Paul Newman?
I guess. *puts on sunglasses* It wasn't HUD housing.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

/kid's gettin' a .22 for Christmass.

Take that, Black Bart!

RALPHIE!!! SHOOT HIS EYES OUT!!!

: Boom, boom, boom, boom

*movie reference*

he makes a good dressing, not a good robber.

"I guess he was just trying to save his mom."

- real deep thinker, that guy is

As long as he's got Ol' Blue...

blowgun>bb gun

"I would have shot him in the schlong!"

Black bart got his...

"He's a tough little kid," one neighbor said of the 10-year-old boy. "I guess he was just trying to save his mom."

Ric Romero, the neighbor.

Cyno01: At my old place i had a knock on the door and some confused drunk tried to force his way into my apartment, i shoved my all metal USP-C airsoft gun in his face and he literally pissed himself (was thankfully still in the hall) and left.

In my state (commonwealth), had the drunk called the cops you would have been arrested and charged with assault.

or unless the question is 'What is rarely the answer'.

In which case the answer is 'Violence'.

Approves.

I suppose an icicle busted his glasses afterward, right?

CAADbury: Cyno01: At my old place i had a knock on the door and some confused drunk tried to force his way into my apartment, i shoved my all metal USP-C airsoft gun in his face and he literally pissed himself (was thankfully still in the hall) and left.

In my state (commonwealth), had the drunk called the cops you would have been arrested and charged with assault.

That's why I'd be holding shooting a real gun. Home invasions are a big problem in my area. Folks are so nervous, only a raving idiot would barge through the door of a house.

Get the kid a larger caliber. Takes lot of BBs to off someone and you always want to off someone you shoot at.

/Mom's first lesson of gun control: You shoot at a person you kill them. No exceptions.

Done in 4.

LewDux: : Boom, boom, boom, boom

Was given one as a gift (minus scope and light). Was accurate but jammed and failed to rotate the cylinder all the time. Why it would have a cylinder was odd, mag housed the CO2. Worked plent well to pop Halloween and x-mas decorations down the street.

I approve of the headline. Violence is rarely the answer, but sometimes, it's the *ONLY* answer. I've never repeated the platitude that "violence never solved anything" to the littlebopper, because it's wrong.

When I was 10, I had quite the selection of weaponry to choose from, including a crossbow and a BB gun.

Cyno01: At my old place i had a knock on the door and some confused drunk tried to force his way into my apartment, i shoved my all metal USP-C airsoft gun in his face and he literally pissed himself (was thankfully still in the hall) and left.

I wouldnt recommend doing that regularly.
Go buy a real gun.

CAADbury: In my state (commonwealth), had the drunk called the cops you would have been arrested and charged with assault.

Move to American-occupied America, where the beat cops like a little self-reliance. The paperwork is so much simpler.

There is a kernel of truth to this statement: any time you use force to stop the commission of a crime, whether you use fists, pepper spray, display of a (real or not) gun, actually fire a gun, whatever: Be the first to call the cops to report the incident. That makes you the complainant.

Keep it simple though.

To 911 operator: The perp was [doing crime]. I didn't want him to do that, and indicated so. He continued in spite of my objection. I was in fear of my life/bodily health. I [employed lawful and proportional means of force]. The perp ran/surrendered/is bleeding on my floor. The perp looks like [description]. Please send the police [and paramedics].

To the officer: The perp was [committing crime]. I stopped him. I'm really shook up. I'd like to make a statement after I have calmed down (and under the advice of an attorney).

fappomatic: That's why I'd be shooting a real gun. Home invasions are a big problem in my area. Folks are so nervous, only a raving idiot would barge through the door of a house.

Same here. But I'd wait in my locked bedroom with my family in the master bathroom-I certainly wouldn't go out looking for trouble. And I'd call the cops and have them on speakerphone while I loudly announced that this is my house, that I have called the police, that the individual is trespassing, that there is nothing of value to be taken from the master bedroom, and that any attempted incursion into the bedroom would be interpreted as a direct and immediate threat to the lives of my family and myself.

Then I'd pray that the dumb bastard wasn't stupid enough to come upstairs let alone try and open the bedroom door.

Because I don't want to clean up the blood stains.

macross87: LewDux: : Boom, boom, boom, boom

Was given one as a gift (minus scope and light). Was accurate but jammed and failed to rotate the cylinder all the time. Why it would have a cylinder was odd, mag housed the CO2. Worked plent well to pop Halloween and x-mas decorations down the street.

I'm lost, why would you find it out a pellet gun has a cylindrical mag? Also the grip houses the the CO2 powerlet, not the mag.

/never had a jamming problem with our Nighthawks / CP Sports

/oblig

Approves.

/"I'm up here, ya morons!"

dothemath: Cyno01: At my old place i had a knock on the door and some confused drunk tried to force his way into my apartment, i shoved my all metal USP-C airsoft gun in his face and he literally pissed himself (was thankfully still in the hall) and left.

I wouldnt recommend doing that regularly.
Go buy a real gun. don't go seeking confrontation.

ftfy

Too bad BB guns don't come with bayonets.

Meh. Chased someone out of my house using one of these:



Though it may have been me being naked as well as psychotic from not sleeping for 3 days that did the real scaring.

CAADbury: fappomatic: That's why I'd be shooting a real gun. Home invasions are a big problem in my area. Folks are so nervous, only a raving idiot would barge through the door of a house.

Same here. But I'd wait in my locked bedroom with my family in the master bathroom-I certainly wouldn't go out looking for trouble. And I'd call the cops and have them on speakerphone while I loudly announced that this is my house, that I have called the police, that the individual is trespassing, that there is nothing of value to be taken from the master bedroom, and that any attempted incursion into the bedroom would be interpreted as a direct and immediate threat to the lives of my family and myself.

Then I'd pray that the dumb bastard wasn't stupid enough to come upstairs let alone try and open the bedroom door.

Because I don't want to clean up the blood stains.

You're better off stopping him on the stairs. He's in an environment with limited options. Poke the shotgun muzzle around the corner the minute you hear a foot on the stairs and *blam*.

I totally understand not going downstairs and getting into a firefight, but police response times can run upwards of 15 minutes. Thats plenty of time for him to pump a few rounds through your bedroom door.

/odds are my dogs maul the intruder before he gets to the stairs
//my malamutes get grumpy when you mess with what they see as their house

Guys, the kid grows weed. He's not a mercenary.


Now someone go find Nick, that greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri Greek bastard, if he's still stupid enough to be on this planet.

Image fail!

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate"

ha-ha-guy: You're better off stopping him on the stairs. He's in an environment with limited options. Poke the shotgun muzzle around the corner the minute you hear a foot on the stairs and *blam*.

I see where you're coming from, but I'm also sensitive to the county in which I live (and would ultimately be judged). I don't have a reason to leave the bedroom (dogs sleep in the bedroom with us) and so would rather eliminate that action as an opportunity for the intruder's attorney to say, "Look! See! CAADbury was looking for trouble! He's a trigger-happy gun nut!"

Police call him a "frequent flyer," somebody they have had nearly 50 contacts with and who has been arrested dozens of times over the last ten years or so.

This is why you do a background check on potential roommates.

/Glad they made it out alive.

Gun control..your're doing it right kid!

DarthBart: Meh. Chased someone out of my house using one of these:



Though it may have been me being naked as well as psychotic from not sleeping for 3 days that did the real scaring.


"Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand".