I hope she does make it to the olympics

Her name is Barbara, but you can call her Bob for short.

She's disgusting. I know she can't help it, but neither can I. Battletoad needs the scary tag. Can you imagine being high out of your mind and seeing that monster come at you? That'd scar you for life. For what it's worth I hope she does win the paralympics because life has to be shiatty for that kid.

ParagonComplex: She's disgusting.

well aren't you adorable

ArkAngel: utsagrad123: I'm waiting for rule 34 and Pedobear to corrupt this.

It disturbs me that my first thought was that she could make a good living doing amputee porn.

Amputee porn thread?

Only if she can have sex 6 times in 24 hours.

ParagonComplex: She's disgusting. I know she can't help it, but neither can I. Battletoad needs the scary tag. Can you imagine being high out of your mind and seeing that monster come at you? That'd scar you for life. For what it's worth I hope she does win the paralympics because life has to be shiatty for that kid.

One of us. one of us. Gooble gobble, gooble gobble

shaft6969: goddamit. i didn't pay any attention to her age while reviewing the article. all i could think about was whether she had anything resembling normal ass and vag. now i'm like quadruply ashamed. ah well, isn't that what fark is really for?

No. And no.

Sadly, I think all the -satisfying- parts of the nervous system branch off the very distal ends of an intact spinal column. By all likelihood, shes numb from the waste down and incontinent. Correct me if I'm wrong.

shaft6969: all i could think about was whether she had anything resembling normal ass and vag.

"I hope to have a family later in life - babies of my own or adopted children."

I think that's a yes.

now i'm like quadruply ashamed. ah well, isn't that what fark is really for?

This. And that.

Im happy for you and Imma let you finish but a dude with no arms is qualified for the REAL Olympics as an archer (new window)

JamisonJamieJames: shaft6969: goddamit. i didn't pay any attention to her age while reviewing the article. all i could think about was whether she had anything resembling normal ass and vag. now i'm like quadruply ashamed. ah well, isn't that what fark is really for?

No. And no.

Sadly, I think all the -satisfying- parts of the nervous system branch off the very distal ends of an intact spinal column. By all likelihood, shes numb from the waste down and incontinent. Correct me if I'm wrong.

So she leaves a brown slick on the water as she swims?

Fine, I'll take the bullet here:
Considering her rack and age, she'll look Amazing when she's 18.
Pretty much only hands, boobs and a mouth.

lohphat: mikaloyd: Im happy for you and Imma let you finish but a dude with no arms is qualified for the REAL Olympics as an archer (new window)

How does that rig not give him an advantage?

Anybody can use one

Are those flippers?

lohphat: mikaloyd: Im happy for you and Imma let you finish but a dude with no arms is qualified for the REAL Olympics as an archer (new window)

How does that rig not give him an advantage?

Because he has no arms?

But, she's a ginger. Danger, Will Robinson, danger!

i think its cool that she's happy with her life while there are clinically "normal" people who biatch about stupid shiat all day.

I'm expecting some really great offensive pictures in this thread, so don't let me down.

lohphat: mikaloyd: Im happy for you and Imma let you finish but a dude with no arms is qualified for the REAL Olympics as an archer (new window)

How does that rig not give him an advantage?

Rig? The $10 Wal-Mart collapsible fishing stool? Gimmie a break...

I can't get it to open. Is it Andrew Hawkins?

doggy paddle?

biatch, please.

Freakin Rican: doggy paddle?

breast stroke.... mmmm

she needs to get back in the kitchen tho, barefoot and pregnant. oops....uhhh no feet at all will do instead of barefoot.

I was promised a 2 foot woman. Then I look at the pic and the woman has no feet!

What a gyp!

The Onion is prophetic: She could get a job working with Criss Angel. (new window)

Normally I think Criss Angel is a boring idiot, but that's some funny shiat right there

hillary: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 487x320]

That's okay. As long as there are no "flipper babies," right, Don?

Well, there have been a few flipper babies.

Bishoppppppppppppppp!!!!

'Not bad for a human'


/about as obscure as your inner thoughts about doing it with her

Things like this fascinate me. The first thing I did after reading this was do a google search for caudal regression syndrome (pictures may not be safe for work, sanity.) It's amazing what can happen when a couple of DNA strands go haywire, which I think makes it even more amazing when a person develops completely normally. Of course, it also makes me completely terrified to have children since 1 in 25,000 odds don't seem incredibly unlikely.

i thought they were refering to this guy

...children of thalidomide.

Now I'm going to have that damn song in my head all day.