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(Talking Points Memo)   Michele Bachmann's intro song on Jimmy Fallon: "Lyin' Ass biatch"   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 280
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2011-11-22 04:54:22 PM

WellBelowAverage: skinink: But I guess conservatives/Fox News had no problem with Joe Wilson calling Obama a liar in the middle of Obama's nationally televised address?
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Should he have done it? No, show some respect for the office.

Granted it was rude but ultimately turned out to be true.


No it didn't.
 
2011-11-22 04:54:24 PM
I LOLed. Anything that gets more Fishbone on the air is a good thing.

//Bachmann is a nutjob.
//HPV vaccine causes mental retardation? If the biatch lies...
 
2011-11-22 04:54:54 PM

WellBelowAverage: Bloody William: WellBelowAverage: I agree, and as a proponent of lowering the age of consent in every state and repealing all zoophilia (unfairly labeled as cruelty to animals) statutes I am with you.

Is it against Fark policy to choke people? Because I swear to dog I will choke you.

Dang...I forgot about repealing all statutes against incest.
Intolerance of the highest order and it must go.


Wait, that wasn't a furry joke? You're just trolling me with the tired sexual slippery slope shat out by most homophobes with no regards for informed consent? Very well, then.
 
2011-11-22 04:55:16 PM
Bachmann deserves little other than mocking derision.
 
2011-11-22 04:55:19 PM

ManRay: Any politician is fair game then. The next time one walks out on Fallon something appropriate should be played. No one should get a pass if that's how it's going to be.


Have you never seen a episode of The Late Show with David Letterman? (I hear that it's a long-running, and heavily-watched show.)

They do this All The Time. No exceptions, no slack for liberals.

Desitin is in Aisle 4, ya big baby.
 
2011-11-22 04:57:34 PM

lehmac: Comedy isnt farking fairpretty.


ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2011-11-22 04:58:33 PM

gshepnyc: Bachmann deserves little other than mocking derision.


this

1) Bachmann is a pathological liar. We're not talking occasional gaffes (although she has plenty of those to be sure). We're talking out and out fabrications. Check her "autobiography" for the lulz.
2) she foists incorrect historical information to support her half assed positions (the constitutional theocracy meme is particularly cringe worthy)
3) she openly promotes and engages in hate speech directed toward homosexuals.

She deserves every face blasting coming to her and fark anyone trying to equivocate about what a mean spirited, ignorant despicable person she is.
 
2011-11-22 04:58:47 PM

MeinRS6: BSABSVR: MeinRS6: lehmac: MeinRS6: jason1138: it just makes Fallon and company look rude and cowardly

Yep.

I dont know how yall fark around on Fark with such sensitive buttholes.

I'm not crying about it or anything. On the importance meter this doesn't even register, but I still agree with Jason that it was rude and cowardly. Fallon invited her onto his show. It's poor form.

You totally don't care, you just keep commenting on it.

Sorry if my previous one word post seemed to demonstrate an intense interest. I guess this third post means that I truly care and want to marry Bachmann and have her babies.


Most people who don't care skip the thread. You're now at 3 comments on something that allegedly doesn't even register. Either you are a super fast typist with literally nothing to do, or you're being dishonest.
 
2011-11-22 04:58:54 PM

Bloody William: downpaymentblues: Are you okay with Michelle Obama being booed? Why is this okay but the booing wrong?

Frankly, for me it's because I'm much less sympathetic from overbearing women in politics moralizing about how we should all be Christians and homosexuality and abortion are evil than I am from overbearing women in politics trying to get our kids to eat more vegetables.

Is it unfair? Probably. But I'm farking sick of playing nice with people who clearly and explicitly hate me and my friends for not what we do or say, but what we believe and how we live.


This
 
2011-11-22 04:58:55 PM

WellBelowAverage: Bloody William: WellBelowAverage: I agree, and as a proponent of lowering the age of consent in every state and repealing all zoophilia (unfairly labeled as cruelty to animals) statutes I am with you.

Is it against Fark policy to choke people? Because I swear to dog I will choke you.

Dang...I forgot about repealing all statutes against incest.
Intolerance of the highest order and it must go.


Just one more thing.

Thanatophilia (a.k.a. necrophilia) I am tired of the reactionary intolerance against what we believe and how we live. We deserve our rights!
 
2011-11-22 04:59:57 PM

downpaymentblues: cameroncrazy1984: jason1138: i totally disagree with Bachman on most issues and would not vote for her but i think stuff like this is childish. Why invite someone on your show only to mock them in a way that they won't find out about until they're finished with the appearance?

Because it's hilarious and you have a giant stick up your ass.

Are you okay with Michelle Obama being booed? Why is this okay but the booing wrong?


You weren't asking me but, yeah I'm ok with it. First Amendment and all that. Besides she's a public figure.
 
2011-11-22 05:00:55 PM
This kind of condescending sophomoric bullshiat giggly teenage humor calls for the next time an Obama thread gets started subby will have no grounds to object to Patti Smiths Rock and Roll nubian as the musical theme.
 
2011-11-22 05:02:28 PM

Bloody William: WellBelowAverage: Bloody William: WellBelowAverage: I agree, and as a proponent of lowering the age of consent in every state and repealing all zoophilia (unfairly labeled as cruelty to animals) statutes I am with you.

Is it against Fark policy to choke people? Because I swear to dog I will choke you.

Dang...I forgot about repealing all statutes against incest.
Intolerance of the highest order and it must go.

Wait, that wasn't a furry joke? You're just trolling me with the tired sexual slippery slope shat out by most homophobes with no regards for informed consent? Very well, then.


Informed consent?
Why are you trying to impose your morality on me and the ones that I love?
 
2011-11-22 05:03:22 PM

Clemkadidlefark: This kind of condescending sophomoric bullshiat giggly teenage humor calls for the next time an Obama thread gets started subby will have no grounds to object to Patti Smiths Rock and Roll nubian as the musical theme.


yeah cause that's totally the same. Nice attempt but poor delivery. Way too predictable. 4/10
 
2011-11-22 05:04:45 PM
If you're gonna mock someone, nut up and mock them to their face.
 
2011-11-22 05:07:19 PM
I am as liberal as they come, hate Bachman, and like The Roots, and I think this was pretty douchey. I mean I'm not going to lose any sleep over it, but it was a dick move.
 
2011-11-22 05:08:03 PM
GOP, you've had years to find your shining star to beat Obama. You couldn't even pull that off. If anything, you managed to find a turd circle of candidates with absolutely no crossover appeal.

/do you folks see that?
 
2011-11-22 05:08:10 PM
Don't you think she looks tired?
 
2011-11-22 05:09:07 PM

Edsel: Not very civil of them. Pretty farking funny though. And it is clear that she's a liar. Possibly a biatch too.


Are you a liar if everything you absolutely believe in is fabricated? Maybe Bachmann believes that if she prays hard enough, vaccines will cause autism and gas prices will go down to $2. You might say to yourself, "why, only a six-year-old could be so naive!" And yet...
 
2011-11-22 05:09:45 PM

Bloody William: WellBelowAverage: I agree, and as a proponent of lowering the age of consent in every state and repealing all zoophilia (unfairly labeled as cruelty to animals) statutes I am with you.

Is it against Fark policy to choke people? Because I swear to dog I will choke you.


Whoa....choking?

Geez, at least buy me dinner first.

Tell me you love me or at least like me, then we can get to the chokin!
 
2011-11-22 05:10:10 PM

cameroncrazy1984: MeinRS6: jason1138: it just makes Fallon and company look rude and cowardly

Yep.

Cry more why don't you. Jimmy Fallon is a comedian, not some Pulitzer prize-winning journalist.


Nor is he an internet dentist turned lawyer.
 
2011-11-22 05:10:38 PM
www.brooklynvegan.com


...That is all.
 
2011-11-22 05:11:47 PM

2wolves: cameroncrazy1984: MeinRS6: jason1138: it just makes Fallon and company look rude and cowardly

Yep.

Cry more why don't you. Jimmy Fallon is a comedian, not some Pulitzer prize-winning journalist.

Nor is he an internet dentist turned lawyer.


That's a thing?
 
2011-11-22 05:12:01 PM

BSABSVR: I have to agree with what_now that this is going to allow her to claim victim status.


A GOP candidate playing the victim? I'm shocked!
 
2011-11-22 05:13:06 PM

WellBelowAverage: 2wolves: cameroncrazy1984: MeinRS6: jason1138: it just makes Fallon and company look rude and cowardly

Yep.

Cry more why don't you. Jimmy Fallon is a comedian, not some Pulitzer prize-winning journalist.

Nor is he an internet dentist turned lawyer.

That's a thing?


Like 1990 and Ben Gleck it's something some folks have been talking about.
 
2011-11-22 05:13:29 PM
What a Lyin' Ass biatch really looks like:

topnews.in
 
2011-11-22 05:14:36 PM

downpaymentblues: cameroncrazy1984: MeinRS6: jason1138: it just makes Fallon and company look rude and cowardly

Yep.

Cry more why don't you. Jimmy Fallon is a comedian, not some Pulitzer prize-winning journalist.

I see you didn't watch the interview either. If he want to joke about her, why didn't he to her face instead of being sneaky?


Um, I am guessing you are a Republican. I am also guessing you don't find Fallon at all funny.

Fallon happens to be one of those comedians that you actually have to have an inkling of intellect to get most of his humor. The band playing that song fits perfectly in with his normal standup.
 
2011-11-22 05:14:41 PM

BSABSVR: Most people who don't care skip the thread. You're now at 3 comments on something that allegedly doesn't even register. Either you are a super fast typist with literally nothing to do, or you're being dishonest.


Oh, no. You've caught me using your clever # of posts : caring ratio. And to think I almost got away with it. Thank God for great minds like you and Cameron. I've also posted on a thread with Kardashian content before, which obviously means whatever you tell me it means.

So now that I've been busted, I'll go ahead and come clean and say that if someone had introduced a portable cold fusion device today that could produce energy from anything, the Fallon/Bachmann story would have still been more important. That's how important this story really is and that's why I now have 4 posts on the thread. You guys are just too smart for me.
 
2011-11-22 05:14:57 PM
Jake Steed:

Nice canoe. Very nice.
 
2011-11-22 05:15:55 PM

Irving Maimway: I LOLed. Anything that gets more Fishbone on the air is a good thing.


Obviously there's a lot of controversy about whether this was in poor taste or a cheap shot.

But this right here is the one thing I think we can all agree on.
 
2011-11-22 05:17:57 PM

2wolves: WellBelowAverage: 2wolves: cameroncrazy1984: MeinRS6: jason1138: it just makes Fallon and company look rude and cowardly

Yep.

Cry more why don't you. Jimmy Fallon is a comedian, not some Pulitzer prize-winning journalist.

Nor is he an internet dentist turned lawyer.

That's a thing?

Like 1990 and Ben Gleck it's something some folks have been talking about.


Some folks have also been discussing what an idiot a certain person is.
 
2011-11-22 05:18:03 PM
I think we need a "rude, disrespectful asshole" tag, but it might be hard to fit. Fallon's ass should have been fired over this, much like Hank Williams Jr.

And yeah, I'm going with the tax lawyer's IQ over Jimmy Fallon's, as well of most of you smirky little libs.
 
2011-11-22 05:18:13 PM
WellBelowAverage: WellBelowAverage: Bloody William: WellBelowAverage: I agree, and as a proponent of lowering the age of consent in every state and repealing all zoophilia (unfairly labeled as cruelty to animals) statutes I am with you.

Is it against Fark policy to choke people? Because I swear to dog I will choke you.

Dang...I forgot about repealing all statutes against incest.
Intolerance of the highest order and it must go.

Just one more thing.

Thanatophilia (a.k.a. necrophilia) I am tired of the reactionary intolerance against what we believe and how we live. We deserve our rights!



Ah, the slippery slope argument! What a sad, stupid, hateful person you've become. Not satisfied by being merely an ignorant person of the land, you have reached out to the wide world to spew your intolerance on as many people as possible. We get the message! It's not funny! Not worth repeating! Please, crawl back under your bridge or into your cave/bomb-shelter or practice the ultimate conservatism and just slither back up your mother's rotten, frozen womb. Maybe that dark fantasy of yours is what you're alluding to here. Sick.
 
2011-11-22 05:18:33 PM
They were silly for admitting it was intentional.

They should have said "The songs we choose to play are often random. If Bachmann supporters believe she's _not_ a Lyin' Ass biatch, then they should not assume this was intentional."
 
2011-11-22 05:18:43 PM

downpaymentblues: Bloody William: downpaymentblues: Are you okay with Michelle Obama being booed? Why is this okay but the booing wrong?

Frankly, for me it's because I'm much less sympathetic from overbearing women in politics moralizing about how we should all be Christians and homosexuality and abortion are evil than I am from overbearing women in politics trying to get our kids to eat more vegetables.

Is it unfair? Probably. But I'm farking sick of playing nice with people who clearly and explicitly hate me and my friends for not what we do or say, but what we believe and how we live.


Again I ask: why be childish and sneaky then? Why not do it to her face? He was nothing but polite and easy on her in the interview. Pretty shameful in my opinion.


It's a COMEDY show. Not Nightline. You go on a comedy show and there is a good chance you might be made fun of. Especially if you are a controversial person.
 
2011-11-22 05:21:08 PM

StanTheMan: I think we need a "rude, disrespectful asshole" tag, but it might be hard to fit. Fallon's ass should have been fired over this, much like Hank Williams Jr.

And yeah, I'm going with the tax lawyer's IQ over Jimmy Fallon's, as well of most of you smirky little libs.


Why on earth would you fire a comedian for being topical and hilarious?
 
2011-11-22 05:21:11 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Best. EP. Evar.

Okay, maybe an exaggeration, but every song on that 6-track EP is pure awesome.
 
2011-11-22 05:21:40 PM
Johnny Fallon sucks and so does Melissa Bachmann. Damn them to Hell. Damn them both to Hell.
 
2011-11-22 05:21:46 PM

MeinRS6: 2wolves: WellBelowAverage: 2wolves: cameroncrazy1984: MeinRS6: jason1138: it just makes Fallon and company look rude and cowardly

Yep.

Cry more why don't you. Jimmy Fallon is a comedian, not some Pulitzer prize-winning journalist.

Nor is he an internet dentist turned lawyer.

That's a thing?

Like 1990 and Ben Gleck it's something some folks have been talking about.

Some folks have also been discussing what an idiot a certain person is.


You?
 
2011-11-22 05:21:58 PM
The real "ass biatch" is her husband.
 
2011-11-22 05:22:36 PM

brukmann: WellBelowAverage: WellBelowAverage: Bloody William: WellBelowAverage: I agree, and as a proponent of lowering the age of consent in every state and repealing all zoophilia (unfairly labeled as cruelty to animals) statutes I am with you.

Is it against Fark policy to choke people? Because I swear to dog I will choke you.

Dang...I forgot about repealing all statutes against incest.
Intolerance of the highest order and it must go.

Just one more thing.

Thanatophilia (a.k.a. necrophilia) I am tired of the reactionary intolerance against what we believe and how we live. We deserve our rights!


Ah, the slippery slope argument! What a sad, stupid, hateful person you've become. Not satisfied by being merely an ignorant person of the land, you have reached out to the wide world to spew your intolerance on as many people as possible. We get the message! It's not funny! Not worth repeating! Please, crawl back under your bridge or into your cave/bomb-shelter or practice the ultimate conservatism and just slither back up your mother's rotten, frozen womb. Maybe that dark fantasy of yours is what you're alluding to here. Sick.


Wow, that's pretty judgmental.

I'm the one arguing for acceptance and tolerance.

You're the one trying to deny the rights of people and beings that love each other.
 
2011-11-22 05:22:46 PM

Ed Finnerty: Johnny Fallon sucks and so does Melissa Bachmann. Damn them to Hell. Damn them both to Hell.


Is that Michele's sister?
 
2011-11-22 05:25:11 PM

DarwiOdrade: BSABSVR: I have to agree with what_now that this is going to allow her to claim victim status.

A GOP candidate playing the victim? I'm shocked!


Hell, that was probably half the reason she went on Jimmy Fallon. if it wasn't the intro, it would have been a question. Or lack of a question. Or Fallon's body language. Or the outro. I'm sure that the michellebachmann.com webmaster had a "TELL ?UESTLOVE THAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE GET TO DECIDE WHO IS PRESIDENT" banner ad all ready to go.
 
2011-11-22 05:25:29 PM

Ed Finnerty: Johnny Fallon sucks and so does Melissa Bachmann.


Which one is better at it?
 
2011-11-22 05:26:54 PM

MeinRS6: So now that I've been busted, I'll go ahead and come clean and say that if someone had introduced a portable cold fusion device today that could produce energy from anything, the Fallon/Bachmann story would have still been more important. That's how important this story really is and that's why I now have 4 posts on the thread. You guys are just too smart for me.


You really need to learn to compare things meaningfully.
 
2011-11-22 05:27:38 PM

StanTheMan: And yeah, I'm going with the tax lawyer's IQ over Jimmy Fallon's, as well of most of you smirky little libs.


I notice you conveniently left out the "lyin" part.
 
2011-11-22 05:27:44 PM
WellBelowAverage:
I'm the one arguing for acceptance and tolerance.

You're the one trying to deny the rights of people and beings that love each other.



Animals and corpses are neither people nor beings, and neither have rights.

I feel silly telling you this. I'm sure you would have investigated the matter yourself.
 
2011-11-22 05:28:08 PM

WellBelowAverage: 2wolves: cameroncrazy1984: MeinRS6: jason1138: it just makes Fallon and company look rude and cowardly

Yep.

Cry more why don't you. Jimmy Fallon is a comedian, not some Pulitzer prize-winning journalist.

Nor is he an internet dentist turned lawyer.

That's a thing?


YA ORLY.
 
2011-11-22 05:29:10 PM

DarwiOdrade: Ed Finnerty: Johnny Fallon sucks and so does Melissa Bachmann.

Which one is better at it?


Johnny isn't exactly good but Melissa just tries to bite it off. So I guess I have to go with Johnny.
 
2011-11-22 05:29:46 PM

Ed Finnerty: DarwiOdrade: Ed Finnerty: Johnny Fallon sucks and so does Melissa Bachmann.

Which one is better at it?

Johnny isn't exactly good but Melissa just tries to bite it off. So I guess I have to go with Johnny.


WHO THE HELL IS MELISSA?
 
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