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2011-11-23 12:01:02 AM  
static02.mediaite.com

Amateur
 
2011-11-23 01:11:58 AM  
An FDNY Marine unit found Brazier's body in the waters near Roberto Clemente State Park, slightly upstream from where he's believed to have jumped,


OK, already something's wrong here.
 
2011-11-23 01:15:29 AM  
wow

if only he'd asked us for advice first
 
2011-11-23 01:15:39 AM  
upstream?

alrighty then
 
2011-11-23 01:19:39 AM  
collider.com

not surprised
 
2011-11-23 01:21:15 AM  
Wait, upstream? He swam himself to death?
 
2011-11-23 01:24:36 AM  
Beats falling upstairs.
 
2011-11-23 01:27:44 AM  
hey guys, another one is back on the market ... and she's vulnerable right now!

/geez thats an awful story
 
2011-11-23 01:29:35 AM  
Why? Why? Why?

Silly bastard.

All that free sex and cooking, washing and looking after the kids....gone.
Had it all set-up for a lifetime of being treated like a king. What a waste.
 
2011-11-23 01:31:37 AM  

Gilligann: upstream?

alrighty then


The Harlem river is more of a tidal estuary than a river. Flows either way depending on the tides at the time.
 
2011-11-23 01:32:34 AM  
Wow, that honeymoon must have SUCKED
 
2011-11-23 01:33:38 AM  

Round Fish on Toast: Gilligann: upstream?

alrighty then

The Harlem river is more of a tidal estuary than a river. Flows either way depending on the tides at the time.


They float. They all float.
 
2011-11-23 01:36:38 AM  
You all are some sick farks (yes I've been on fark for a while, I do know what to expect).

Go ahead and post more Dawson pictures for me or better yet that chick crying infront of the lockers crying.

This is messed up story is terrible; a newlywed bride and some kids. Majorly tragic up and very sad.
 
2011-11-23 01:38:02 AM  

Gilligann: upstream?

alrighty then


Similar thing happened around here (St Croix River near Minneapolis) after a boat accident.

After the body bloated and surfaced, the wind blew the corpse up stream a short way.

/not a lot of current to begin with mind you
 
2011-11-23 01:40:00 AM  

BigMamaBlueberry: You all are some sick farks (yes I've been on fark for a while, I do know what to expect).

Go ahead and post more Dawson pictures for me or better yet that chick crying infront of the lockers crying.

This is messed up story is terrible; a newlywed bride and some kids. Majorly tragic up and very sad.


Okay, I messed up any argument/credibility with my terrible disjointed/poor grammar post, now I feel ashamed :( Don't drink and post kidos (the more you know!)

/when the fark will we be able to edit post? WTF
 
2011-11-23 01:40:18 AM  
Having had a very, very close member of my family commit suicide, all I have to say is fark you. Fark you all. Well, with the exception of BigMamaBlueberry- otherwise, eat a bag of dicks.
 
2011-11-23 01:42:26 AM  
"Witnesses said the just-married groom walked out of the Radisson and into a cab sometime before 9 a.m. Sunday...He made his way to 55 Richman Plaza about 15 minutes away in The Bronx...where he's believed to have jumped, around 3 p.m."

I know traffic in New York is a biatch, but WTF?

/tragic loss, sad for the family, etc.
 
2011-11-23 01:42:53 AM  

Hector Remarkable: Round Fish on Toast: Gilligann: upstream?

alrighty then

The Harlem river is more of a tidal estuary than a river. Flows either way depending on the tides at the time.

They float. They all float.


That is, if their mass per unit of volume is equal to or lighter than that of water.
 
2011-11-23 01:48:42 AM  

GungFu: Why? Why? Why?

Silly bastard.

All that free sex and cooking, washing and looking after the kids....gone.
Had it all set-up for a lifetime of being treated like a king. What a waste.


Hahahahahahaha. Good one, I snorted pretty loudly.
 
2011-11-23 01:52:27 AM  
It makes you wonder what kind of circumstances made this ceremony come to near completion before this guy took some control. And then, why was his idea of control suicide? Not like anyone's impending marriage was ever looked upon disfavorably by inlaw mafia. And to the subby, despite the technical error of your headline, I give you the esteemed "+1"
 
2011-11-23 01:59:13 AM  
He certainly doesn't look very happy in his wedding photo. Poor guy. Poor woman. Poor kids.
 
2011-11-23 01:59:31 AM  
"Man commits suicide twice" subby? I don't get it....

\I need coffee
 
2011-11-23 02:02:39 AM  

BigMamaBlueberry: You all are some sick farks (yes I've been on fark for a while, I do know what to expect).

Go ahead and post more Dawson pictures for me or better yet that chick crying infront of the lockers crying.

This is messed up story is terrible; a newlywed bride and some kids. Majorly tragic up and very sad.


Harv72b: "Witnesses said the just-married groom walked out of the Radisson and into a cab sometime before 9 a.m. Sunday...He made his way to 55 Richman Plaza about 15 minutes away in The Bronx...where he's believed to have jumped, around 3 p.m."

I know traffic in New York is a biatch, but WTF?

/tragic loss, sad for the family, etc.


Want to hear something chilling? he probably wandered around by the water for ~6 hours, if those times are correct, waiting for someone to call him and tell him NOT to jump. Usually people leave notes/ make threats if they don't really want to die, but seems like he flipped after a few hours. In his somewhat-delusional mind, no one called, no one cared.
 
2011-11-23 02:05:08 AM  
Fernando Brazier?

i325.photobucket.com

/goodnight movie-man
 
2011-11-23 02:05:31 AM  
Whoops. Quoted myself somehow. Still don't know how to use this mobile page properly.
 
2011-11-23 02:08:01 AM  
From the comments:

THIS IS INDEED VERY SAD. ONE SHOULD NEVER JUMP IN THE RIVER AND KILL THEMSELVES WHEN THEY HAVE 2 DAUGHTERS WHO NEED A FATHER. EXCEPT IN ONE CASE. IF YOUR NAME IS BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA (REAL NAME BARRY SOETORO), PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST RIVER AND JUMP IN.

They never quit, do they?
 
2011-11-23 02:10:53 AM  

cptrios: They never quit, do they?


media.sbs.com.au

Never give up! Never surrender!
 
2011-11-23 02:14:17 AM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Having had a very, very close member of my family commit suicide, all I have to say is fark you. Fark you all. Well, with the exception of BigMamaBlueberry- otherwise, eat a bag of dicks.


BigMamaBlueberry: You all are some sick farks (yes I've been on fark for a while, I do know what to expect).

Go ahead and post more Dawson pictures for me or better yet that chick crying infront of the lockers crying.

This is messed up story is terrible; a newlywed bride and some kids. Majorly tragic up and very sad.


Yeah, if all of you farkers didn't say bad things about this man, he'd have been found alive right now and would have seen the folly of his ways and learned of true love and appreciation and run-on sentences would cease to exist.

You heartless farkers. Your words. They kill and now this dude is dead in Harlem and the guy who posted this above has lost a family member. Because of your words.
 
2011-11-23 02:14:35 AM  
Peg: Oh, Al how about this move: Four Weddings and a Funeral!
Al: That's 5 of the same thing, isn't it?
 
2011-11-23 02:17:56 AM  

maddermaxx: Hector Remarkable: Round Fish on Toast: Gilligann: upstream?

alrighty then

The Harlem river is more of a tidal estuary than a river. Flows either way depending on the tides at the time.

They float. They all float.

That is, if their mass per unit of volume is equal to or lighter than that of water.


Or they weigh less than a duck

/she turned me into a newt
//I got better
 
2011-11-23 02:18:26 AM  

UsikFark: BigMamaBlueberry: You all are some sick farks (yes I've been on fark for a while, I do know what to expect).

Go ahead and post more Dawson pictures for me or better yet that chick crying infront of the lockers crying.

This is messed up story is terrible; a newlywed bride and some kids. Majorly tragic up and very sad.

Harv72b: "Witnesses said the just-married groom walked out of the Radisson and into a cab sometime before 9 a.m. Sunday...He made his way to 55 Richman Plaza about 15 minutes away in The Bronx...where he's believed to have jumped, around 3 p.m."

I know traffic in New York is a biatch, but WTF?

/tragic loss, sad for the family, etc.

Want to hear something chilling? he probably wandered around by the water for ~6 hours, if those times are correct, waiting for someone to call him and tell him NOT to jump. Usually people leave notes/ make threats if they don't really want to die, but seems like he flipped after a few hours. In his somewhat-delusional mind, no one called, no one cared.


You are exactly right. Even from the tone of his note, "you can find me..." If he really wanted death, he most likely wouldn't have used those words. He would have wanted to just go away. He wanted someone to care.
 
2011-11-23 02:18:26 AM  

Round Fish on Toast: Gilligann: upstream?

alrighty then

The Harlem river is more of a tidal estuary than a river. Flows either way depending on the tides at the time.


Hence the need for cement boots when dumping targets.
 
2011-11-23 02:18:34 AM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Having had a very, very close member of my family commit suicide, all I have to say is fark you. Fark you all. Well, with the exception of BigMamaBlueberry- otherwise, eat a bag of dicks.


So you're mad at us because your family member couldn't even hack it in the easiest living conditions on the planet? Not our fault if your family line fails to produce properly-balanced psychologies.
 
2011-11-23 02:24:12 AM  
Yeah, check his life insurance policy
 
2011-11-23 02:28:28 AM  
Now that's commitment.
 
2011-11-23 02:28:44 AM  
Wow, what planet do you live on TROLL. I realize it's easy post whatever you want to any internet site you want, but maybe your parent should up the parental controls of your internet access to the net. Get an f*ing clue.
 
2011-11-23 02:32:31 AM  
I am going into a trance...unnnh...ooooh.....oh yeah.....now I am in a trance....I am seeing your husband now...he is standing in front of a coarsing river...wait..sorry...an ESTUARY..yes...I see it now....the water is undulating softly as your husband looks out over the water 'neath a grey sky...He has a wedding ring...

Bride : YES..YES!! That's him...we just got married!!

He seems anxious...keeps checking his cell-phone and watch...I can see his cell-phone screen...it is blank...nobody is calling him...tears are falling on the screen...hours pass...he is heading for the river...(damn!)...the ESTUARY...he slowly wades in.....he is up to his ankles...his knees...his...waist....his chest...He is checking his cell-phone again...nobody has called him...not even once...what a lonely, sad, married man.... his head is now submerged and bubbles are bursting on the surface...

ex-Bride : Finally a legit psychic...can I have your card...

//If you are in mourning, don't fark...2 easy
 
2011-11-23 02:34:10 AM  
People can get a little touchy at this hour of the morning.
 
2011-11-23 02:34:34 AM  

Jim_Callahan: Your Average Witty Fark User: Having had a very, very close member of my family commit suicide, all I have to say is fark you. Fark you all. Well, with the exception of BigMamaBlueberry- otherwise, eat a bag of dicks.

So you're mad at us because your family member couldn't even hack it in the easiest living conditions on the planet? Not our fault if your family line fails to produce properly-balanced psychologies.


Scandinavia?
 
2011-11-23 02:39:42 AM  
this guy's got a great sense of humor
 
2011-11-23 02:42:46 AM  

Jim_Callahan: Your Average Witty Fark User: Having had a very, very close member of my family commit suicide, all I have to say is fark you. Fark you all. Well, with the exception of BigMamaBlueberry- otherwise, eat a bag of dicks.

So you're mad at us because your family member couldn't even hack it in the easiest living conditions on the planet? Not our fault if your family line fails to produce properly-balanced psychologies.


You probably just killed someone else now with your horrible, mean-spirited words. Good work, murderer!!!!
 
2011-11-23 02:45:08 AM  
Well at least he made one good decision that day. Better late than never I guess.
 
2011-11-23 02:45:58 AM  
Seems to me he missed out on some kind of trifecta taking the wife and kids with.
 
2011-11-23 02:46:11 AM  

lecavalier: Jim_Callahan: Your Average Witty Fark User: Having had a very, very close member of my family commit suicide, all I have to say is fark you. Fark you all. Well, with the exception of BigMamaBlueberry- otherwise, eat a bag of dicks.

So you're mad at us because your family member couldn't even hack it in the easiest living conditions on the planet? Not our fault if your family line fails to produce properly-balanced psychologies.

You probably just killed someone else now with your horrible, mean-spirited words. Good work, murderer!!!!


Dude, I don't think anyone's awake enough to bite.
 
2011-11-23 03:02:49 AM  
yay suicide!
Or something.
 
2011-11-23 03:03:01 AM  

chookbillion:
Dude, I don't think anyone's awake enough to bite.


I'm awake, but I'm not biting.

/stupid meds
 
2011-11-23 03:10:44 AM  

chookbillion: lecavalier: Jim_Callahan: Your Average Witty Fark User: Having had a very, very close member of my family commit suicide, all I have to say is fark you. Fark you all. Well, with the exception of BigMamaBlueberry- otherwise, eat a bag of dicks.

So you're mad at us because your family member couldn't even hack it in the easiest living conditions on the planet? Not our fault if your family line fails to produce properly-balanced psychologies.

You probably just killed someone else now with your horrible, mean-spirited words. Good work, murderer!!!!

Dude, I don't think anyone's awake enough to bite.


There is a monumental difference between someone trolling and just being sarcastic. I know it's fun to call out trolls, but sometimes, people are just being sarcastic.
 
2011-11-23 03:11:07 AM  
Sounds like he called now and tripled the offer for six sticks of Suicide Putty. He's got four left.
 
2011-11-23 03:13:47 AM  

Gyrfalcon: An FDNY Marine unit found Brazier's body in the waters near Roberto Clemente State Park, slightly upstream from where he's believed to have jumped,


OK, already something's wrong here.


Study some river hydraulics and in particular the phenomenon of eddying. It's not as unlikely as it may sound.
 
2011-11-23 04:13:41 AM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Having had a very, very close member of my family commit suicide, all I have to say is fark you. Fark you all. Well, with the exception of BigMamaBlueberry- otherwise, eat a bag of dicks.


I had an uncle shoot himself at 40. The official line in the news was that it was a gun accident, but my family knew what actually happened. This was ten years ago and his face and sadness still haunt me. He was the one who taught me to ride a motorcycle and I frequently dream of the first ride we took together sometime in the 80s, when I was just a wee bastard. When I ride these days I try to point the sky in thanks even though I don't believe in Heaven. He was a great guy - that macho family member that kids naturally gravitate toward - the guy who walks in the room and has tiny cousins hugging his legs and not letting go.

We all make jokes at Fark. Horribly tasteless ones. And some of us have suffered some form of mental illness (I have and apparently still do). Suicide is something I'm always thinking about, if not in the front of my mind. But it's always there. Seems to run in the family.

But still, this is Fark. You gotta have a thick skin to hang here.

/I will regret getting this personal in the morning, but here we are
 
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