FARK.com: (6756265) Not news: Homeless man breaks into luxury townhouse in downtown Chicago, puts on homeowner's clothes, defrosts his lobster. News: It was White Sox GM Kenny Williams' house, and the guy was arrested wearing his 2005 WS ring

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		Not news: Homeless man breaks into luxury townhouse in downtown Chicago, puts on homeowner's clothes, defrosts his lobster. News: It was White Sox GM Kenny Williams' house, and the guy was arrested wearing his 2005 WS ring (suntimes.com)		27
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27 Comments (+0 »)

snuff3r

2011-11-23 12:27:56 AM

Reading that article was not enjoyable.

Not even remotely.

My head hurts now.

Lobster.

bighasbeen

2011-11-23 12:54:17 AM

Ha ha. This must be the guy who signed Adam Dunn.

cruci fiction

2011-11-23 01:35:22 AM

ChiliBoots

2011-11-23 02:52:32 AM

"Defrosted his lobster" sounds like it should be a euphemism for something.

hbk72777

2011-11-23 03:16:50 AM

A white guy breaking into a black mans home, now that's a rare story

Gosling

2011-11-23 03:17:28 AM

I'll bet this arrest made him...

(puts on sunglasses)

...a little crabby.

/YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ladyfortuna

2011-11-23 03:21:50 AM

ChiliBoots: "Defrosted his lobster" sounds like it should be a euphemism for something.

I had the same thought.

Hector Remarkable

2011-11-23 03:22:40 AM

Frosted lobster is great, but once it's been defrosted it's no good. The flavor is in the frost.

ParaHandy

2011-11-23 03:31:10 AM

I have lots of white socks. So what?

Gothnet

2011-11-23 03:44:20 AM

Hector Remarkable: Frosted lobster is great, but once it's been defrosted it's no good. The flavor is in the frost.

Sure, lobster gets all the press, but hamster is the real delicacy.

/it's where ham comes from

Jim_Callahan

2011-11-23 03:58:02 AM

Gothnet: Hector Remarkable: Frosted lobster is great, but once it's been defrosted it's no good. The flavor is in the frost.

Sure, lobster gets all the press, but hamster is the real delicacy.

/it's where ham comes from

Don't listen to him, kids, you should never illegally download your breakfast foods.

Make More Hinjews

2011-11-23 04:05:21 AM

ladyfortuna: ChiliBoots: "Defrosted his lobster" sounds like it should be a euphemism for something.

I had the same thought.

I came here only because I had this thought.

/ Five bucks American to the person who designs the best meme / image around "defrosts his lobster."

whiterrabbit

2011-11-23 04:06:15 AM

What is the difference between a hamster and a gerbil?? Hamster has more white meat! - Bobcat

This guy has some lofty aspirations, I am sure it was not the typical brownstone residence...doesn't the GM for the whitesox have a security guard or system? There are ways to make your lobster safe from these hooligans...

wallywam1

2011-11-23 04:06:37 AM

Hector Remarkable: Frosted lobster is great, but once it's been defrosted it's no good. The flavor is in the frost.

I hate you because that was a stupid joke and yet I can't stop laughing.

Make More Hinjews

2011-11-23 04:14:50 AM

wallywam1: Hector Remarkable: Frosted lobster is great, but once it's been defrosted it's no good. The flavor is in the frost.

I hate you because that was a stupid joke and yet I can't stop laughing.

I thought it was pretty original actually! Or at least absurdist in a very good way.

/ Proceed with Operation Analyze Joke to Death.

Omahawg

2011-11-23 04:19:33 AM

its good to live the dream, even if only for a day

Keizer_Ghidorah

2011-11-23 04:27:26 AM

defrosts his lobster

images.wikia.com

"Aaaahhhhh! After ten thousand years, I'm free!"

wallywam1

2011-11-23 04:28:17 AM

Make More Hinjews: wallywam1: Hector Remarkable: Frosted lobster is great, but once it's been defrosted it's no good. The flavor is in the frost.

I hate you because that was a stupid joke and yet I can't stop laughing.

I thought it was pretty original actually! Or at least absurdist in a very good way.

/ Proceed with Operation Analyze Joke to Death.

There was something Handey-esque about it.

ferro_man

2011-11-23 05:04:42 AM

It's a shameful thing

/Lobster Thread?

myinternetname

2011-11-23 05:51:50 AM

All that money, lives in Chicago, and doesn't have an alarm?
I bet his dumb ass invests in one now.

He is very lucky the nutcase didn't text his children for him

"Hey kids, don't make a surprise visit. I'm farking your dad's dead body on the dining room table."

brainlordmesomorph

2011-11-23 06:34:52 AM

bighasbeen

2011-11-23 07:37:17 AM

Make More Hinjews: ladyfortuna: ChiliBoots: "Defrosted his lobster" sounds like it should be a euphemism for something.

I had the same thought.

I came here only because I had this thought.

/ Five bucks American to the person who designs the best meme / image around "defrosts his lobster."

i.qkme.me

Compact Travel Size

2011-11-23 07:45:56 AM

FTA: After a good laugh, Williams clarified that he doesn't eat frozen lobster - the alleged burglar was reheating leftovers.

It's a good thing he clarified, otherwise we might have mistaken him for just another fur-, Cadillac-, and luxury townhouse-owning middle class schlub who has to make do with frozen seafood like the masses.

cercidas

2011-11-23 08:07:50 AM

"The Fan" comes to mind ...

Molavian

2011-11-23 09:25:50 AM

ChiliBoots: "Defrosted his lobster" sounds like it should be a euphemism for something.

That was my first thought.

sid244

2011-11-23 01:50:57 PM