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(The Sun)   Even The Sun can't write that a 19-year-old's giant dong helps him score with the ladies, so they attribute it to his freakishly large feet   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 144
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2011-11-23 03:39:27 PM
Smeggy Smurf: This thread is full of big enough dicks to service the Duggar clown car. Have at her boys!

-_______- Ewwwww.
 
2011-11-23 03:41:08 PM
bmalnad: RedEmily: Where are the pics?


/don't want to violate rule #3 (don't send UWIE)
//reciprocated BIE would be appreciated
///mmmmmmm b(o)(o)bies


No BIE from me.
 
2011-11-23 03:47:44 PM
You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)
 
2011-11-23 03:57:46 PM
bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!
 
2011-11-23 04:17:22 PM
kiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!


HOLY shiatSNACKS. kiwimoogle84 is hot.
 
2011-11-23 04:17:36 PM
bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

Rather be honest. :)
 
2011-11-23 04:19:56 PM
kiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!


EIP?
 
2011-11-23 04:20:18 PM
cheap_thoughts: WhoGAS: My dick is...

Wait...when's the last time a woman actually asked a guy "Hey, baby, what's your dick size?"

Personally, as a male, I really don't care how large your dick is. If you want to start waggling stuff, let's waggle family, friends and happiness levels at each other. I know it's not popular, but that's what I find important in life.

Ladies, has dick size EVER been a deciding factor in a relationship either way?

Yes... I've dumped small dick men. If I can't tell that it's in me, I've got to dump him.

/one of those red heads


I divorced one of those redheads, but because she liked to smoke the glass pipe more than the meat pipe.

/still lusts after the gingers
//since Gilligan's Isle
 
2011-11-23 04:23:28 PM
bmalnad: kiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

HOLY shiatSNACKS. kiwimoogle84 is hot.


*blushes* you're already on my favorited list dude.
 
2011-11-23 04:34:36 PM
MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

EIP?


Good enough? *giggles*
 
2011-11-23 04:35:57 PM
kiwimoogle84:
Good enough? *giggles*


That made my month.
 
2011-11-23 04:36:27 PM
kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

EIP?

Good enough? *giggles*


I'll let you know when I get home.
 
2011-11-23 04:38:43 PM
bmalnad: kiwimoogle84:
Good enough? *giggles*

That made my month.


*bows* Happy to help my fellow virgin, mtg playing, mountain dew swilling, basement dwelling, hot pocket nomming farkers.
 
2011-11-23 04:42:55 PM
I lol'd.
 
2011-11-23 05:04:55 PM
MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

EIkiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

Would you be kind enough to send some to less well endowed farker?
 
2011-11-23 05:18:30 PM
eas81: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

EIkiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

Would you be kind enough to send some to less well endowed farker?


On its way :D
 
2011-11-23 05:30:45 PM
The way we always knew it, the more a guy talked about it, the smaller it was in reality.

\quiet type
 
2011-11-23 05:32:49 PM
I can't tell you how big my erection is because every time I get hard, all the blood rushes out of my head and I pass out.
 
2011-11-23 05:38:17 PM
BurnShrike: bmalnad: Do I get to send the ladies a picture of my wiener now?

Don't forget to turn the zoom up so they can find it.


It won't help if it's smaller than a pixel.
 
2011-11-23 06:06:20 PM
sandbar67: I have big shoes and a big @%^&!

/suck it Farkers...
//errrr... Farkettes I mean


Yeah right, man; we all know now that you're as queer as a three dollar bill.
/NTTAWWT
 
2011-11-23 06:20:30 PM
ayrsayle: Are we talking micropenis (it's on wiki, no I'm not linking) or are we talking "8"+ to ride this ride"?

/There's even a video line of some poor guy with one getting handjobs and insults.


lol. No, that would be an exception. I couldn't blame a woman for not wanting to be with a guy with a micropenis; I had a friend with one when I was younger and even he couldn't blame girls for not wanting to have sex with him.
 
2011-11-23 07:10:37 PM
kiwimoogle84: eas81: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

EIkiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

Would you be kind enough to send some to less well endowed farker?

On its way :D


Well there are some here that can say I wasn't kidding. Thanks EIkiwimoogle84
 
2011-11-23 07:12:53 PM
Anytime. ;)

/hotttttt
//playing more video games
///...I'll be in my bunk
 
2011-11-23 07:35:06 PM
WhoGAS: My dick is...

Wait...when's the last time a woman actually asked a guy "Hey, baby, what's your dick size?"

Personally, as a male, I really don't care how large your dick is. If you want to start waggling stuff, let's waggle family, friends and happiness levels at each other. I know it's not popular, but that's what I find important in life.

Ladies, has dick size EVER been a deciding factor in a relationship either way?


Yes. So what's your dicksize, uh... baby? No, of course it's never been a factor. If a chick is that shallow, then she's not in any relationship for the right reason, anyway.

But, for reals, this guy's feet gross me out. I don't care if his wang were the size of my thigh or the size of my pinky finger. I hate feet and I hate feet-likers. The bigger feet are, the more gnarled and disgusting they get. Of course, I'm biased. My feet are a kids' size 2 which is a women's size 4. Very difficult to find anything that fits that doesn't have Hello Kitty and sparkles all over it.
 
2011-11-23 07:41:13 PM
Profedius:
Well there are some here that can say I wasn't kidding. Thanks EIkiwimoogle84


Did I just miss an email where kiwimoogle shows off her penis?
 
2011-11-23 07:56:04 PM
BurnShrike: Profedius:
Well there are some here that can say I wasn't kidding. Thanks EIkiwimoogle84

Did I just miss an email where kiwimoogle shows off her penis?


No, Profedius proved that HE wasn't lying.

/I responded with boobies
 
2011-11-23 09:36:54 PM
WhoGAS: ayrsayle: Are we talking micropenis (it's on wiki, no I'm not linking) or are we talking "8"+ to ride this ride"?

/There's even a video line of some poor guy with one getting handjobs and insults.

lol. No, that would be an exception. I couldn't blame a woman for not wanting to be with a guy with a micropenis; I had a friend with one when I was younger and even he couldn't blame girls for not wanting to have sex with him.


Actually, that was directed at Cheap_Thoughts, I wanted to know what sort of (lack of) endowment she was talking about on the guys she dumped or if it was a size queen thing. NTTAWWT

Though I feel really sorry about your friend... that's gotta be rough trying to work that into conversations with a date. :^( At least for small/flatchested women there's plenty of guys who don't mind or even prefer that, but I don't think I've ever heard of a women actually stating she liked travel-sized men.

/My CSB: I knew a guy whose high school nickname was "Meathook". It actually made dating very difficult for him.
//No, I didn't see it myself, but let's just say he was not the type to brag. If anything, he was too modest... which also kinda ruined the idea of going into porn.
/ to consider going into porn, either.
 
2011-11-23 10:29:59 PM
kiwimoogle84: BurnShrike: Profedius:
Well there are some here that can say I wasn't kidding. Thanks EIkiwimoogle84

Did I just miss an email where kiwimoogle shows off her penis?

No, Profedius proved that HE wasn't lying.

/I responded with boobies


I sent WIE too, but all I got was a surprisingly fun email conversation with a cool chick. goddamnitsomuch.

probably mine was too big.

okface.jpg
 
2011-11-24 01:10:59 AM
willfullyobscure: kiwimoogle84: BurnShrike: Profedius:
Well there are some here that can say I wasn't kidding. Thanks EIkiwimoogle84

Did I just miss an email where kiwimoogle shows off her penis?

No, Profedius proved that HE wasn't lying.

/I responded with boobies

I sent WIE too, but all I got was a surprisingly fun email conversation with a cool chick. goddamnitsomuch.

probably mine was too big.

okface.jpg


This situation has been properly rectified.

/homegirl don't brag about goods she doesn't deliver
//way too white to use the word "homegirl"
///did it anyway
 
2011-11-24 03:32:46 AM
Homegirl is now my homegirl.
 
2011-11-24 06:25:18 AM
30 women by 19? amateur. Talk to me when he tacks on another zero.

Size DOES matter, but so does skill. This boy has NO GAME. Sad, really. He'll be an old man, with big frickin' feet, and nothing else.
 
2011-11-24 07:23:08 AM
kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: bmalnad: You could've sent me a fake one. I wouldn't know the difference =)

I got your back dude.

BIE!

EIP?

Good enough? *giggles*


www.davidbordwell.net

Great pose!

/Any more where that came from?
 
2011-11-24 08:32:27 AM
Ehh, I'm 5' 10" and wear a 12 my dong is average I would say. One of my best friends has odd feet, he wears one size 16 and one 14 I've heard he has a huge dick but I've never seen it. Then again he's 6' 9" so if he just had like a 6" wang it would look tiny as shiat. I have no idea where I was going with that story.
 
2011-11-24 09:54:15 AM
I'm 6 '5" and wear a size 12 1/2 shoe. I'm hung just right for my proportions: mid thigh.

encyclopediaplushuman: Bullcrap about big feet and big dicks. I know many small-footed guys that have bigger dicks than guys with very large feet.



Same here. I've known lots of guys who were short, had small feet and had freakishly large junk. That old saying about big things coming in small packages is sometimes true.
 
2011-11-24 10:47:25 AM
kiwimoogle84: willfullyobscure: kiwimoogle84: BurnShrike: Profedius:


This situation has been properly rectified.

/homegirl don't brag about goods she doesn't deliver
//way too white to use the word "homegirl"
///did it anyway


GrablesDaughter is dead to me. Fark has a new queen.

RELIGION OF TITTIES
 
2011-11-24 11:10:35 AM
Gentlemen, I'm flattered. But I am nothing more than your average NY Yankees hating, heavily tattooed, beer drinkin', video game playin, stiletto wearin, nerd girl.

/besides I'm saving myself for Malcolm Reynolds anyway
//and for the love of Guinness someone sponsor me for TF for Christmas?! I has a broke
 
2011-11-24 11:32:37 AM
kiwimoogle84: Gentlemen, I'm flattered. But I am nothing more than your average NY Yankees hating, heavily tattooed, beer drinkin', video game playin, stiletto wearin, nerd girl.



so... almost perfection then?
 
2011-11-24 11:33:28 AM
I only knew one girl in university that was vocal about only wanting guys with big dicks. I still banged her though.

eip
 
2011-11-24 11:41:40 AM
kvinesknows: kiwimoogle84: Gentlemen, I'm flattered. But I am nothing more than your average NY Yankees hating, heavily tattooed, beer drinkin', video game playin, stiletto wearin, nerd girl.



so... almost perfection then?


*blush* Did I send you boobies? EIP.

Oh and my opinion about the dick thing? I can see no future with a guy who BOTH has a little dick AND can't please me with other means. Either way, I gotta be turned on by him, you know?

Also, there IS suth a thing as too much. You want to enjoy sex, not be concerned about punctured lungs.

/my two cents
//gosh I sure love being a chick on Fark
 
2011-11-24 11:58:07 AM
LOL, no.. I have not gotten any boobies.,, just had me ad nerd and stiletto.

:P
 
2011-11-24 12:03:47 PM
I actually had an idea for a cross between a beauty pageant and a MTG tournament. 25% was based on how you looked in a bikini, 25% was based on how you look in a miniskirt and heels, 50% was based on how you ranked in the MTG tournament.

/I won that pageant without even entering
//I AM MISS M10
 
2011-11-24 12:09:14 PM
I had to update my EIP. The old one had so much junkmail it wasn't worth going through.

Ha....junkmail!
 
2011-11-24 12:16:57 PM
MoronLessOff: I had to update my EIP. The old one had so much junkmail it wasn't worth going through.

Ha....junkmail!


Ask, and ye shall recieve BIE.

/I'm pretty sure that's how the passage reads
//*shrug*
 
2011-11-24 08:38:36 PM
RedEmily: Where are the pics?

come on over red, i'll show it to you in person. its going to like you.
 
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