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2011-11-22 09:41:40 PM
Only 20?
 
2011-11-22 09:42:25 PM
This is so very true. When I am alone, I wake up early, I hike, lift, chop wood, overhaul engines. When I am with the SO, I linger around the bed in hopes of the almighty good time.
 
2011-11-22 09:44:34 PM
Please. A nice ass can make me do stupid shiat you would not believe... unless you were another man.
 
2011-11-22 09:56:42 PM
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2011-11-22 10:04:32 PM
It's basically like that xkcd regarding proximity to cats. But boobies.
 
2011-11-22 10:09:53 PM
It's the loss of blood which is shunted from the big head to the little head.
 
2011-11-22 10:35:05 PM
Gentlemen in this thread: LET'S GET STUPID!
 
2011-11-22 10:37:31 PM
Jamdug!: Gentlemen in this thread: LET'S GET STUPID!

Mmmmm titties.
 
2011-11-22 10:58:44 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving!
 
2011-11-22 11:14:16 PM
Sometimes it's nice being gay. My IQ doesn't drop for boobies. It drops for hot wieners instead though, which can be annoying.
 
2011-11-22 11:30:27 PM
We've known this for ages, we just don't care. As Blizzard would say, "Not a flaw, working as intended."
 
2011-11-22 11:32:27 PM
well when that much blood is diverted away my brain what do you expect?
 
2011-11-23 12:13:40 AM
SphericalTime: Sometimes it's nice being gay. My IQ doesn't drop for boobies. It drops for hot wieners instead though, which can be annoying.

Yeah, but you aren't having cocks shoved in your face all the time unless you want them to be.

Tits and cleavage are everywhere!
 
2011-11-23 12:16:11 AM
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Dur.
 
2011-11-23 12:49:14 AM
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Esn
2011-11-23 12:50:55 AM
So... is separation of the sexes at learning institutions a good idea, then?
 
2011-11-23 12:58:21 AM
"Men like cleavage, it calms them and soothes them. It's like a shot of mace, only without all the rolling on the floor and screaming." - paraphrasing Dave Attell

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I'll be in my bunk, being calmed and soothed.
 
2011-11-23 12:58:41 AM
dudemanbro: Happy Thanksgiving!

Ahh, yes, a classic pic. Makes me want to take that butter and dribble it slowly... slippery, warm... firm... uhhhhhh... BRB...
 
2011-11-23 01:01:49 AM
Lack of sex makes men smarter, and women dumber.... Seinfeld already taught us that.
 
2011-11-23 01:06:30 AM
Yeah, whatever. Im a gonna have to see the quality of said boobies and the face they belong to
 
2011-11-23 01:07:26 AM
dletter: Lack of sex makes men smarter, and women dumber.... Seinfeld already taught us that.

beat me to it:(

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2011-11-23 01:13:39 AM
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2011-11-23 01:15:45 AM
This news brought to us by the Sky is Blue subdivision of the Water is Wet Institute.
 
2011-11-23 01:17:45 AM
zerkalo: Yeah, whatever. Im a gonna have to see the quality of said boobies and the face they belong to

The what they belong to? I don't understand.
 
2011-11-23 01:25:42 AM
dudemanbro: [img846.imageshack.us image 400x511]

Happy Thanksgiving!


Is she wearing glasses??
 
2011-11-23 01:28:25 AM
dudemanbro: [img846.imageshack.us image 400x511]

Happy Thanksgiving!


There's a lot of breast there, and the woman isn't to bad either.
 
2011-11-23 01:31:14 AM
Can someone tell me WTF is going on with the link's address?
 
2011-11-23 01:34:22 AM
I'm too drunk to read anything substantial right now, but right now that article's headline is setting off my "Evolutionary psychology is bullshiat-o-meter"
 
2011-11-23 01:54:30 AM
and yet another reason the gays will rule the world
 
2011-11-23 02:11:59 AM
Is it really a drop in IQ or just a reallocation of resources? My total brainpower doesn't seem to lower in the presence of someone attractive, I'm just not focusing as much of it on solving the loop puzzle or whatever the intelligence test is.
 
2011-11-23 02:25:11 AM
snake_beater: Can someone tell me WTF is going on with the link's address?

I can. It's mocking the message you get when you submit something you already submitted.
 
2011-11-23 02:49:06 AM
I started reading this thread then had to go back for a detour. I'm back now. Any updates?
 
2011-11-23 04:22:57 AM
If I could have somehow, sometime, in the past 5 years or so, dedicated even half of the time that I have spent thinking about the opposite sex, I'd be lecturing theoretical physics by now. I'm almost starting to envy people with low sex drives.
 
2011-11-23 04:32:52 AM
Clickscope: If I could have somehow, sometime, in the past 5 years or so, dedicated even half of the time that I have spent thinking about the opposite sex ON SOMETHING ELSE, I'd be lecturing theoretical physics by now. I'm almost starting to envy people with low sex drives.

ftfm. Curse my 1:30AM typing. And just looking at this thread ruins my focus. Grrr.
 
2011-11-23 06:18:07 AM
John Tickle did an experiment to prove this on Brainiac. Completing one of those electric wire games first in private, then in a girls locker room.
 
2011-11-23 06:39:47 AM
The introduction of boobies can drop a man's IQ by as to many to as low as 20 points

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headline fixed.
 
2011-11-23 06:40:33 AM
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/can't enjoy this thread at work....
 
2011-11-23 07:52:59 AM
I hate that feeling you get after you realize your brain shut off for a while.
Back in the day there was this very nice person who used to work where I was getting an edjamakayshun. Not frumpy or anything, but said person was the kindest and funny person I knew there. Now, I'm saying person because that's the way I saw her. Just somebody who worked there and was a pleasure to talk to. One day, on a friday, she went to work with her dancin' shoes on, along with a little black (light blue, it was awesome) dress on. Now I know she was the same person, but she became all thighs and cleavage and god damn if I didn't start feeling like a complete farking moron.

After that, I understood exactly what "knockout" meant.

Still, with that memory in my head of me acting like an idiot.... totally worth it.
 
2011-11-23 08:00:51 AM
I hate fake boobs, as much as I do tattoos on a woman. Bad trend too.
 
2011-11-23 08:11:16 AM
So does this mean the next time I get caught in the women's changing room at the gym that I can use the 'not guilty by insanity' rule? Or be found not guilty because I didn't have the IQ to understand my rights?

/me thinks boobs are more than a 20 point deduction off the IQ meter
//Got distracted by the boobs in this thread to use "I think" above
 
2011-11-23 08:29:00 AM
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2011-11-23 08:49:26 AM
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2011-11-23 08:51:28 AM
Jim_Callahan: Is it really a drop in IQ or just a reallocation of resources? My total brainpower doesn't seem to lower in the presence of someone attractive, I'm just not focusing as much of it on solving the loop puzzle or whatever the intelligence test is.

So, not so much a drop in IQ, but a drop in IQ experimentally measurable as directed to tasks other than interacting with the MOTOS. I wonder if the socially inept would tend to show a lower drop? Contrariwise, I suspect there may be higher engagement of reflexive rather than reflective cognition, which might functionally trigger some drop; then again, that might be offset by an increase in activity.
 
2011-11-23 08:58:55 AM
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/Why isn't this on the main page?
//Also BIE so i can lower my IQ please EIP
 
2011-11-23 09:01:11 AM
depending on the woman it can be an even greater impairment.
If you factor in any drinking it is surprising some men can even walk at the Club or bar.
 
2011-11-23 09:03:59 AM
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/modmins can we move this to the front page please would like an epic boob thread to take into turkey day.
 
2011-11-23 09:12:08 AM
fark last pic was wrong link:

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2011-11-23 09:34:46 AM
Love me a pair of boobies

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2011-11-23 09:46:56 AM
This hasn't turned into a Christina Hendricks thread yet?
 
2011-11-23 10:00:25 AM
wow i never knew there were boobies threads in the geek tab. awesome.

/eip
 
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