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2011-11-23 01:14:43 AM
and I was flying but it was, like, swimming, but in the air. And Mama was there, but my house was inside the building. LOL.
 
2011-11-23 03:04:06 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

It's like a composite of Tom Delay and Rob Corddry.
 
2011-11-23 10:45:16 AM
i20.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-23 11:03:12 AM
SONIC RAINBOOM!
 
2011-11-23 11:17:33 AM
I really really hate dreams where my teeth fall out. It always seems so real, then I wake up and am so thankful that my teeth are where they should be.
 
2011-11-23 11:24:26 AM
Falco09 I really really hate dreams where my teeth fall out. It always seems so real, then I wake up and am so thankful that my teeth are where they should be.

This. Though the "can't find the bathroom" dreams are a close runner up.

In dream: where's the bathroom, I gotta pee! Why is the toilet flying around, I gotta pee!
In waking life: man that was a weird- crap, I gotta pee!
 
2011-11-23 11:25:27 AM
I rode a pony to work and I was naked and my teeth fell out


i111.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-23 11:25:38 AM
Sol Rosenberg?
 
2011-11-23 11:26:09 AM
Falco09: I really really hate dreams where my teeth fall out. It always seems so real, then I wake up and am so thankful that my teeth are where they should be.

In the glass on your nightstand?
 
2011-11-23 11:27:28 AM
Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane
Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain
See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
And I'm back in the very same place I was before

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then
See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address
I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest
 
2011-11-23 11:39:06 AM
Duck_of_Doom: Falco09 I really really hate dreams where my teeth fall out. It always seems so real, then I wake up and am so thankful that my teeth are where they should be.

This. Though the "can't find the bathroom" dreams are a close runner up.

In dream: where's the bathroom, I gotta pee! Why is the toilet flying around, I gotta pee!
In waking life: man that was a weird- crap, I gotta pee!


I hate those dreams too. In mine, the toilet is always unusable or there's no doors on the stalls.
 
2011-11-23 11:41:20 AM
Falco09: I really really hate dreams where my teeth fall out. It always seems so real, then I wake up and am so thankful that my teeth are where they should be.

It's a common anxiety dream. I always had variations of the teeth falling out / crumbling dream the night before an exam.
 
2011-11-23 12:02:26 PM
tardigrade: Falco09: I really really hate dreams where my teeth fall out. It always seems so real, then I wake up and am so thankful that my teeth are where they should be.

It's a common anxiety dream. I always had variations of the teeth falling out / crumbling dream the night before an exam.


I had something simliar a few years ago when I was between jobs. Its very creepy and vivid. I still remember it very clearly to this day. Then the next night i had a dream i was getting a dog (Doberman specifically) out of a tree with a broom.... Seriously WTF subconcious?
 
2011-11-23 12:06:13 PM
...I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

/Oblig
//DNRTFA
 
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2011-11-23 12:41:14 PM
BigNumber12: I rode a pony to work and I was naked and my teeth fell out


[i111.photobucket.com image 100x82]


ahh, there he is! good, my work is done.

HarpuaMM: Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane
Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain
See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
And I'm back in the very same place I was before

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then
See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address
I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest


Texting a message to Vanna White?
 
2011-11-23 12:49:43 PM
I don't text.

// Had a dream about tracklists.
 
2011-11-23 12:58:05 PM
and called it macaroni
 
2011-11-23 12:58:28 PM
Shaylen I had something simliar a few years ago when I was between jobs. Its very creepy and vivid. I still remember it very clearly to this day. Then the next night i had a dream i was getting a dog (Doberman specifically) out of a tree with a broom.... Seriously WTF subconcious?

Cool dream sharing time?

Had a dream that I died, and went with my family to the morgue to pick up my body. So I'm sitting in the back seat, with my body covered in a tarp next to me. My family kept asking me what it was like being dead for those 3 days I was dead. I refused to answer them, because I remembered it and I wanted to forget what it was like. I also hated being next to my old body, and was terrified at the thought of lifting the tarp and looking at it.

Told a friend that dream and she got very freaked out by it. And let me echo your WTF subconscious thought.

/a good number of my dreams involve me being killed/dying in various ways
 
2011-11-23 01:10:14 PM
Duck_of_Doom: Shaylen I had something simliar a few years ago when I was between jobs. Its very creepy and vivid. I still remember it very clearly to this day. Then the next night i had a dream i was getting a dog (Doberman specifically) out of a tree with a broom.... Seriously WTF subconcious?

Cool dream sharing time?

Had a dream that I died, and went with my family to the morgue to pick up my body. So I'm sitting in the back seat, with my body covered in a tarp next to me. My family kept asking me what it was like being dead for those 3 days I was dead. I refused to answer them, because I remembered it and I wanted to forget what it was like. I also hated being next to my old body, and was terrified at the thought of lifting the tarp and looking at it.

Told a friend that dream and she got very freaked out by it. And let me echo your WTF subconscious thought.

/a good number of my dreams involve me being killed/dying in various ways


Sounds like your subconcious likes farking with you more than mine does. Mine just has ADD apparently.
 
2011-11-23 01:26:04 PM
Mr. Hands?
 
2011-11-23 01:28:56 PM
I used to have the teeth dream a lot, but not so much anymore. I had that "college exam" dream, all kinds of variations of it, for 20 freaking years. Not anymore. I guess I graduated.
 
2011-11-23 01:39:47 PM
You forgot to mention which pony.
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2011-11-23 01:43:42 PM
Falco09: I really really hate dreams where my teeth fall out. It always seems so real, then I wake up and am so thankful that my teeth are where they should be.

You do that because you grind your teeth at night. Talk to your dentist about it, its really easy to fix.
 
2011-11-23 01:47:47 PM
normalclose: Sol Rosenberg?

That's the voice I read the headline with

/tough guy
 
2011-11-23 02:05:36 PM
HarpuaMM: Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane
Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain
See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
And I'm back in the very same place I was before

Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then
See, I'm coming home from work but I forgot my address
I'm half an hour late for my algebra test
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
And I'm falling and falling and I guess you know the rest


Night after night after nigh ALL RIGHT!
 
2011-11-23 02:11:29 PM
i often send incoherent text messages at 2am on friday night when im smashed off my tits
 
2011-11-23 03:46:03 PM
My wife woke up once, looked at me, and said: "I don't like eggplant. It has seeds. And you can't eat meatballs with chopsticks." She then rolled over and went back to sleep. To this day she has no memory of that.
 
2011-11-23 03:49:37 PM
pharma-supplies.com

It's a hell of a drug.
 
2011-11-23 04:00:23 PM
EverybodyPanic!: My wife woke up once, looked at me, and said: "I don't like eggplant. It has seeds. And you can't eat meatballs with chopsticks." She then rolled over and went back to sleep. To this day she has no memory of that.

One night my best friend woke up and found her boyfriend trying desperately to open the window. He and his family had recently been the victims of a home-invasion robbery, where the robbers had held guns to their heads and tied them up with duct tape before cleaning them out. The family had installed new locks on everything, and she couldn't understand why he would be trying to open the window anyway. When she asked him, he said, "I'm trying to find a pathway."
"A pathway?"
"I'm trying to find a pathway."
"To where?"
"To the ceiling!"
"A pathway to the ceiling?"
"Yes, it's part of the game! GOSH!" At which point he gave up on the window and flopped back down in bed, sound asleep.

/CSB
 
2011-11-23 04:02:57 PM
I haven't taught in 12 years, but I still find myself dreaming of trying to take attendance and coming up with some bullshiat lesson plan on the fly for a class I didn't realize I was supposed to be teaching. I usually fail miserably at the attendance part, but I'm surprisingly adept at coming up with lessons.
 
2011-11-23 06:06:04 PM
I've never had a dream where my teeth fell out, but I've had an equally horrifying variant. In the dream I'll suddenly realize that I have a whole in my face (usually my cheek or something) and that it's rotting my face off. I'm always ultra relieved when I wake up from that.
 
2011-11-23 06:06:40 PM
*hole

/curses and drat
 
2011-11-23 06:48:49 PM
dbrunker: You forgot to mention which pony.
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an amalgamation of all of them
 
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