fta According to the data, an eight-minute shower used 62 litres of hot water, compared with an average bath's 80 litres.

I don't even know what that means. How many Big Gulps is that?

Paula Owen, an independent environmental consultant, said the survey gave a "fascinating peek into the bathroom-related habits of the British public".

yes.. fascinating peek indeed......

Ed Finnerty: Look, Subby. When I have to poop I have to poop. It's nothing I can't heel through the drain anyways, thanks to all that coffee.

hahaha

theorellior: Ponzholio: n the US, shower heads are typically 2.5 gpm (75-litres for an 8-minute shower), or the 'water-saver' models are 1.5 gpm (45-litres for 8-minutes).

I dunno about you folks, but I like to get in, wash my shiat, and get out. Eight minute showers? You're not only rubbing one out, you're smoking a cigarette in there.

of course, were the hell else indoors can a feller still light up?

This isn't rocket science. Just plug the drain before you start the shower to see how much you used compare to a bath. Sit in the water when your done with the shower to raise the level (displace the water) as if you were taking a bath.

Whatever, Pal. I'm not clogging up the pipes, I'm "clearing them out" if ya know what I mean.

And not for anything, 62 liters versus 80 liters. So it still saves water and energy!

Plus it really gums up the hair on my...I mean the hair on your legs

Ponzholio: According to the data, an eight-minute shower used 62 litres of hot water, compared with an average bath's 80 litres.

In the US, shower heads are typically 2.5 gpm (75-litres for an 8-minute shower), or the 'water-saver' models are 1.5 gpm (45-litres for 8-minutes).

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Anyone have a tally on how many different versions of this fake shower notice are actually out there? Seems every day I see a new one pop up, with a different college name on it.

She added that by using algorithms, researchers were able to extract the necessary information about people's showering behaviour from the raw data.

Algorithms? In MY raw data?

Stop letting Kelly Clarkson use my shower?

theorellior: Ponzholio: n the US, shower heads are typically 2.5 gpm (75-litres for an 8-minute shower), or the 'water-saver' models are 1.5 gpm (45-litres for 8-minutes).

I dunno about you folks, but I like to get in, wash my shiat, and get out. Eight minute showers? You're not only rubbing one out, you're smoking a cigarette in there.

Same here. Never understood the attraction of jerking it in the shower. Don't you people have beds you can whack off in?

Um...I can haz hot ladies in showers thread?

Ed Finnerty: Look, Subby. When I have to poop I have to poop. It's nothing I can't heel through the drain anyways, thanks to all that coffee.

Voting should have been enabled on this one!

/hilarious!

Clog one pipe, unclog another...whatever.

Who in their right mind takes a farking bath??

I mean, maybe after a shower, but a bath to clean up? that's disgusting.

WTFDYW: I could cut my shower time in half if I didn't shave in the shower. However, I'd probably use that time fapping.

If you shave and fap,time won't be the only thing you cut in half. Zoinks!

hot, almost scaldingly hot showers, are one of life's great pleasures.

I can't count the number of times I jerked in my dorm. For the first few weeks of a semester, you would only do it when you were the only guy in the stalls. After a while, desperation began to take hold and guys just stopped giving a damn if there was someone in the next stall. Basically, the place was full of guys jerking off simultaneously - albeit in semi-private - and we just stopped caring. The noise was a bad chorus.

/has also jerked at work
//look me in the eyes and tell me you haven't, or are supremely confident that you never will

fusillade762: theorellior: Ponzholio: n the US, shower heads are typically 2.5 gpm (75-litres for an 8-minute shower), or the 'water-saver' models are 1.5 gpm (45-litres for 8-minutes).

I dunno about you folks, but I like to get in, wash my shiat, and get out. Eight minute showers? You're not only rubbing one out, you're smoking a cigarette in there.

Same here. Never understood the attraction of jerking it in the shower. Don't you people have beds you can whack off in?

Their beds are full of wives.

Rufus Lee King



We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?

It's my body, and I'll wash it as fast as I want to.

also, reading that thing... four minutes?
Even when I'm showing Carlin style it takes more than four minutes.

Sticky Hands: fusillade762: theorellior: Ponzholio: n the US, shower heads are typically 2.5 gpm (75-litres for an 8-minute shower), or the 'water-saver' models are 1.5 gpm (45-litres for 8-minutes).

I dunno about you folks, but I like to get in, wash my shiat, and get out. Eight minute showers? You're not only rubbing one out, you're smoking a cigarette in there.

Same here. Never understood the attraction of jerking it in the shower. Don't you people have beds you can whack off in?

Their beds are full of wives.

So they're Mormons?

I like to shave, brush my teeth and get cleaned in the shower. That takes up about 15 minutes.

NewHampster: It's my body, and I'll wash it as fast as I want to.

That's a good idea for a song.

fusillade762: Sticky Hands: fusillade762: theorellior: Ponzholio: n the US, shower heads are typically 2.5 gpm (75-litres for an 8-minute shower), or the 'water-saver' models are 1.5 gpm (45-litres for 8-minutes).

I dunno about you folks, but I like to get in, wash my shiat, and get out. Eight minute showers? You're not only rubbing one out, you're smoking a cigarette in there.

Same here. Never understood the attraction of jerking it in the shower. Don't you people have beds you can whack off in?

Their beds are full of wives.

So they're Mormons?

Is anyone more likely to have nowhere but the bathroom for peace and quiet?

Ed Finnerty: Look, Subby. When I have to poop I have to poop. It's nothing I can't heel through the drain anyways, thanks to all that coffee.

AHAHAHAHA!

Favorited.

As someone who lives in the Seattle area, where we have water to spare, I could really care less how much water I waste. If you're living in some godawful place where it never rains, then it makes sense to monitor water usage carefully, but here it doesn't matter unless we have a bad year for the snowpack. Now, come 2040 we may have some issues due to climate change decreasing the snowpack in the mountains, but I'm going to enjoy the water while I have it. Plus, it is not like it goes away when it goes down the drain. It'll eventually come back as rain or snow.

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Never thought to masturbate in the shower myself. I take maybe 3 minutes in the shower. I can hop in and get clean before a commercial break is over.

Dear Nanny State,

You can just get flying fark out of my shower. Yes I'm whacking off, and shaving after that, and yes I'm using an assload of hot water.

Not your business. Get out of my bed, bath, and beyond.

dickfreckle: I can't count the number of times I jerked in my dorm. For the first few weeks of a semester, you would only do it when you were the only guy in the stalls. After a while, desperation began to take hold and guys just stopped giving a damn if there was someone in the next stall. Basically, the place was full of guys jerking off simultaneously - albeit in semi-private - and we just stopped caring. The noise was a bad chorus.

/has also jerked at work
//look me in the eyes and tell me you haven't, or are supremely confident that you never will

These guys approve of stroke breaks at work. (new window)

Sticky Hands: Is anyone more likely to have nowhere but the bathroom for peace and quiet?

Good night, John boy! (new window)

A proper shower head will have a force and a stream that one can use in the same manner one would use a bidet.

Meanwhile, the description offered by dickfreckle is causing me to want to leave the thread for a few minutes. BTW, df, when you say "stalls" do you mean toilet stalls or shower stalls? Because if it's toilet stalls, eww.

BRB

A couple of years ago, me and the wife (no kids) had to replace our 50 gallon hot water heater. Among other things, I would get cold showers after my wife took hers in the morning. Everything I read everywhere suggested that a 50 gallon electric water heater (electric is our only choice) should be way more than enough for two people and maybe even four people. So I got a new 50 gallon, but she still empties it with her morning shower. I asked her how long she stays in there anyway, and she says "oh, maybe half an hour to 45 minutes." What the fark is that woman doing in there? So in the remodel we'll be doing next summer, I'm going to have them put in a 70+ gallon hot water heater and be done with it.

50 gallons = 190 liters
60 gallons = 227 liters
70 gallons = 265 liters
"eight-minute shower used 62 litres of hot water" = 16 gallons total, 2 gallons a minute. Power shower doubles it to 32 gallons total, 4 gallons a minute.

CO2 isn't the only greenhouse gas released when I shower.

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Fap.

I get out of the shower when I have used up all the hot water. Thank you, no, I do not want energy saving tips.

I was cleaning it and it accidentally went off, I swear.