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2011-11-22 10:07:16 PM
Ooh. I was wondering where I left that.
 
2011-11-22 10:11:53 PM
Idiots with firearms.
 
2011-11-22 10:31:13 PM
2wolves: Idiots with firearms.

It looks like it could be an idiot cop who stole the rifle.
 
2011-11-22 11:09:05 PM
violentsalvation: 2wolves: Idiots with firearms.

It looks like it could be an idiot cop who stole the rifle.


But cops should be the only ones allowed to have certain types of firearms because they're the only ones who are responsible/trained enough to handle them.
 
2011-11-22 11:26:03 PM
violentsalvation: 2wolves: Idiots with firearms.

It looks like it could be an idiot cop who stole the rifle.


Idiots are in many different professions. Are you excusing this one?
 
2011-11-22 11:40:53 PM
2wolves: violentsalvation: 2wolves: Idiots with firearms.

It looks like it could be an idiot cop who stole the rifle.

Idiots are in many different professions. Are you excusing this one?


Why would I excuse a criminal cop from stealing a police sniper rifle? It isn't some careless gun owner misplacing a rifle. It is a police sniper and a military veteran stealing a $2500 police sniper rifle. This isn't carelessness like the headline would lead one to believe.
 
2011-11-23 03:28:28 AM
SilentStrider: Ooh. I was wondering where I left that.
 
2011-11-23 03:28:31 AM
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire whoever has that rifle.
 
2011-11-23 03:28:44 AM
Fark It: violentsalvation: 2wolves: Idiots with firearms.

It looks like it could be an idiot cop who stole the rifle.

But cops should be the only ones allowed to have certain types of firearms because they're the only ones who are responsible/trained enough to handle them.


Stop biatching, you two, I found their rifle:
www.thestranger.com
 
2011-11-23 03:33:00 AM
UsikFark: Fark It: violentsalvation: 2wolves: Idiots with firearms.

It looks like it could be an idiot cop who stole the rifle.

But cops should be the only ones allowed to have certain types of firearms because they're the only ones who are responsible/trained enough to handle them.

Stop biatching, you two, I found their rifle:


Thread over.
 
2011-11-23 03:35:15 AM
Fine. I'll just switch to the Huntsman.
 
2011-11-23 03:47:33 AM
i2.listal.com
Wanted for questioning.
 
2011-11-23 03:50:38 AM
everyone knows sniper rifles are just for dicking around.

oh, and finding proximity mines.
 
2011-11-23 04:06:23 AM
This isn't an anomaly (obviously) -
a few towns over from me, the chief of police was busted for selling full auto rifles out the back door of the station.
He's gone now, not back home either.
 
2011-11-23 04:18:54 AM
"Chief James Neiswanger (NICE'-wong-er)"

splodinator.com
 
2011-11-23 04:22:46 AM
OptimusHime: "Chief James Neiswanger (NICE'-wong-er)"

[splodinator.com image 550x336]


Yeah, I didn't make it any further that the phonetics, either.
 
2011-11-23 05:01:19 AM
Marcintosh: This isn't an anomaly (obviously) -
a few towns over from me, the chief of police was busted for selling full auto rifles out the back door of the station.
He's gone now, not back home either.


In my hometown a cop and his brother in law got busted by the ATF with a public storage unit filled with automatic weapons and explosives.
They're gone now too.
 
2011-11-23 05:01:39 AM
i.imgur.com

Sniping's a good job, mate! It's challenging work, out-of-doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, as long as there are two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
 
2011-11-23 05:07:18 AM
"
The Holyoke Police Department is missing a $2,500 sniper rifle.
"

Have you looked in the couch cushions? Or under the bed?

It just didn't get up and walk away, you know.
 
2011-11-23 05:07:50 AM
A sniper rifle? Well when one of those is missing from the armory, nobody is sure to notice. I mean, there's a lot of those laying around right?
 
2011-11-23 05:10:30 AM
i54.photobucket.com
Last two seen with the rifle.
 
2011-11-23 07:13:39 AM
I agree with subby. Who loses a tennis racquest?
 
2011-11-23 07:37:59 AM
No kidding, submitter.

I mean, who the f*ck plays tennis anymore?
 
2011-11-23 07:41:28 AM
pkellmey: I agree with subby. Who loses a tennis racquest?

i287.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-23 08:09:23 AM
Maybe I'm just a trusting kind of guy, but...

I'm willing to be it will be found in a gun/evidence room someplace. Seems like the type of thing where he had it in his cruiser when he was on the SWAT team, and then when they disbanded it was brought back to the station and no one logged it.

You know, the same way tons of spent nuclear fuel goes "missing" every once in a while... someone just forgot to count a batch or write something down.
 
2011-11-23 08:30:17 AM
I know, right? I mean, the umbrella belongs to the Penguin. The cane is probably the Riddler's. The rifle is obviously Deadshot's. And I'd bet the Joker used that racquet to kill someone (he's crazy, so it's possible). But what villain wears a sweater?
 
2011-11-23 08:50:02 AM
2CountyFairs: I know, right? I mean, the umbrella belongs to the Penguin. The cane is probably the Riddler's. The rifle is obviously Deadshot's. And I'd bet the Joker used that racquet to kill someone (he's crazy, so it's possible). But what villain wears a sweater?

Freddy Kreuger?

coolandcollected.com
 
2011-11-23 09:07:11 AM
2CountyFairs: I know, right? I mean, the umbrella belongs to the Penguin. The cane is probably the Riddler's. The rifle is obviously Deadshot's. And I'd bet the Joker used that racquet to kill someone (he's crazy, so it's possible). But what villain wears a sweater?

Calendar Man?
 
2011-11-23 09:07:50 AM
Fark It: violentsalvation: 2wolves: Idiots with firearms.

It looks like it could be an idiot cop who stole the rifle.

But cops should be the only ones allowed to have certain types of firearms because they're the only ones who are responsible/trained enough to handle them.


BLAM!
 
2011-11-23 09:58:04 AM
StoPPeRmobile: Fark It: violentsalvation: 2wolves: Idiots with firearms.

It looks like it could be an idiot cop who stole the rifle.

But cops should be the only ones allowed to have certain types of firearms because they're the only ones who are responsible/trained enough to handle them.

BLAM!


Lee Paige approves of this message. I'm sure LEOs such as Daniel Harless prove that only LEOs are calm and rational enough to be armed.
 
2011-11-23 10:07:07 AM
Fark It:
But cops should be the only ones allowed to have certain types of firearms because they're the only ones who are responsible/trained enough to handle them.

You've obviously never seen a cop shoot. Whenever I go to the range, the chuckleheads who are invariably handling their firearms unsafely and shooting like they're barely aware which end of the firearm is dangerous almost always turn out to be cops. Police standards for marksmanship are notoriously low.
 
2011-11-23 10:12:22 AM
MegaUngawa: You've obviously never seen a cop shoot. Whenever I go to the range, the chuckleheads who are invariably handling their firearms unsafely and shooting like they're barely aware which end of the firearm is dangerous almost always turn out to be cops. Police standards for marksmanship are notoriously low.

Having about half of an NRA basic pistol course at the academy isn't sufficient? Color me shocked.
 
2011-11-23 10:46:36 AM
MegaUngawa: Fark It:
But cops should be the only ones allowed to have certain types of firearms because they're the only ones who are responsible/trained enough to handle them.

You've obviously never seen a cop shoot. Whenever I go to the range, the chuckleheads who are invariably handling their firearms unsafely and shooting like they're barely aware which end of the firearm is dangerous almost always turn out to be cops. Police standards for marksmanship are notoriously low.


BLAM!
 
2011-11-23 02:03:56 PM
To be fare It can happen to anyone. I keep losing my car keys.
 
2011-11-23 04:17:55 PM
Man, I wish I knew where that lost and found was; my Reservist Rifle needs to be repaired and none of the vendors in the Capitol Wasteland can repair it to 100%. Also if there were some combat helmets around I could use some of them too.
 
2011-11-23 08:00:16 PM
MegaUngawa: Fark It:
But cops should be the only ones allowed to have certain types of firearms because they're the only ones who are responsible/trained enough to handle them.

You've obviously never seen a cop shoot. Whenever I go to the range, the chuckleheads who are invariably handling their firearms unsafely and shooting like they're barely aware which end of the firearm is dangerous almost always turn out to be cops. Police standards for marksmanship are notoriously low.


[Citation needed]
 
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