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Damn, came here to make a *hint* of an L.P. reference, and got flooded with the nightmare itself... EWWW. Geez guys, thanks :P

On the plus side, I think that's right up there with Goat C

My Neighbor is a 67 year old College Professor.

He runs Marathons.

He eats a Mediteranean Diet

His BMI is 18.

Wife is pregnant with their second child ( they have a 2 year old )

* (third wife - 29 )

So... good, I guess? That seems like a fairly easy way to improve quality of life for seniors, it's cheap and there aren't really any of the downsides that there are for younger people. (Pregnancy? No. VD? You're gonna be dead in 10 years anyhow, who cares. Family disapproval? HA, you're the old one in the family now, your kids can disapprove all they want but they ain't doing shiat.)

I have always thought that forcing a victim to watch senior citizen pr0n would be a good sort of semi-harmless fraternity or other sort of club hazing method.

Though those images... will never go away.

Disturbing? Are you sure?

phlegmmo: [katiethebloglady.com image 240x180]

He only gets sexual with kids.

... No, really. Google "Edward Muscare."

THIS THREAD JUST FINE WITHOUT PICS.

CornDog in 2012: skinink: This article was sponsored by the Lemon Party.

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Hmmmm that might be a banninated image....

/pornsfw.com is awesome

L.P. aside - (please, far, far aside) I hope to get older and I hope to keep farking and I assume my wife hopes it's with her.

at some point in life everyone realizes it's that, or death. And while you might think that death is better when you're 18 or 21, hopefully everyone gets a chance to get to the age where one realizes this

/plus - I'd love to fark the ever loving shiate out of Nina Hartley (btw, she's 52 now)

I must agree with the survey, because Senior year was when I first got laid.

Hey, who left a couple of elephant-skin rugs in this thread?

@Ghastly: All hail President Deauxma!

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Disturbing? Are you sure?

What is her name? I need to see her in action before reaching a conclusion.

Older women can be awesome in the sack.
I've had more than one fark the daylights out of me.

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Damn you sir/ma'am... Damn you straight to hell!!!

I won't ever get to sleep now for fark's sake....

zepher: Older women can be awesome in the sack.
I've had more than one fark the daylights out of me.

Define "older" and how old were you?

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Came for this. thank you

SnakeLee: GoatSe Farms shirt

Laaand spreading out so far and wide
Darling I love ya just gimme that countryside.

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Came for to this. thank you

Yeah, we know you did

Why yes. Yes, I would.

SnakeLee: A_Glass_Of_Pink: My Neighbor is a 67 year old College Professor.

He runs Marathons.

He eats a Mediteranean Diet

His BMI is 18.

Wife is pregnant with their second child ( they have a 2 year old )

* (third wife - 29 )

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It's hard to find a picture that illustrates Asbergers

That's from old eggs, not sperm.

This thread perfectly useful without images.

phlegmmo:


Aw, poor Ed. Still in prison.

FerneJohn: Jackman5150: [i41.tinypic.com image 425x520]

Disturbing? Are you sure?

What is her name? I need to see her in action before reaching a conclusion.

Deauxma. She's a well known MILF/Cougar porn actress who loves anal and has a history of making tons of lesbian porn.

NSFW LINK AT ALL:
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Thank you for reminding me of that which the emotionally-protective part of my brain had erased.

I'll be boiling my eyes now.

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Came for to this. thank you

Yeah, we know you did

Damn, they have found me out.

A_Glass_Of_Pink: My Neighbor is a 67 year old College Professor.

He runs Marathons.

He eats a Mediteranean Diet

His BMI is 18.

Wife is pregnant with their second child ( they have a 2 year old )

* (third wife - 29 )

Under 18 BMI is underweight. So he sucks.

Subby's just jealous that someone is getting laid who isn't him.

StanTheMan: phlegmmo:
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Aw, poor Ed. Still in prison.

It's actually disturbing to see how many defenders that guy has, on that channel and elsewhere. Molesting kids is apparently not deserving of prison if you make funny videos.

I would love to be in blissful couplehood in my old age and be active.

For those of you currently celibate, I find after the 2nd or 3rd year, it gets easier.

FerneJohn: StanTheMan: phlegmmo:
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Aw, poor Ed. Still in prison.

It's actually disturbing to see how many defenders that guy has, on that channel and elsewhere. Molesting kids is apparently not deserving of prison if you make funny videos.

Far be it from me to defend molesters, but what he did happened like 25 years ago and he did his time. He went to prison for five years for having a computer and posting funny videos of himself singing and playing with his dogs, a probation violation for having a computer, something not even remotely related to his original offense. Seems innocent to me, or why the hell would he post videos of his face?!!?. I doubt he even knew he was risking his probation doing it. Not so much as an allegation of actual molestation. You think it's fair to send an elderly guy to prison for five years under these circs? A now harmless, sad old guy posting videos, rotting away from cancer in prison at taxpayer expense.

So yeah, the "defending a child molester" isn't exactly the nuanced position here.

My mother was living with her boyfriend when she was well into her 70's. It's really none of my concern.

Jackman5150: Disturbing? Are you sure?

Holy moley! I most certainly would sign up for her newsletter!

frostus: Jackman5150: Disturbing? Are you sure?

Holy moley! I most certainly would sign up for her newsletter!

not as much a letter as the whole farking alphabet.

"Survey says sexual activity in seniors generates happier lives, more disturbing images"

I currently have images from the "greenlit shower thread" (just above this one).

/Nightmares, I tell you.

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Annabel, age 87, wandered into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"

She asks "What?"

He replies "SEX!!!"

Annabel exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"

"I know", Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while."

"Well, I can oblige", says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

They agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard's manhood.

Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K. She walked around the home until she found him sitting by the pool with Sarah, who was holding Howard's manhood!

Furious, Annabel yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don't have?"

Howard smiled and replied "Parkinson's!"

zepher: Older women can be awesome in the sack.
I've had more than one fark the daylights out of me.

Married one :)

People wonder why I would marry a woman 18 years older than me. There are MANY advantages to it....this is just one of them....and a BIG one.
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Older women LOVE to fark...and they actually know what they are doing.