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(Some Guy)		Mayor says metal in the drinking water is making his town gay (wisconsingazette.com)		49
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EnviroDude

2011-11-23 08:22:36 AM

maybe the soccer player that had a stroke turned teh gay consumed metals contaminated water too

shivashakti

2011-11-23 08:50:49 AM

Metal makes you gay...?

maytherockbewithyou.com

Oh my god, we're too late!

Diogenes

2011-11-23 09:31:47 AM

With helpful pic of fabulous mauve buildings:

www.wisconsingazette.com

Rev.K

2011-11-23 10:01:55 AM

I, for one, approve of putting Mastodon in the water supply.

vernonFL

2011-11-23 10:14:21 AM

Came for what shivashakti said, leaving satisfied.

Because People in power are Stupid

2011-11-23 10:43:58 AM

Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian

2011-11-23 10:44:31 AM

What an idiot. Gay people come from Ohio.

abfalter

2011-11-23 10:45:04 AM

I thought it was common knowledge that heavy metal fans were almost universally homosexual.

Trail Mix

2011-11-23 10:48:57 AM

You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here in the trailer park.

Salmon

2011-11-23 10:49:08 AM

My boss must drink a lot of Peruvian water.

/I prefer the shale

Rich Cream

2011-11-23 10:50:37 AM

Dear Editor,

Can you think of a better reason for these feelings I'm having?

Signed,
the Peruvian Mayor

Super Chronic

2011-11-23 10:51:22 AM

It's not the metal in the water, it's the Crab People living undground.

LewDux

2011-11-23 10:57:15 AM

offmymeds

2011-11-23 11:02:12 AM

Benítez's accusation probably derives from a Peruvian television program several years ago that claimed the population of Tabalosos was predominantly gay.

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groppet

2011-11-23 11:02:19 AM

Are you sure its the water and not the hot gay sex making people gay?

AbbeySomeone

2011-11-23 11:06:56 AM

shivashakti: Metal makes you gay...?

[maytherockbewithyou.com image 400x295]

Oh my god, we're too late!

Head bang in your direction.

hobnail

2011-11-23 11:28:48 AM

Unfortunately Strontium reduces male hormones and suddenly we'll be as Tabalosos, as other towns, where the percentages are increasing of homosexuality," Mayor José Benítez warned

More like Fabulosos, amirite?

Hnakrapunt

2011-11-23 11:33:52 AM

What is the atomic weight of Sparkulanium?

Gabrielmot

2011-11-23 11:36:20 AM

Metal doesn't make you gay... unless it's Mercury... Freddy Mercury.

sid244

2011-11-23 11:37:44 AM

Fabulous!!!
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DecemberNitro

2011-11-23 11:37:55 AM

/so, so gay

Isildur

2011-11-23 11:38:33 AM

Gabrielmot: Metal doesn't make you gay... unless it's Mercury... Freddy Mercury.

Came here to make the same joke. *Shakes tiny fist*

sid244

2011-11-23 11:39:22 AM

buster_v

2011-11-23 11:42:09 AM

What a "Gay" town might look like.

raygundan

2011-11-23 11:48:40 AM

sid244: [fabulous.jpg]

Out-of-context and without the caption, that guy could be mistaken for 80s metal. What that says about gayness and metal I will leave to the reader's personal interpretation.

jaytkay

2011-11-23 11:51:12 AM

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: What an idiot. Gay people come from Ohio.

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vballer

2011-11-23 11:53:02 AM

So they develop a taste for metal and go about sucking on poles for their fix?

BullBearMS

2011-11-23 12:00:51 PM

hobnail: More like Fabulosos

dl.dropbox.com

/Guau

Captain_Ballbeard

2011-11-23 12:08:44 PM

came for the Walker Percy reference.

/leaves disappointed

TrainedWalrus

2011-11-23 12:45:29 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Do I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

/beat me to it
//Weeners ever and i'm too late

mithras_angel

2011-11-23 12:45:46 PM

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: What an idiot. Gay people come from Ohio.

No, they come from Des Moines, Iowa.

mjjt

2011-11-23 12:56:48 PM

He should call in the police

They have people to deal with that sort of thing

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CheekyMonkey

2011-11-23 12:59:02 PM

Came for the Rob Halford references. Leaving fabulous...

Super Chronic

2011-11-23 01:00:41 PM

TrainedWalrus: //Weeners ever and i'm too late

Classic. In a gay thread, no less.

Also, welcome.

chaositect

2011-11-23 01:27:13 PM

Rev.K: I, for one, approve of putting Mastodon in the water supply.

\m/

Babies with Rabies

2011-11-23 01:28:06 PM

Metal Makes you Ghey (new window)

Fano

2011-11-23 01:57:18 PM

And that's the end of the whole mess.

Agent Smiths Laugh

2011-11-23 02:04:04 PM

offmymeds: Benítez's accusation probably derives from a Peruvian television program several years ago that claimed the population of Tabalosos was predominantly gay.

[i1136.photobucket.com image 400x349]

They're in it with the queers. If you only knew what they were doing to the soil. Landing strips Stuart! I swear to god!

rainbowbutter

2011-11-23 03:11:46 PM

for shiat sake. for the shiat's shiatting sake.
.......there are no words.
the steady stream of stupidity erodes rage into disgust til there's nothing left but a polished bone of Fark the Whole World.
*sigh*

SuperDarly

2011-11-23 03:12:05 PM

Well there is a lot of gay around metal.

i41.tinypic.com

Gordon Bennett

2011-11-23 03:21:51 PM

It makes sense to me as I am pretty sure that Johnny Alpha was farking Wulf Sternhammer throughout the series.

GreenSun

2011-11-23 04:06:58 PM

I think it's supposed to be "house music" or "trance", not metal. :P

Maybe "Fabstep", too.

xarlos

2011-11-23 04:46:20 PM

mjjt - That is the first pic I've seen in a long time that has made me laugh that had.

Great thread- already has my vote for the top ten threads of the year.

cousndick

2011-11-23 05:09:32 PM

LewDux

2011-11-23 05:11:43 PM

GreenSun: I think it's supposed to be "house music" or "trance", not metal. :P

Maybe "Fabstep", too.

Lemmy and Rob walk into the bar and bartender says "What is this, your new boyfriend?"

SuwonROKs

2011-11-23 06:11:05 PM

Well at least we've identified the problem. Now, how do we get the metal out of the nation's water system? That could be a great new weapon. Problems with Iran? Sanctions aren't necessary, let's just slip some of this metal into the water supply!

Harold_of_the_Rocks

2011-11-23 07:38:21 PM

shivashakti: Metal makes you gay...?

[maytherockbewithyou.com image 400x295]

Oh my god, we're too late!

Shakes tiny fists in rage...

/breakin' the law, breakin' the law...

Highway61Repaved

2011-11-23 11:23:29 PM

Thank goodness, it's only Metal and not Broadway Show Tunes!

InTheEmbers

2011-11-23 11:56:36 PM

Came in expecting to see someone else observe that the Mayor sounds like he's constructing an excuse for his impending declaration of fabulousness.

Bless you, FARKers. You never let me down.

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