Wait... wait wait wait wait wait wait....
Banana phone?

Futurist = con man with no background in anything that tells people what they want to hear about the future of technology.

How does this fit in with my flying car?

it's a phone with appeal

I can't hear you Bert, I have a bananna in my ear.

WAIT WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN?

/relevant thread to my interests

Now your hovercraft will tell you when it's full of eels.

I've got a prototype for you.
Pay me $12000 and I'll have one rushed to your door in 30 mins or less.

Pizza box is too loud. I CAN'T HEAR THE BANANA

Thank god I'm not the only one who forgot to take his pills this morning.

so, you're playing GTA on some Kinect like device, and you pretend to hold a phone to your ear to make a call. okay, do i get to just make the "phone" sign with my hand and do it, because i would totally dig talking into my imaginary phone so badly. the idea of invoked computing pleases my inner child's willingness to look ridiculous far too much.

Screw your banana phone

Please:
Speak right into the peanut!

It's no baloney.

It's shait anyway

Am I the only one who things this article is garbage? I mean, /THIS/ is the future of computing? Please. The future of computing is going to be a slow evolutionary change with a great product coming out every year or so, not a giant leap into retarded pizza box computers.

I honestly don't see the appeal of this.

/awesome idea, awesome effort, but god dammit it has no practical use in the home and that's where the money is. Niche devices are a dime a dozen and no one is making money off of them anymore.

I want to assault him and cut off his padawan rat-tail.

Well, with as much as my wife talks on the phone...

"honey, the phone is for you... you'll have to unzip my pants and talk into the microphone"

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

ArkAngel: He'll just have to speak up then...

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IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!

Way to quote a song about assault and rape with no clue what you're doing!

Moogable: I AM A CONSUMER WHORE!

And How!

/my spoon is too big!

prjindigo: ArkAngel: He'll just have to speak up then...

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IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!

Way to quote a song about assault and rape with no clue what you're doing!



Aw snap, you done tole him. He prolly di'nt have no idea that this wasn't about no dancin banana song where prolly 500K people a day see a banana and hear this song. Don't matter what it's about, people think it's a catchy tune.

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