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(NFL) Cool Plaxico Burress excused from Jets practice to distribute turkeys. As long as he's not throwing them, I'll be all right with that   (nfl.com) divider line 15
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FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 03:22:59 PM
I think you should be more worried that he's shooting them, Subby.
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2011-11-22 04:43:40 PM
As long as he's not throwing them armed, I'll be all right with that

/ ^5s FNB
 
Flappyhead
2011-11-22 05:45:00 PM
Will he be using a helicopter?
 
jj325 [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 05:45:18 PM
Will he be dropping them out of a helicopter?
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 05:47:23 PM
FirstNationalBastard
veedeevadeevoodee
Flappyhead
jj325

Maybe he should shoot them from a helicopter?
 
Harv72b [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 05:53:06 PM
FirstNationalBastard: I think you should be more worried that he's shooting them, Subby.

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys were bulletproof.
 
CC
2011-11-22 05:54:26 PM
as god as my witness i thought turkeys could fly
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 05:56:11 PM
DON'T GIVE HIM ACCESS TO A HELICOPTER! O_O
 
Representative of the unwashed masses
2011-11-22 05:57:27 PM
As god as my witness I thought FARK would have original humour?

/Just trying to be cool.
 
Why Would I Read the Article
2011-11-22 05:57:37 PM
Has anyone made the helicopter comment yet? No? Oh well then, allow me to be the first.


HELICOPTER!
 
Harv72b [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 06:02:05 PM
Shoot, it's already outdated:

Link (new window)
 
mikaloyd
2011-11-22 10:07:41 PM
Its cool that he did charity work and cool that he came back a day early for his team. It sounds like Plaxico is trying to do all the right things. Gotta like it.
 
fatalvenom
2011-11-22 10:44:03 PM
mikaloyd: Its cool that he did charity work and cool that he came back a day early for his team. It sounds like Plaxico is trying to do all the right things. Gotta like it.


I must be drunk, I figured you'd be writing a song about him, tearing him apart.

/It's like I'm in Fark bizzaro-world
 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 11:20:08 PM
Why do you hate bowling?
 
DrHST
2011-11-23 01:52:45 PM
Mmmmm Bailey.
 
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