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(Uproxx) Weird The New York Times finally discovered planking. I now look forward to them discovering Tebowing around the time Tim Tebow finally masters the art of the forward pass   (uproxx.com) divider line 38
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2011-11-22 03:10:55 PM
Planking done right.

img205.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-22 03:22:31 PM
The New York Times finally discovered planking. I now look forward to them discovering Tebowing around the time Tim Tebow finally masters the art of the forward pass

So, never then?
 
2011-11-22 03:35:52 PM
But have they discovered Batmanning and Owling?
 
2011-11-22 04:04:42 PM
i.imgur.com
Envious of NY Times for their groundbreaking journalism.
 
2011-11-22 04:29:14 PM
The Olsen twins picture made me feel funny
 
2011-11-22 04:29:15 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: The New York Times finally discovered planking. I now look forward to them discovering Tebowing around the time Tim Tebow finally masters the art of the forward pass

So, never then?


Now, now. Tebow's completion percentage will skyrocket as soon as the Broncos figure out how to declare their Equipment Manager an eligible receiver.
 
2011-11-22 04:29:40 PM
Tebowing? What the...

/goes off to Google...
//works for the NY Times
 
2011-11-22 04:29:54 PM
around the time Tim Tebow finally masters the art of the forward pass

LOL, +1 subby.
 
2011-11-22 04:31:21 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: The New York Times finally discovered planking. I now look forward to them discovering Tebowing around the time Tim Tebow finally masters the art of the forward pass

So, never then?


Done in two.
 
2011-11-22 04:31:31 PM
So, Never?
 
2011-11-22 04:32:30 PM
Link (new window)
 
2011-11-22 04:34:57 PM
floppingout.com
 
2011-11-22 04:35:08 PM
I'd encourage any and all naysayers to come out to next year's open practice and compete for the position.
 
2011-11-22 04:36:47 PM
Walker: But have they discovered Batmanning and Owling?

Or Scarlettjohanssoning?
 
2011-11-22 04:36:58 PM
And I bet they broke the planking news in their print edition only.
 
2011-11-22 04:39:24 PM
not only has planking long been regulated to the ash-bin of meme history

"regulated"?
 
2011-11-22 04:41:02 PM
Tim Tebow: I'd encourage any and all naysayers to come out to next year's open practice and compete for the position.

There's going to be a Tebowing competition? Awesome!!!
 
2011-11-22 04:42:13 PM
Super Chronic: not only has planking long been regulated to the ash-bin of meme history

"regulated"?


SOCIALISM!!!
 
2011-11-22 04:45:45 PM
The difference between planking and Tebowing is that planking isn't a shallow, self-righteous douche move made for telling people that you think God is on your side in football.
 
2011-11-22 04:46:12 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Planking done right.

[img205.imageshack.us image 640x424]


Agreed. I would plank her.
 
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//would totally plank the girl above
 
2011-11-22 04:52:44 PM
///loves me some Tebow Sword-Chucking!
 
2011-11-22 04:54:46 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: The New York Times finally discovered planking. I now look forward to them discovering Tebowing around the time Tim Tebow finally masters the art of the forward pass

So, never then?


Dec 26, 2010
Houston Texans v. Denver Broncos
16/29 308 yards

Yeah, that dude can't pass.
 
2011-11-22 04:57:00 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Planking done right.

[img205.imageshack.us image 640x424]


Oh yeah, almost forgot. (new window)
 
2011-11-22 04:58:58 PM
Hey, New York Times. Hire me instead of your current crappy writers. FFS, they don't even know the word "relegated."
 
2011-11-22 04:59:12 PM
vodka: The Olsen twins picture made me feel funny

It was nice, but the Sasha Grey photo looked far better...
 
2011-11-22 05:01:31 PM
cClemkadidlefark: AdolfOliverPanties: The New York Times finally discovered planking. I now look forward to them discovering Tebowing around the time Tim Tebow finally masters the art of the forward pass

So, never then?

Dec 26, 2010
Houston Texans v. Denver Broncos
16/29 308 yards

Yeah, that dude can't pass.


Quoting offensive stats vs the 2010 Texans isn't saying anything. We had the worst defense in the NFL.
 
2011-11-22 05:02:24 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Planking done right.

Indeed. Not only cute and fit, but I'm pretty sure I know where this picture was taken!
 
2011-11-22 05:06:46 PM
Clemkadidlefark: Dec 26, 2010
Houston Texans v. Denver Broncos
16/29 308 yards

Yeah, that dude can't pass.


One game, and I bet a shiatload of those yards were run-after-catch yards.

Tebow has a lousy throwing motion, a slow windup, NO touch on the ball, and shiatty footwork.

Here are some stats: 21/29, 292 yds, 3 TDs

Who was that? Hall of famer Jim "Chris" Everett of the Los Angeles Rams.

And he actually had an arm.
 
2011-11-22 05:08:29 PM
Super Chronic
not only has planking long been regulated to the ash-bin of meme history
"regulated"?


The 4chan committee on meme management meets online every first and third Tuesday of the week.
 
2011-11-22 05:39:03 PM
Morpheses: Agreed. I would plank her.

I wonder if she's ever Scarlettjohanssoned.
 
2011-11-22 05:56:22 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-22 07:17:20 PM
Why all the hate??? I thought this was Fark, land of the tolerant, and home of the sarcastic...

I would figure liking Tebow would be right up everyone's alley. o.O

For real though, everyone who hates him is probably a non-religious whack job who hates winners...

And everyone who loves him is either a woefully delusional Broncos fan or a journalist/sports writer looking for easy click through...

/wait, wut?
 
2011-11-22 08:58:13 PM
Uzzah: AdolfOliverPanties: The New York Times finally discovered planking. I now look forward to them discovering Tebowing around the time Tim Tebow finally masters the art of the forward pass

So, never then?

Now, now. Tebow's completion percentage will skyrocket as soon as the Broncos figure out how to declare their Equipment Manager an eligible receiver.


I really shouldn't have laughed so hard at this.

/+1
 
2011-11-22 10:40:45 PM
Planking done right: Rosario Dawson, Jimmy Kimmel's desk. (video, new window)

/you're welcome...
 
2011-11-23 12:49:39 AM
what the cat dragged in: Planking done right: Rosario Dawson, Jimmy Kimmel's desk. (video, new window)

/you're welcome...


... for what?
 
2011-11-23 12:53:40 AM
AdolfOliverPanties: Clemkadidlefark: Dec 26, 2010
Houston Texans v. Denver Broncos
16/29 308 yards

Yeah, that dude can't pass.

One game, and I bet a shiatload of those yards were run-after-catch yards.

Tebow has a lousy throwing motion, a slow windup, NO touch on the ball, and shiatty footwork.

Here are some stats: 21/29, 292 yds, 3 TDs

Who was that? Hall of famer Jim "Chris" Everett of the Los Angeles Rams.

And he actually had an arm.


You're Walking Right Into It (new window)
 
2011-11-23 12:40:00 PM
If I plank and nobody's there with a camera does it still count? What if I plank in my room by myself with no observers or recording?

If so, I was planking when planking wasn't cool. But I didn't call it that.
 
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