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22 Comments (+0 »)

Walker

2011-11-22 03:35:01 PM

Police received a call from Bob Ward and Sons Sporting Goods

Damn, I was hoping it happened at Dick's Sporting Goods.

Calmamity

2011-11-22 04:19:55 PM

If women would just laugh at men who do sh*t like that instead of acting shocked this wouldn't really be an issue any more.

"Ha ha! Behold my mighty phallus! Do you fear it's power?!"

*snert*

*zzzzip*

Bagelox-99

2011-11-22 04:34:51 PM

Kelly Kendal Toye was cited for misdemeanor indecent exposure.

Looks like he picked the wrong person to Toye with.

/sunglasses

miss diminutive

2011-11-22 04:47:49 PM

McGee noted that indecent exposure charges are relatively rare in Helena. Although many people believe being caught urinating in public can be charged as indecent exposure, that crime often results in a disorderly conduct charge, he added.

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Kazrath

2011-11-22 05:29:22 PM

So, the guy is trying to get his pants on. The chick comes over and is like "Is everything all right" and he doesn't have his pants all the way on yet and she see's his schlong? Or were they like cowboy pants and he had his dong hanging out the zipper and he was swirling it around like a lasso, slapping his arse like he is riding a horse, and yelling out Yahoo!!!

This article kinda sucks.

HaywoodJablonski

2011-11-22 05:32:39 PM

Walker: Police received a call from Bob Ward and Sons Sporting Goods

Damn, I was hoping it happened at Dick's Sporting Goods.

More like Sporting Woods, am I right?

dustygrimp

2011-11-22 05:34:14 PM

Toye exposes toy?

some.old.lady.

2011-11-22 05:35:26 PM

Calmamity: If women would just laugh at men who do sh*t like that instead of acting shocked this wouldn't really be an issue any more.

"Ha ha! Behold my mighty phallus! Do you fear it's power?!"

*snert*

*zzzzip*

.....

Sorry to contradict you, but when you deprive a perv of the thrill, he will increase the freakiness to ever-increasing levels in his quest for the ultimate high.

When the women ignore him, he will choose a more vulnerable target group who will, he hopes, react even more intensely.

I actually witnessed a cop trying to talk a woman out of making a statement/report against a guy who was exposing himself to kids in a park.

The cop knew the guy's history, knew the guy had been escalating his behavior. The cop just thought the mom/s were being "overly prissy" about the guy waving his dick in their kid's faces.

So, no, I don't think it's a good thing to just laugh off pervs.

Der Poopflinger

2011-11-22 05:46:40 PM

you have to wonder how many turn out with "happy endings"

faceballs

2011-11-22 06:03:35 PM

She was obviously asking for it.

MTFATBOY

2011-11-22 06:04:51 PM

If you'd ever been to bob ward's, and trust me, you don't want to, you'd whip out your junk just to get out of there faster.

Tergiversada

2011-11-22 06:25:45 PM

Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit him like a glove.

que.guero

2011-11-22 06:26:56 PM

In some cultures, that's how you say "Thank You."

baronvonzipper

2011-11-22 06:37:42 PM

This might help

Quigley_Wyatt

2011-11-22 06:43:26 PM

Sales clerk: "How are those new pants fitting you?" Exhibitionist customer: "Here's my penis." Clerk: "So, not too well then?"

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Nick Nostril

2011-11-22 06:45:29 PM

Too bad she couldn't have whipped up a nice projectile vomit and sprayed the dude.

/projectile vomiting is a lost art

gojirast

2011-11-22 07:34:09 PM

Once, when clothes shopping, I had a rather attractive nordic looking clerk in her late 30's who was very helpful. She was very disappointed sounding when I declined her suggestion that I try my selections on. I hate dressing rooms, I know my sizes, and I'm incredibly dense.

Nonetheless, I decided that I might check in on that particular store/department.

Imagine my surprise when I found out that she had been fired for being caught in flagrante delicto (sp?) with a customer in the fitting room.

/csb
//day late, dollar short, that's me
///probably avoided a life long relationship with powerful antibiotics though...

gojirast

2011-11-22 07:35:16 PM

Nonetheless, I decided that I might check in on that particular store/department again about a week later.

FTFM

Gothnet

2011-11-23 03:41:31 AM

Sure, lobster gets all the press, but hamster is the real delicacy.

/it's where ham comes from

Gothnet

2011-11-23 03:43:02 AM

Gothnet: Sure, lobster gets all the press, but hamster is the real delicacy.

/it's where ham comes from

Aww crap, wrong thread.
/facepalm

Profedius

2011-11-23 10:24:32 AM

Well If the ladies would just be like "Oh let me help you out with that." everyone would be much happier and the world would be so much nicer.