He hit the cop cars with a skateboard, not a corvette.

DeadGeek: He hit the cop cars with a skateboard, not a corvette.

Even worse, he has a ghetto small penis.

I feel like there is a whole mess of stuff missing from this story. Like why he started hitting the cop cars. Other than the penis joke, which didn't work. I mean, am I being TOO mature here, or is the word penis not in and of itself a joke?

I'm sure tfa omitted quite a few facts, such as the size of his penis.

Must be that Lt. PIke from the OWS... Needed backup to subdue a 20-ish year old kid with a skateboard.


/Surprised he didn't pepper-spray him due to his dangerous behaviour...

Lol skateboarder rage! I wonder what's wrong with him...

I got a small dick and I don't care :D

Colin O'Scopy: Must be that Lt. PIke from the OWS... Needed backup to subdue a 20-ish year old kid with a skateboard.


/Surprised he didn't pepper-spray him due to his dangerous behaviour...

came here to write this...leaving pepper-sprayed.

"The officer greeted the suspect, and then police said Risberg suddenly..."

Greeting the kid with "Skateboarding is a crime!" was probably not wise in this instance.

considering this is a police account of what happened you can assume it is mostly fiction.

Must've been a white kid, especially since it took place in Brookline. If this had taken place in Roxbury or Dorchester, the cops probably would have shot him dead.

Know how I know he's white?

/the word "Tazer" doesn't appear in the article.

In this post OWS world isn't smashing a cop car with your skateboard usually a taserin'?

I thought that was what we were all doing here.

seadoo2006: I'd say he actually had some serious brass balls to fark up not just one OCCUPIED cop cruiser

Brass balls, indeed. As balls go, they were the top 1% even.

dlewis6: I feel like there is a whole mess of stuff missing from this story. Like why he started hitting the cop cars. Other than the penis joke, which didn't work. I mean, am I being TOO mature here, or is the word penis not in and of itself a joke?

I, too, believe there's a lot more to this than someone just going off on the police cars since there were not 101 drug charges involved.. more like the police were being their normal idiot, harassing hard-asses and the guy THEN went off.

As for "penis" being a joke.. this is fark; there are many posts that consist of only that single word.

skinink: Must've been a white kid, especially since it took place in Brookline. If this had taken place in Roxbury or Dorchester, the cops probably would have shot him dead.

That's racist!

Spirit Hammer: Know how I know he's white?

/the word "Tazer" doesn't appear in the article.

Black people skateboard? What a bizarre world we live in.

Colin O'Scopy: Must be that Lt. PIke from the OWS... Needed backup to subdue a 20-ish year old kid with a skateboard.


/Surprised he didn't pepper-spray him due to his dangerous behaviour...

Considering he was swinging around which could do significant damage if it connected with a person, a tazering would have been more appropriate.

seadoo2006: [www.irdial.com image 239x181]

I'd say he actually had some serious brass balls to fark up not just one OCCUPIED cop cruiser, but a second that came to assist. That's some weapons grade stupid right there, but I admire his tenacity.

How many people here would honestly have the balls to fark up a couple cop cars with the cops IN THEM?

So, weapons grade stupid and having balls are synonymous now?

theknuckler_33: seadoo2006: [www.irdial.com image 239x181]

I'd say he actually had some serious brass balls to fark up not just one OCCUPIED cop cruiser, but a second that came to assist. That's some weapons grade stupid right there, but I admire his tenacity.

How many people here would honestly have the balls to fark up a couple cop cars with the cops IN THEM?

So, weapons grade stupid and having balls are synonymous now?

No, but you can combine them in one glorious action, like this. Another example would be the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona ...

seadoo2006: theknuckler_33: seadoo2006: [www.irdial.com image 239x181]

I'd say he actually had some serious brass balls to fark up not just one OCCUPIED cop cruiser, but a second that came to assist. That's some weapons grade stupid right there, but I admire his tenacity.

How many people here would honestly have the balls to fark up a couple cop cars with the cops IN THEM?

So, weapons grade stupid and having balls are synonymous now?

No, but you can combine them in one glorious action, like this. Another example would be the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona ...

Or chasing that huge cheese wheel down that really steep hill in the UK somewhere?

Howard Stern made millions off of doing that.

TheMega:
As for "penis" being a joke.. this is fark; there are many posts that consist of only that single word.


In other news, I lost the head to my Mutt Williams action figure today.

theknuckler_33: So, weapons grade stupid and having balls are synonymous now?

Same as it ever was.

stupid headline is stupid.

"Ayyyyyyyyeeeeee!"

/penis

gunther_bumpass: TheMega:
As for "penis" being a joke.. this is fark; there are many posts that consist of only that single word.


In other news, I lost the head to my Mutt Williams action figure today.

Kinda looks like you dressed up a modified wooden toilet roll holder.

The officer greeted the suspect ...

Yeah. What Headso said. I'm guessing that whatever the above statement really entailed, that's where it all started going downhill.

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: gunther_bumpass: TheMega:
As for "penis" being a joke.. this is fark; there are many posts that consist of only that single word.


In other news, I lost the head to my Mutt Williams action figure today.

Kinda looks like you dressed up a modified wooden toilet roll holder.

Wow, just... Never MIND.

FTFA: Risberg wearing a backpack and carrying a skateboard. The officer greeted the suspect,

cool, so wearing a backpack and carrying a skateboard automatically makes you a "suspect".

JudgeMuttonChops: FTFA: Risberg wearing a backpack and carrying a skateboard. The officer greeted the suspect,

cool, so wearing a backpack and carrying a skateboard automatically makes you a "suspect".

In my 'hood it does

seadoo2006: [www.irdial.com image 239x181]

I'd say he actually had some serious brass balls to fark up not just one OCCUPIED cop cruiser, but a second that came to assist. That's some weapons grade stupid right there, but I admire his tenacity.

You too, huh?


How many people here would honestly have the balls to fark up a couple cop cars with the cops IN THEM?

Don't look at me, my penis is MEDIUM-sized. And mom wouldn't lie!

theknuckler_33: seadoo2006: [www.irdial.com image 239x181]

I'd say he actually had some serious brass balls to fark up not just one OCCUPIED cop cruiser, but a second that came to assist. That's some weapons grade stupid right there, but I admire his tenacity.

How many people here would honestly have the balls to fark up a couple cop cars with the cops IN THEM?

So, weapons grade stupid and having balls are synonymous now?

No but do they often go together.

Take the western front in World War 1, e.g.: for the Brits & French "courage" consisted of jumping out of your wet skanky bloody pissy trenches with a bolt-action rifle and running straight for a German line of machine gun emplacements. I'd rather shoot myself in the foot AND take a deep huff of mustard gas than do that, and I'm brave enough to Fark around here behind 0 proxies.

I don't see what this has to do with a SUV or big pickup truck.