of dialed-in shared disgusted look. I would've expected the same stares at a gory car or train accident.

I only got 13.5 dogs and buns with little training (found out two days before the event), but the Nathan's dogs were pretty delicious. I'd always wanted to try a competitive eating contest since Sonya Thomas and Kobiyashi showed up on ESPN. I'd won many eating bets in my day, so I wanted to see how I fare against real champs. To do what it takes to be a great in the sport does not sound appealing, though. Training would have to be painful, and I wouldn't want to do that to my body for a long period of time.

/RT, C

Curt Blizzah: Training would have to be painful, and I wouldn't want to do that to my body for a long period of time.

I *think* I heard Sonya 'trains' by drinking gallons of water.


/all this food talk is making me hungry for second-lunch!

She is a one woman Bumpus hound

"Competitive eating" is almost everything that's wrong with America.

gregario: There is very little in this world that is more disgusting than "competitive eating".

Fark Politics Tab?

I'd say it's pretty much a toss up.

Nekkid competitive eating--who can eat the most and then shiat out the most.
I bet the Black Widow could have it coming in and going out at the same time.
Such an artistic image, I could cry.

BUMPUSES!

Curt Blizzah
To do what it takes to be a great in the sport does not sound appealing, though.

Heh... you just called competitive eating a sport.

/and you sound fat
//obligatory

All of them had poor form and no approach. The smartest thing to do would have been to quarter the bird. Then you have two boneless breasts, wings, and legs. Way easier to see the task at hand and devour it.

This was a light snack for most of those eaters.

105 lbs = good at that sport, doesn't surprise me, after all Dale Gribble easily outate William Fontaine De Le Tour Dauterive

Wow! I weigh 105 lbs,. and I couldn't eat a whole chicken.

You know the biatch had surgery just so she can do these stunts, right?
She's lying if she says she didn't.

puddleonfire: You know the biatch had surgery just so she can do these stunts, right?
She's lying if she says she didn't.

What type of surgery would allow that, out of curiosity?

Neondistraction 2011-11-23 06:25:10 PM puddleonfire: You know the biatch had surgery just so she can do these stunts, right? She's lying if she says she didn't. What type of surgery would allow that, out of curiosity?
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None, he's a moron.

Competitive eats eat only single meals a day and eat as much as they can. This stretches out the stomach.

She has genes going for her. She also probably doesn't eat for 2 or 3 days then gorges herself. This keeps the average calorie count down, whilst allowing her to stuff herself with a ton of food.

MTV's True Life had an episode about competitive eating and it focused on Kobiyashi and the dude who paints his face. It's pretty fascinating how they train, especially Kobiyashi. He can lift a shiat ton of weight as well as eat everything on the menu in one sitting.

/Sonya's awesome and she works at the Burger King at Andrews Air force Base