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(Pravda) Hero Victim of shark attack orders prosthetic limbs for snowboarding   (english.pravda.ru) divider line 22
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2011-11-23 08:55:09 AM
Wait till he meets the bears....
 
2011-11-23 08:55:28 AM
I'm акула!
 
2011-11-23 08:57:22 AM
I guess he's never heard of the snow shark...
 
2011-11-23 08:57:30 AM
LegacyDL: Wait till he meets the bears....

Shouldn't be a problem. Cutler's out for the year.
 
2011-11-23 08:58:27 AM
...only to be eaten by polar bears.

Dammit, Boobies.
 
2011-11-23 08:59:25 AM
www.ischgl.com
 
2011-11-23 09:00:32 AM
In an alternate universe, this headline reads: "Victim of bear attack orders prosthetic limbs for surfing."
 
2011-11-23 09:02:29 AM
I was skiing at Steamboat with a Wounded Warriors group and saw a double-amputee go into some deep powder and pop out of both his prosthetics so there was just a pair of legs standing on a snowboard in a field. I am still pissed I did not have my camera on me.
 
2011-11-23 09:11:08 AM
Double-amputee (BLBK) farker approves of this. Can't wait to get on the slopes again.
 
2011-11-23 09:16:04 AM
he·ro
[heer-oh]
noun, plural -roes; for 5 also -ros.

1. a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities


vic·tim
[vik-tim]
noun
1. a person who suffers from a destructive or injurious action or agency: a victim of an automobile accident.

Subby needs to get a dictionary, no hero here, just a victim.
.
 
2011-11-23 09:29:30 AM
planes: he·ro
[heer-oh]
noun, plural -roes; for 5 also -ros.
1. a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities


vic·tim
[vik-tim]
noun
1. a person who suffers from a destructive or injurious action or agency: a victim of an automobile accident.

Subby needs to get a dictionary, no hero here, just a victim.
.


I find it rather heroic that he didn't let his disability deter him from doing what he wants.
 
2011-11-23 09:31:11 AM
planes: he·ro
[heer-oh]
noun, plural -roes; for 5 also -ros.
1. a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities

vic·tim
[vik-tim]
noun
1. a person who suffers from a destructive or injurious action or agency: a victim of an automobile accident.

Subby needs to get a dictionary, no hero here, just a victim.
.


So, you can't be both? It takes an extreme amount of courage to even attempt to get through the deep depression following the loss in an attempt to get back to some normalcy. For this, he is greatly admired for those noble qualities.
 
2011-11-23 09:42:42 AM
FTFA: The man lost both of his forearms in a shark attack in the middle of August in Russia's Primorye region.



Oddly, his hands remained unharmed.
 
2011-11-23 09:45:10 AM
hartigan: planes: he·ro
[heer-oh]
noun, plural -roes; for 5 also -ros.
1. a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities

vic·tim
[vik-tim]
noun
1. a person who suffers from a destructive or injurious action or agency: a victim of an automobile accident.

Subby needs to get a dictionary, no hero here, just a victim.
.

So, you can't be both? It takes an extreme amount of courage to even attempt to get through the deep depression following the loss in an attempt to get back to some normalcy. For this, he is greatly admired for those noble qualities.


The connotation of 'hero' is someone who is brave and does something for other people, rather than someone who just finds a new way to endanger himself.

The fact that we call both a man who jumps in front of subway train to rescue a child and a guy who snowboards after a shark attack "heroes" should make you want to use different words to describe them.
 
2011-11-23 09:59:03 AM
hartigan: Double-amputee (BLBK) farker approves of this. Can't wait to get on the slopes again.

Look at Adaptive Ski camps on Adaptive Adventures website. They can get you back on the slopes.
 
2011-11-23 10:00:52 AM
He needs new prosthetics for snowboarding...and he lost his forearms? (apparently hands okay...damn you chaddsfarkprefect)
 
2011-11-23 10:14:47 AM
It's cooler to be killed by sharks than to be completely destroyed by a tree at 50mph.

/beaver creek opens today, hitting the slopes next week, can't farking wait.
 
2011-11-23 10:24:09 AM
www.cleanjoke.com
 
2011-11-23 01:15:27 PM
Sarah Palin's Conscience: planes: he·ro
[heer-oh]
noun, plural -roes; for 5 also -ros.
1. a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities


vic·tim
[vik-tim]
noun
1. a person who suffers from a destructive or injurious action or agency: a victim of an automobile accident.

Subby needs to get a dictionary, no hero here, just a victim.
.

I find it rather heroic that he didn't let his disability deter him from doing what he wants.


I'm pretty sure doing what you want doesn't make you a hero. I'm pretty sure it's the opposite of that.
 
2011-11-23 03:04:34 PM
Bethany Hamilton, the "Soul Surfer" approves.
i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2011-11-23 04:16:00 PM
planes: he·ro
[heer-oh]
noun, plural -roes; for 5 also -ros.
1. a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities


vic·tim
[vik-tim]
noun
1. a person who suffers from a destructive or injurious action or agency: a victim of an automobile accident.

Subby needs to get a dictionary, no hero here, just a victim.
.


This
 
2011-11-23 08:38:56 PM
This guy just doesn't seem to get the hint.
 
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