Walker: Yeah, that's the ticket.

Done in one.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Blame it on texting and say how lucky no one got hurt. Then start a country wide educational campaign teaching about the dangers of texting while driving. Set up non-profit and put son in charge. Son gets job and Hiltion gets positive PR and tax write off.

Someone should pay me for this shait.

Why bother? It's not like they've worried about PR with the first two kids.

He's much cuter than Paris. How did that horse-faced anorect get to be a "sex object"?

If I bribe a few paparazzi will I be a sexy celebrity too?

Calm done everyone. Wealth is an indicator of worth, right? Conrad is a paragon of what's right in america, not just some irresponsible, self entitled, piece of shiat who is going to suffer nothing because of his great granddaddy's wealth. I think.

Conrad Hilton's father Rick Hilton has defended his son after he crashed into two parked cars in Brentwood, Los Angeles this weekend.
The 56-year-old businessman

Pfft. His "business" is realty which survives on the name cachet of his grandfather who explicitly didn't want of these twats to get his money. When people bring up the stereotype of inherited wealth, it's these people that they're talking about.

He was merely acting.

Great-grandson, I am disappoint.

Please why bother with the bullshiat? This country is so screwed the little bastard could drag an ordinary person onto the CNN set during a live broadcast and shoot them in the head and nothing would happen to the little darling.


Face it people either your rich or you're not, get over it.

Damn dogs.

If they were man's best friend, they would not be running in front of cars endangering lives. Michael Vick something, something.

Perhaps we can get the dog some counseling from that dude on TV.

Hey_shut_up: Please why bother with the bullshiat? This country is so screwed the little bastard could drag an ordinary person onto the CNN set during a live broadcast and shoot them in the head and nothing would happen to the little darling.


Face it people either your rich or you're not, get over it.

True, but on the plus side it's likely that he'll OD within the next five years... so we've got that going for us.

What's it like having so much money that you're untouchable?

thread needs more morgan fairchild, less anything else..

/blah

Ah, memories...

einsteinsbabysister: What's it like having so much money that you're untouchable?

I'm more familiar with having so little money that I'm untouchable... to women.

Oh God we Farkers are old.

Hell he could rape a nun while high and use the constitution as a jizz rag and say it was all due to a "chemical imbalence" and go to a resort rehab center for a month.

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Great-grandson, I am disappoint.

Came for the Mad Men reference. Leaving completely satisfied like Don Draper after boinking his broad.

This is why we need a 99% estate tax. These people are nothing more than third generation Beverly Hillbillies.

Conrad I would probably be shooting his progeny in the face with his Winchester 30-06, were he alive today.

david1963: He's much cuter than Paris. How did that horse-faced anorect get to be a "sex object"?

If I bribe a few paparazzi will I be a sexy celebrity too?

I would hit it, if she wasn't an utterly worthless airheaded twat. With herpes. I do find her physically attractive, though, is what I'm saying.

Such great parenting skills! No wonder Paris turned out to be such an exemplary person!

he must have forgot he had a break pedal.

BalugaJoe: he must have forgot he had a break pedal.

Sounds dangerous.

obeymatt: 12 yr. old me wanted to wreck that.
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35 yr. old me probably still would...
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Well, I am 42, so is there some kind of conversion I need to do, to see if I still want?

Hey_shut_up: Please why bother with the bullshiat? This country is so screwed the little bastard could drag an ordinary person onto the CNN set during a live broadcast and shoot them in the head and nothing would happen to the little darling.


Face it people either your rich or you're not, get over it.

This. Sadly.

Hey_shut_up: This country is so screwed the little bastard could drag an ordinary person onto the CNN set during a live broadcast and shoot them in the head and nothing would happen to the little darling.

Yeah but to be fair, nobody watches CNN.

Why would a rich guy lie?

Because nobody in that family would drive drunk

My ex-husband once plowed into two parked cars because his cheeseburger was sliding across the dash - he went to catch it and turned the wheel at the same time. Oh, and this man was a professional motorcycle racer and raced stock cars for awhile...

So, I guess his story is not as stupid as my ex's was.

CSB

conrad?

more Morgan Fairchild pls.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: davidphogan: Why bother? It's not like they've worried about PR with the first two kids.

This is the male child, heir to throne.

He has an older brother whose DUI is in TFA.

LEAVE THE WEALTHY ALONE!

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It's very boot-strappy and an american success story that he worked hard to tumble out of the correct,over bred vag, to continue the family line eventually leading to more autocratic hemophiliacs in the world. He should get extra tax breaks for his family for all his effort.

I am so glad we can be kept in the loop for the goings-on of our social superiors! This way, rather than learning of important goings-on in the world or focusing on our own families, the debauched douchebaggery of the rich-and-famous will still reach us and enrich our lives.

/am i doing it right?

Rapmaster2000: einsteinsbabysister: What's it like having so much money that you're untouchable?

I'm more familiar with having so little money that I'm untouchable... to women.

Same here.

The same dog that ate his homework?