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(Daily Mail) Obvious Kirstie Alley weight loss regimen includes low carb eating, cardio training, cigarette butt lift   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 25
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Gunny Highway
2011-11-23 08:58:55 AM
Cigarettes. They help ya poop.
 
LewDux
2011-11-23 09:03:37 AM
She lifts big butts?
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 09:07:22 AM
You'd think Scientology would be able to break such an addiction. Based on their claims, of course.
 
SuperMeekrat [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 09:32:56 AM
Cigs are marvelous for weight loss.
/might end up losing part of a lung, later; but what the hell, everyone dies of something
// 100lbs down, having breakfast cig.
 
Burr
2011-11-23 09:45:32 AM
LewDux: She lifts big butts?

When asked this, she said:

"I can not lie"
 
chaddsfarkprefect
2011-11-23 09:45:41 AM
It appears fingernails are also on her menu.
 
mycathatesyou
2011-11-23 10:09:10 AM
Why can't she open her eyes? Her lids still too fat?
 
Ratbert42
2011-11-23 10:36:53 AM
Diogenes: You'd think Scientology would be able to break such an addiction. Based on their claims, of course.

They allow nicotine but not caffeine. I once got a lecture in the dangers of caffeine from a chain-smoking sci, puffing away.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 10:53:59 AM
Ratbert42: Diogenes: You'd think Scientology would be able to break such an addiction. Based on their claims, of course.

They allow nicotine but not caffeine. I once got a lecture in the dangers of caffeine from a chain-smoking sci, puffing away.

How ridiculous and arbitrary. But I guess that sort of thing is to be expected from a fabricated belief system.
 
llfennell
2011-11-23 11:01:16 AM
"Younger than her years: The Cheers star added to her new look by recently dying her hair darker"


Yeah, I'd want to kill parts of her, too, but I wouldn't start with her hair....

/Spellcheck is awsum
 
mycathatesyou
2011-11-23 11:04:27 AM
llfennell: "Younger than her years: The Cheers star added to her new look by recently dying her hair darker"


Yeah, I'd want to kill parts of her, too, but I wouldn't start with her hair....

/Spellcheck is awsum

That is how you spell dying.
 
mycathatesyou
2011-11-23 11:07:08 AM
mycathatesyou: llfennell: "Younger than her years: The Cheers star added to her new look by recently dying her hair darker"


Yeah, I'd want to kill parts of her, too, but I wouldn't start with her hair....

/Spellcheck is awsum

That is how you spell dying.

I stand corrected.
 
Contents Under Pressure
2011-11-23 12:28:51 PM
I lost a relative to COPD. Sad to see KA is a chain smoker.
 
Nubian Jim
2011-11-23 12:37:09 PM
If she smokes, she pokes.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 01:11:37 PM
Nubian Jim: If she smokes, she pokes.

To follow with another cliche: Don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
Farkomatic
2011-11-23 03:02:47 PM
GimpyNip: Cigarettes don't help you lose weight. Quitting can help you gain weight though!

I beg to differ. When I quit smoking, I gained about 40 pounds over 10 years. I re-started smoking in January and have lost 45 pounds.

You are incorrect - at least in my case anyhow.
 
animal900
2011-11-23 03:13:46 PM
Scientology is no more ridiculous than any other organized religion.
 
TwistedFark
2011-11-23 03:40:46 PM
animal900: Scientology is no more ridiculous than any other organized religion.

I'm an aethist, and I'd beg to differ.

/XENU LIVES
 
Cerebral Knievel
2011-11-23 03:52:04 PM
Farkomatic: GimpyNip: Cigarettes don't help you lose weight. Quitting can help you gain weight though!

I beg to differ. When I quit smoking, I gained about 40 pounds over 10 years. I re-started smoking in January and have lost 45 pounds.

You are incorrect - at least in my case anyhow.

wait.. aren't you agreeing with this statement? or is some kind of scientology joke?
 
rocky_howard
2011-11-23 03:58:17 PM
This is some weird age we're living in.

At age 60, both of my grandmas were modestly dressed elderly women.

This hag is 60 and behaves/dresses like she's farking 15.

I know times change, but she's still looking old as hell, look at those arms...

And don't even start on her lady parts...
 
Travis_Bickle
2011-11-23 04:53:20 PM
So she's watched "Smoke Yourself Thin"

Is "Get Confidant, Stupid!" next?
 
aspAddict
2011-11-23 05:04:42 PM
rocky_howard: And don't even start on her lady parts...

Don't you tell me what to do...I'll start on her lady-parts if I want to!

/Sorta want to...
//Must be a slow week..
 
DrippinBalls [TotalFark]
2011-11-23 06:19:17 PM
In situations like this, involving Kirstie, can someone get a discount on a 10lb bag of Gold Medal? Just wondering.

/wow, didn't know the wet spot could dry that quick!
 
CigaretteSmokingMan
2011-11-23 06:57:50 PM
That face just scares the shiat out of me.
 
starleen
2011-11-24 09:01:38 AM
rocky_howard: This is some weird age we're living in.

At age 60, both of my grandmas were modestly dressed elderly women.

This hag is 60 and behaves/dresses like she's farking 15.

I know times change, but she's still looking old as hell, look at those arms...

And don't even start on her lady parts...

This. It freaks me out. 60 was like what 80 is now.
 
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