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Mugato

2011-11-22 05:09:30 PM

And Batman mostly comes out at night. Mostly.

miss diminutive

2011-11-22 05:22:57 PM

Vertical stairs? Rooms with no visible entry or exit points? Batman sounds like a moron.

unlikely

2011-11-22 05:26:18 PM

miss diminutive: Vertical stairs? Rooms with no visible entry or exit points? Batman sounds like a moron.

That would have seemed nonsensical to me too before I started playing Minecraft.

Fear the Clam

2011-11-22 06:45:16 PM

miss diminutive: Vertical stairs? Rooms with no visible entry or exit points? Batman sounds like a moron.

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Nick Nostril

2011-11-22 06:47:10 PM

Did someone shove dried bread and vegetables up his ass? Yeah, didn't think so.

/subby is wrong

Thanks for the Meme-ries

2011-11-22 06:48:38 PM

oblig.

/Thanksgiving, Xmas, whatever....

//They're becoming one holiday anyways...

bukketmaster

2011-11-22 07:04:04 PM

Mugato: And Batman mostly comes out at night. Mostly.

/done in one

LoneWolf343

2011-11-22 07:05:21 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 228x221]

oblig.

/Thanksgiving, Xmas, whatever....

//They're becoming one holiday anyways...

Came for this.

buckler

2011-11-22 07:06:16 PM

The color registration on that first panel is terrible.

No Such Agency

2011-11-22 07:06:26 PM

LOL, racist old comics are funny. Also, there's a reason why, despite Frank Miller being a bit of a douche/hack/whatever, his version of Batman became so wildly popular. Prior to that, the "Dark Knight" was really, really hokey for a long long time.

legion_of_doo

2011-11-22 07:06:42 PM

Fire Bettman.

buckler

2011-11-22 07:07:32 PM

miss diminutive: [www.blogcdn.com image 450x443]

Vertical stairs? Rooms with no visible entry or exit points? Batman sounds like a moron.

It's nice to see that he has an Interocitor down on the lower-right, though.

Impasse

2011-11-22 07:08:33 PM

buckler: miss diminutive: [www.blogcdn.com image 450x443]

Vertical stairs? Rooms with no visible entry or exit points? Batman sounds like a moron.

It's nice to see that he has an Interocitor down on the lower-right, though.

I use mine to make hot chocolate.

LucklessWonder

2011-11-22 07:08:35 PM

No Such Agency: LOL, racist old comics are funny. Also, there's a reason why, despite Frank Miller being a bit of a douche/hack/whatever, his version of Batman became so wildly popular. Prior to that, the "Dark Knight" was really, really hokey for a long long time.

Denny O'Neill and Neal Adams had undone a lot of that hokiness before Miller

/Year One's better than DKR

Ed Grubermann

2011-11-22 07:08:48 PM

I think Spike had a worse Thanksgiving. Hungry, tied to a chair, and an arrow through the calf.

buckler

2011-11-22 07:20:37 PM

If he had access to a time machine, why didn't he just go back and prevent his parents from being murdered?

Perducci

2011-11-22 07:21:16 PM

Impasse: buckler: miss diminutive: [www.blogcdn.com image 450x443]

Vertical stairs? Rooms with no visible entry or exit points? Batman sounds like a moron.

It's nice to see that he has an Interocitor down on the lower-right, though.

I use mine to make hot chocolate.

It's magnetic!

buckler

2011-11-22 07:23:13 PM

Perducci: Impasse: buckler: miss diminutive: [www.blogcdn.com image 450x443]

Vertical stairs? Rooms with no visible entry or exit points? Batman sounds like a moron.

It's nice to see that he has an Interocitor down on the lower-right, though.

I use mine to make hot chocolate.

It's magnetic!

You're staring at my forehead, aren't you?

Impasse

2011-11-22 07:25:22 PM

buckler: Perducci: Impasse: buckler: miss diminutive: [www.blogcdn.com image 450x443]

Vertical stairs? Rooms with no visible entry or exit points? Batman sounds like a moron.

It's nice to see that he has an Interocitor down on the lower-right, though.

I use mine to make hot chocolate.

It's magnetic!

You're staring at my forehead, aren't you?

Eww, it's Michale Stipe's head!

No Such Agency

2011-11-22 07:29:21 PM

LucklessWonder:
/Year One's better than DKR

Hmm, I can't disagree with that, though I did like the fight with Superman and angry old anarchist Green Arrow. And I think I'm the only person who actually liked the girl Robin.

LucklessWonder

2011-11-22 07:32:40 PM

No Such Agency: LucklessWonder:
/Year One's better than DKR

Hmm, I can't disagree with that, though I did like the fight with Superman and angry old anarchist Green Arrow. And I think I'm the only person who actually liked the girl Robin.

What? Everyone likes Carrie Kelly in my experience.

HeartBurnKid

2011-11-22 07:34:40 PM

Jgok

2011-11-22 07:34:59 PM

Ed Grubermann: I think Spike had a worse Thanksgiving. Hungry, tied to a chair, and an arrow through the calf.

At least he got a cookie at the end.

Colin O'Scopy

2011-11-22 07:38:35 PM

TL:DR

Cagey B

2011-11-22 07:39:50 PM

Was it pants-pissingly terrible?

Oznog

2011-11-22 07:46:57 PM

miss diminutive: [www.blogcdn.com image 450x443]

Vertical stairs? Rooms with no visible entry or exit points? Batman sounds like a moron.

Curious that the cave formed with vertical walls and flat ceilings and floors. That's one for your geology studies right there.

I'm sure it's not rectangular when viewed from above, though. That would be TOO weird!

Mr. Potatoass

2011-11-22 07:48:38 PM

Nick Nostril: Did someone shove dried bread and vegetables up his ass? Yeah, didn't think so.

/subby is wrong

I remember my first Thanksgiving at Golden Corral....

Oznog

2011-11-22 07:50:17 PM

A house with a secret cave where I can go with my youthful ward, to carry out activities that the rest of the world would never- COULD never- understand?

What's the asking price?

buckler

2011-11-22 07:52:11 PM

Mr. Potatoass: Nick Nostril: Did someone shove dried bread and vegetables up his ass? Yeah, didn't think so.

/subby is wrong

I remember my first Thanksgiving at Golden Corral....

I read that as "fist Thanksgiving." It made so much more sense.

Sticky Hands

2011-11-22 08:04:28 PM

Oznog: miss diminutive: [www.blogcdn.com image 450x443]

Vertical stairs? Rooms with no visible entry or exit points? Batman sounds like a moron.

Curious that the cave formed with vertical walls and flat ceilings and floors. That's one for your geology studies right there.

I'm sure it's not rectangular when viewed from above, though. That would be TOO weird!

I've played enough dungeon crawl games to know that not only do caves often from like this, they usually do so in 10' increments.

Cerebral Knievel

2011-11-22 08:10:38 PM

Was the author of that article trying out for a job at cracked.com? I was looking for the page 2 link when I got to the end of it

VaportrailFilms

2011-11-22 08:17:52 PM

There are worse Thanksgivings.
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Tax Boy

2011-11-22 08:21:50 PM

MrCheeks

2011-11-22 08:31:04 PM

Impasse: buckler: Perducci: Impasse: buckler: miss diminutive: [www.blogcdn.com image 450x443]

Vertical stairs? Rooms with no visible entry or exit points? Batman sounds like a moron.

It's nice to see that he has an Interocitor down on the lower-right, though.

I use mine to make hot chocolate.

It's magnetic!

You're staring at my forehead, aren't you?

Eww, it's Michale Stipe's head!

What kind of shiathole batcave is this?!

Frank N Stein

2011-11-22 08:38:18 PM

My mom died on thanksgiving

/true story :(

bukketmaster

2011-11-22 08:41:35 PM

/she don't shiv

mjjt

2011-11-22 10:30:52 PM

Could be "I couldn't be any happier if I was gay" Batman

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mjjt

2011-11-22 10:39:30 PM

blackmtnmantheonly

2011-11-22 11:51:55 PM

Batman and Robin are ghey.

NutWrench

2011-11-23 12:02:47 AM

No one can eat a hotdog like Batman!

rocky_howard

2011-11-23 12:22:43 AM

miss diminutive: [www.blogcdn.com image 450x443]

Vertical stairs? Rooms with no visible entry or exit points? Batman sounds like a moron.

Yeah, because a single transversal cut of a building/construction shows all of its features...

And Batman is the moron...

*facepalm*

R.P.M.

2011-11-23 02:05:25 AM

LucklessWonder: No Such Agency: LucklessWonder:
/Year One's better than DKR

Hmm, I can't disagree with that, though I did like the fight with Superman and angry old anarchist Green Arrow. And I think I'm the only person who actually liked the girl Robin.

What? Everyone likes Carrie Kelly in my experience.

i don't disagree, but i remember people upset at a Batman going after a young girl in DKSA, made me laugh that "going after young boy (as parodied all the time)?" funny! "going after younger girl"? bad! i think Sandusky was behind it...i know there's an easy joke there

DKSA was better on the second read years later.

Kevin72

2011-11-23 02:36:25 AM

blackmtnmantheonly: Batman and Robin are ghey.

Citation needed.

Brainsick

2011-11-23 06:10:01 AM

buckler: If he had access to a time machine, why didn't he just go back and prevent his parents from being murdered?

Uhhh...because if he did that he wouldn't exist anymore to do that.

/and I don't know about "teh gay" or not, but Batman is, apparently, quite the talented painter:
www.littlestuffedbull.com

Disposable Rob

2011-11-23 08:36:57 AM

Cerebral Knievel: Was the author of that article trying out for a job at cracked.com? I was looking for the page 2 link when I got to the end of it

The author is a former Cracked.com writer, actually.

Tax Boy

2011-11-23 11:19:38 AM

Brainsick: I don't know about "teh gay" or not, but Batman is, apparently, quite the talented painter

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