Smeggy Smurf: This thread is full of big enough dicks to service the Duggar clown car. Have at her boys!

-_______- Ewwwww.

bmalnad: RedEmily: Where are the pics?


/don't want to violate rule #3 (don't send UWIE)
//reciprocated BIE would be appreciated
///mmmmmmm b(o)(o)bies

No BIE from me.

You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

kiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

HOLY shiatSNACKS. kiwimoogle84 is hot.

bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

Rather be honest. :)

kiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

EIP?

cheap_thoughts: WhoGAS: My dick is...

Wait...when's the last time a woman actually asked a guy "Hey, baby, what's your dick size?"

Personally, as a male, I really don't care how large your dick is. If you want to start waggling stuff, let's waggle family, friends and happiness levels at each other. I know it's not popular, but that's what I find important in life.

Ladies, has dick size EVER been a deciding factor in a relationship either way?

Yes... I've dumped small dick men. If I can't tell that it's in me, I've got to dump him.

/one of those red heads

I divorced one of those redheads, but because she liked to smoke the glass pipe more than the meat pipe.

/still lusts after the gingers
//since Gilligan's Isle

kiwimoogle84:
Good enough? *giggles*

That made my month.

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

EIP?

Good enough? *giggles*

I'll let you know when I get home.

I lol'd.

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

EIkiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

Would you be kind enough to send some to less well endowed farker?

The way we always knew it, the more a guy talked about it, the smaller it was in reality.

\quiet type

sandbar67: I have big shoes and a big @%^&!

/suck it Farkers...
//errrr... Farkettes I mean

Yeah right, man; we all know now that you're as queer as a three dollar bill.
/NTTAWWT

ayrsayle: Are we talking micropenis (it's on wiki, no I'm not linking) or are we talking "8"+ to ride this ride"?

/There's even a video line of some poor guy with one getting handjobs and insults.

lol. No, that would be an exception. I couldn't blame a woman for not wanting to be with a guy with a micropenis; I had a friend with one when I was younger and even he couldn't blame girls for not wanting to have sex with him.

kiwimoogle84: eas81: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

EIkiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

Would you be kind enough to send some to less well endowed farker?

On its way :D

Well there are some here that can say I wasn't kidding. Thanks EIkiwimoogle84

WhoGAS: My dick is...

Wait...when's the last time a woman actually asked a guy "Hey, baby, what's your dick size?"

Personally, as a male, I really don't care how large your dick is. If you want to start waggling stuff, let's waggle family, friends and happiness levels at each other. I know it's not popular, but that's what I find important in life.

Ladies, has dick size EVER been a deciding factor in a relationship either way?

Yes. So what's your dicksize, uh... baby? No, of course it's never been a factor. If a chick is that shallow, then she's not in any relationship for the right reason, anyway.

But, for reals, this guy's feet gross me out. I don't care if his wang were the size of my thigh or the size of my pinky finger. I hate feet and I hate feet-likers. The bigger feet are, the more gnarled and disgusting they get. Of course, I'm biased. My feet are a kids' size 2 which is a women's size 4. Very difficult to find anything that fits that doesn't have Hello Kitty and sparkles all over it.

Profedius:
Well there are some here that can say I wasn't kidding. Thanks EIkiwimoogle84

Did I just miss an email where kiwimoogle shows off her penis?

WhoGAS: ayrsayle: Are we talking micropenis (it's on wiki, no I'm not linking) or are we talking "8"+ to ride this ride"?

/There's even a video line of some poor guy with one getting handjobs and insults.

lol. No, that would be an exception. I couldn't blame a woman for not wanting to be with a guy with a micropenis; I had a friend with one when I was younger and even he couldn't blame girls for not wanting to have sex with him.

Actually, that was directed at Cheap_Thoughts, I wanted to know what sort of (lack of) endowment she was talking about on the guys she dumped or if it was a size queen thing. NTTAWWT

Though I feel really sorry about your friend... that's gotta be rough trying to work that into conversations with a date. :^( At least for small/flatchested women there's plenty of guys who don't mind or even prefer that, but I don't think I've ever heard of a women actually stating she liked travel-sized men.

/My CSB: I knew a guy whose high school nickname was "Meathook". It actually made dating very difficult for him.
//No, I didn't see it myself, but let's just say he was not the type to brag. If anything, he was too modest... which also kinda ruined the idea of going into porn.
/ to consider going into porn, either.

kiwimoogle84: BurnShrike: Profedius:
Well there are some here that can say I wasn't kidding. Thanks EIkiwimoogle84

Did I just miss an email where kiwimoogle shows off her penis?

No, Profedius proved that HE wasn't lying.

/I responded with boobies

I sent WIE too, but all I got was a surprisingly fun email conversation with a cool chick. goddamnitsomuch.

probably mine was too big.

okface.jpg

Homegirl is now my homegirl.

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

EIP?

Good enough? *giggles*



Great pose!

/Any more where that came from?

Ehh, I'm 5' 10" and wear a 12 my dong is average I would say. One of my best friends has odd feet, he wears one size 16 and one 14 I've heard he has a huge dick but I've never seen it. Then again he's 6' 9" so if he just had like a 6" wang it would look tiny as shiat. I have no idea where I was going with that story.

I'm 6 '5" and wear a size 12 1/2 shoe. I'm hung just right for my proportions: mid thigh.

encyclopediaplushuman: Bullcrap about big feet and big dicks. I know many small-footed guys that have bigger dicks than guys with very large feet.



Same here. I've known lots of guys who were short, had small feet and had freakishly large junk. That old saying about big things coming in small packages is sometimes true.

kiwimoogle84: willfullyobscure: kiwimoogle84: BurnShrike: Profedius:


This situation has been properly rectified.

/homegirl don't brag about goods she doesn't deliver
//way too white to use the word "homegirl"
///did it anyway

GrablesDaughter is dead to me. Fark has a new queen.

RELIGION OF TITTIES

I only knew one girl in university that was vocal about only wanting guys with big dicks. I still banged her though.

eip

I had to update my EIP. The old one had so much junkmail it wasn't worth going through.

Ha....junkmail!

RedEmily: Where are the pics?

come on over red, i'll show it to you in person. its going to like you.