The real tragedy is he never got to piss on her.

And no California farkers thought to firebomb the wedding!?!?!?!?

TheOther: Տես բոլոր f*cks ես տալիս!!!.

did you ever know that you're my hero?

carrion_luggage: Begun, the Retard Wars are.

Thread over.

scottydoesntknow: "He'd call her stupid. It was truly sickening. He tried to control Kim by bringing her down," says a family insider. "He would say truly terrible things. One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn't last."

Ok, I kinda like this Kris guy a little more now (if it's true, which I hope it is). At least he told her to her face, something everyone else in this country has been dying to do.

It's funny, if all of that stuff is true, and the stuff about telling her she has a fat ass, and telling his friends that her ass is fake. Then there's the lap dances in Miami, partying without her all the time. She's either one of those women who thinks marriage will change the guy, or it was all a big sham. Or both.

Either way, about the only thing she's good for is making a rump roast. That and peeing on her.

carrion_luggage: Begun, the Retard Wars are.


Bewon, the Wetard Wars har.

\Fixed

I don't understand the references to being peed on...was R. Kelly involved?

LectertheChef: scottydoesntknow: "He'd call her stupid. It was truly sickening. He tried to control Kim by bringing her down," says a family insider. "He would say truly terrible things. One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn't last."

Ok, I kinda like this Kris guy a little more now (if it's true, which I hope it is). At least he told her to her face, something everyone else in this country has been dying to do.

It's funny, if all of that stuff is true, and the stuff about telling her she has a fat ass, and telling his friends that her ass is fake. Then there's the lap dances in Miami, partying without her all the time. She's either one of those women who thinks marriage will change the guy, or it was all a big sham. Or both.

Either way, about the only thing she's good for is making a rump roast. That and peeing on her.


Probably both, but what you've described is offensive behavior. Fake marriage or not, there are ways in which a Man is supposed to behave. A gentleman does not do that to anyone, male or female. I thought the 'derr' shiat said against him was bullshiat, calling him a caveman because of how he looks.............................................

but what you've described is nasty behavior. You don't call someone out for how they look, but calling someone out for shiatty behavior is fair game. Fk Kris Humphries. I hope he loses. And there is such a thing as bad publicity.

ExperianScaresCthulhu

Probably both, but what you've described is offensive behavior. Fake marriage or not, there are ways in which a Man is supposed to behave. A gentleman does not do that to anyone, male or female. I thought the 'derr' shiat said against him was bullshiat, calling him a caveman because of how he looks.............................................

but what you've described is nasty behavior. You don't call someone out for how they look, but calling someone out for shiatty behavior is fair game.

Um, what if how they look is the direct result of their behavior? I think you can call someone out on the fact that so much about the way they look is fake, including the ass--that's not something they couldn't help, it was self imposed. She bought the ass. I'm glad we agree.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: LectertheChef: scottydoesntknow: "He'd call her stupid. It was truly sickening. He tried to control Kim by bringing her down," says a family insider. "He would say truly terrible things. One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn't last."

Ok, I kinda like this Kris guy a little more now (if it's true, which I hope it is). At least he told her to her face, something everyone else in this country has been dying to do.

It's funny, if all of that stuff is true, and the stuff about telling her she has a fat ass, and telling his friends that her ass is fake. Then there's the lap dances in Miami, partying without her all the time. She's either one of those women who thinks marriage will change the guy, or it was all a big sham. Or both.

Either way, about the only thing she's good for is making a rump roast. That and peeing on her.


Probably both, but what you've described is offensive behavior. Fake marriage or not, there are ways in which a Man is supposed to behave. A gentleman does not do that to anyone, male or female. I thought the 'derr' shiat said against him was bullshiat, calling him a caveman because of how he looks.............................................

but what you've described is nasty behavior. You don't call someone out for how they look, but calling someone out for shiatty behavior is fair game. Fk Kris Humphries. I hope he loses. And there is such a thing as bad publicity.

And throughout the whole wedding Kim insulted the entire state of MN and Chris' family. Neither one of these coonts deserves sympathy.

Kim Kardashian is only famous for three main reasons:

1) She has a huge ass.

2) Her dad helped OJ get away with murder

3) Brandy's brother used her as a toilet.

Yet she made $17 million by getting married?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

FuryOfFirestorm: Kim Kardashian is only famous for three main reasons:

1) She has a huge ass.

2) Her dad helped OJ get away with murder

3) Brandy's brother used her as a toilet.

Yet she made $17 million by getting married?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

You know what? This post is 100% correct. This is why the terrorists hate us. When you think about it, EVERY SINGLE problem the USA has right now can be traced to Kardashian-style bullshiat. As far as I'm concerned, Blankfein can be number two in the guillotine as long as the Kardashian family all go in together.

But it's the gays ruining marriage, apparently.

dahmers love zombie: bow: Can someone explain to me how anal bleaching works?

When there's too much acid rain, and climate change causes the sea temperature to vary too much, the vast acres of anal reefs suffer tremendously. Many of them go through anal bleaching, from which they can rarely recover.

In English:

When acid rain and climate change causes sea temperature to vary, the vast anal reefs suffer tremendously. Many undergo anal bleaching, from which they cannot recover.

"He'd call her stupid. ... One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn't last." Humphries also reportedly called her "fat ass"

That's a fair assessment. Obviously she'd rather be surrounded by sycophants even if it means she'll eventually die of ass fat.

Jake Havechek: The real tragedy is he never got to piss on her.

This is officially Fark's best post of the week.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: TheOther: Տես բոլոր f*cks ես տալիս!!!.

did you ever know that you're my hero?

The wind beneath your wings?

TheOther: Տես բոլոր f*cks ես տալիս!!!.

Thanks! I read that out loud and now I have a portal to a hellish alternate plane of existence wide open in my office. Wanna give me the code word to close it before it swallows another ficus?

Suing her because she's dumb and ugly? Makes sense


/drtfa
//does anyone?

Pump_ThePurpleWarrior: TheOther: Տես բոլոր f*cks ես տալիս!!!.

Thanks! I read that out loud and now I have a portal to a hellish alternate plane of existence wide open in my office. Wanna give me the code word to close it before it swallows another ficus?

Saying 'անտեսել' three times will close any Kardashian Hole.

Frankly I think she probably paid more for the wedding than she made, it didn't cost or make anywhere near 17 million dollars and what she does is/was a stylist like Rachel Zoe except she exploits herself and not her clients. That's most likely because her mom is using Mama Rose as a role model.Tabloids make the numbers up.

That said I have seen one actual episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashions while visiting with my mother, who apparently adores her and this Humphries guy seemed like a scammer claiming he didn't know she was married before ( which I know from FARK) . You're gonna tell me you're dating a Kardashian, agreed to be on the show, have a publicist and lawyer of your own and you're not going to at least check out her Wikipedia page? He was belittling and insulting to her and badmouthing her to her own family the whole "vacation" episode I saw. she seemed nice and super insecure about said notable "fat ass" the whole ep, as it always had a wrap, cover up or full skirt. It's like he was specifically going after her to " be the humble hero" torn up by the Kardashians so he could ride the backlash against them. He obviously had no respect for them and did that thing mean people do when they're " just trying to loosen you up for your own good".

I figured my reaction was way too meta and he was just a controlling ass and I was just reacting that way because Kim wasn't what I'd expected, but if he's really suing her and the 10 million isn't another made up tabloid number I may go back to my original theory, that he figured he'd come out of this richer, looked at as a victim and able to dine out on being the one who took down the Kardashians.

frankly he looked like the kind of emotionally abusive prick all my smart women friends swear are "just being honest" until they get hit, or get told they have to cut off all ties with family and friends. I know she's taking up way too much cultural space but maybe she was just smart enough to get out before it was all Chris Brown & Rhianna the slightly less talented sequel.


// I honestly probably would have been cracking jokes too if I hadn't watched that damn episode. I was also honestly surprised she spoke in full sentences.

"One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn't last.""

How dare he tell his wife the truth! That a-hole!

She and her show are one micro step above Lady Hoggers in terms of value to humanity.