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(The Sun)   Even The Sun can't write that a 19-year-old's giant dong helps him score with the ladies, so they attribute it to his freakishly large feet   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 144
    More: Obvious, Peter Crouch, the Sun, Stoke, South Wales  
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2011-11-23 08:21:26 AM  
Carl's dad Wayne, 39, a size nine, said: "I don't know where Carl got his big feet from - he definitely didn't get them from me."

Poor dad. Don't worry though, my, uh... feet aren't big either.
 
2011-11-23 08:48:01 AM  
"And yes, it is true what they say about men with big feet."

No, it isn't.
Not always.
 
2011-11-23 08:50:41 AM  
Meh.

modernvespa.com
 
2011-11-23 08:50:46 AM  
He's smart for using that curiosity to sleep with the whores, someone that pasty and deliverance looking has to have an angle.
 
2011-11-23 08:52:07 AM  

Shenanigans33: "And yes, it is true what they say about men with big feet."

No, it isn't.
Not always.


What, that they're a farking clown?
 
2011-11-23 08:54:31 AM  

steamingpile: He's smart for using that curiosity to sleep with the whores, someone that pasty and deliverance looking has to have an angle.


Hey, it works for him.
 
2011-11-23 08:56:48 AM  
And he can't get a job.
 
2011-11-23 08:57:23 AM  
"Man with UK's biggest feet sleeps with 30 women"... at once? If not, who cares? It's not exactly difficult to get laid 30 times, even if you do have weird feet.
 
2011-11-23 08:58:00 AM  

Shenanigans33: "And yes, it is true what they say about men with big feet."

No, it isn't.
Not always.


Agreed.

/size 11 gunboats
//hung like a pimple
 
2011-11-23 09:00:05 AM  

Shenanigans33: "And yes, it is true what they say about men with big feet."


They have big shoes.
 
2011-11-23 09:01:11 AM  
"But despite his popularity in the bedroom he can't get a steady girlfriend."

Because it's not always true what they say about big feet? Sounds like buyers remorse.
 
2011-11-23 09:04:12 AM  
Ladies love the hobbits.
 
2011-11-23 09:05:10 AM  

The Envoy: Shenanigans33: "And yes, it is true what they say about men with big feet."

They have big shoes.


They have big red noses.
 
2011-11-23 09:05:23 AM  

StarSys: "But despite his popularity in the bedroom he can't get a steady girlfriend."

Because it's not always true what they say about big feet? Sounds like buyers remorse.


Maybe he's just a huge dick.
 
2011-11-23 09:10:00 AM  
If the shoe fits...
 
2011-11-23 09:10:42 AM  

Arkanaut: StarSys: "But despite his popularity in the bedroom he can't get a steady girlfriend."

Because it's not always true what they say about big feet? Sounds like buyers remorse.

Maybe he's just a huge dick.


Maybe they start to sober up, see that this guy is an ugly loser and get the hell out of there.
 
2011-11-23 09:12:09 AM  
13 wide, ladies...
 
2011-11-23 09:13:30 AM  
i288.photobucket.com

The Donger would like this kid to get off his lawn.
 
2011-11-23 09:19:19 AM  
His dad said he did not get them from me . How big is the postman feet ? He 6 foot 5in I remember article about some kid in the us that got shoes from the nba because they could not pay for this size 23 shoes . I know sizes are different in the UK but 4 longest I don't think so. If this rub is good with the ladies then UK standards are real low.
 
2011-11-23 09:20:26 AM  
Coincidence. I have average sized feet and a huge *%#!.
 
2011-11-23 09:23:45 AM  

tagkc: Shenanigans33: "And yes, it is true what they say about men with big feet."

No, it isn't.
Not always.

What, that they're a farking clown?


*shakes fist, then makes balloon animal shaped like a dong*



roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com
/just for good measure too
 
2011-11-23 09:28:10 AM  
I bet that dude's hung like a baby.

/7.5 pounds, 20 inches
 
2011-11-23 09:28:46 AM  
Bullcrap about big feet and big dicks. I know many small-footed guys that have bigger dicks than guys with very large feet.

/that being said
/I'm size 14 shoes
/only hung average
 
2011-11-23 09:30:00 AM  
if it were "true" I suspect he'd have a g/f right now, someone with similar standards to his.
 
2011-11-23 09:32:08 AM  
I don't care if he has to roll his junk up like a garden hose...that's one fugly man.
 
2011-11-23 09:32:09 AM  
30? Fark, I've normal feet and I've got 30. If I had that angle I'd have 30 a year.
 
2011-11-23 09:36:20 AM  
Well, of course women want to ask him about it when he's at a club. It's an ice breaker.
 
2011-11-23 09:39:26 AM  
I wear size 13 and 1/2 wide, and my penis is not long, nor is it thick. Ughhh... TMI?
 
2011-11-23 09:39:33 AM  

Bronzemom: His dad said he did not get them from me . How big is the postman feet ? He 6 foot 5in I remember article about some kid in the us that got shoes from the nba because they could not pay for this size 23 shoes . I know sizes are different in the UK but 4 longest I don't think so. If this rub is good with the ladies then UK standards are real low.


UK Sizing = 1 size down from US sizing.
 
2011-11-23 09:41:29 AM  

TsarTom: Well, of course women want to ask him about it when he's at a club. It's an ice breaker.


Mine breaks ice too, but it took years of training and a specialized sleeve.


/watching too many martial arts demos lately.
 
2011-11-23 09:45:07 AM  
Sideshow Bob was the first thing I thought of when I saw his giant shoes.
 
2011-11-23 09:45:36 AM  
Not impressed. My 14-yr old wears a 19EEEE ... so far.
 
2011-11-23 09:52:29 AM  
Poor Robert Wadlow. I loved reading the Guiness Book of Records when I was a young kid, and he was always someone I felt bad for. The dude never stopped getting taller, until he died when he was just 22 years old. He would have been over 10 feet tall had he been able to live until 30 years old. Think about that. Most people wouldn't even be able to jump and touch his head. Hell, at 8'11" a lot of people still couldn't do just that!

What's nuts is that he didn't necessarily die due to his growth disorder. He died from a blister. A blister! Had he lived today rather than in 1940, who knows how long he'd be alive for instead.

/end random Robert Wadlow fanboi story
 
2011-11-23 09:56:08 AM  
Poor Chewie...I always remember reading as a kid that Peter Mayhew had the largest feet in Britain.
 
2011-11-23 09:56:12 AM  
I have big shoes and a big @%^&!

/suck it Farkers...
//errrr... Farkettes I mean
 
2011-11-23 10:00:12 AM  

encyclopediaplushuman: Bullcrap about big feet and big dicks. I know many small-footed guys that have bigger dicks than guys with very large feet.

/that being said
/I'm size 14 shoes
/only hung average


Interesting. My friends and I don't sit around showing each other our cocks so I can't dispute your assertion.
 
2011-11-23 10:05:22 AM  

MaliFinn: Not impressed. My 14-yr old wears a 19EEEE ... so far.


Approves...
cdn.inquisitr.com
 
2011-11-23 10:06:09 AM  
snort

EIP
 
2011-11-23 10:08:35 AM  

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: MaliFinn: Not impressed. My 14-yr old wears a 19EEEE ... so far.

Approves...
[cdn.inquisitr.com image 300x168]


So very wrong.

lulz.
 
2011-11-23 10:08:57 AM  

gopher321: 13 wide, ladies...


We're shoe brothers!

I'm suprised this hasn't turned WIE yet.
//not really
///NO WIE
 
2011-11-23 10:10:25 AM  
Something about this article smells fishy. Oh yeah, it's that fish-eye lens they used in every single shot.
 
2011-11-23 10:12:05 AM  
I wear 12s and have a 7 and a 1/2 inch penis when erect with girth slightly more than a ping pong ball.
 
2011-11-23 10:15:14 AM  
Is this the prick waving thread?

/size 15
//impossible to find shoes
 
2011-11-23 10:15:19 AM  

MoronLessOff: gopher321: 13 wide, ladies...

We're shoe brothers!

I'm suprised this hasn't turned WIE yet.
//not really
///NO WIE


Whoa! I, like, wear a 13 and 1/2 wide. So... I'm like your guys' half-brother, or something, right?
 
2011-11-23 10:16:38 AM  

JonnyG: Coincidence. I have average sized feet and a huge *%#!.


How YOU doin'?
 
2011-11-23 10:17:20 AM  

Profedius: I wear 12s and have a 7 and a 1/2 inch penis when erect with girth slightly more than a ping pong ball.


That's a wormy weenus.
 
2011-11-23 10:18:40 AM  
I'm 3 feet tall with a 10 foot #$%^%!!!
 
2011-11-23 10:21:58 AM  
This thread has taken a dark/awkward homoerotic turn.
 
2011-11-23 10:23:44 AM  
Party size:
cache.daylife.com
 
2011-11-23 10:29:25 AM  
Is this the thread where we come to exaggerate the size of our penis?

/has medium-sized feet and a mediocre penis
 
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