Likely story...

Tryptophan coma...the sweet wonderful bliss I am looking forward to

No excuses. Fix it.

NOW.

I bet Drew makes some bomb-ass turkey.

That's ok. I've had turds falling out of my butt all day anyway so I haven't been able to browse Fark

Well get him one of those 5-hour energy drinks and get him back on the wheel.

I think I broke it somehow when I logged in, as that's when it went kaput earlier. Sorry.

Drew, did you tell the ER doctor that you 'fell' on the hampster and that's how it got there?

I demand to continue to be supplied with the free entertainment I've grown accustomed to having, and will give up nothing in return!

You know damn well that's impossible given the actual amount of that substance in turkey. Over-eating, alcohol imbibing, mental stress and physical exhaustion are what make you sleepy.

Just stick the hamster out of the sun for awhile to recharge, if it OD'd

Let Lemmiwinks go!

proteon: Well, deep fry him then. It's what all the cool kids are doing.

Link (new window) agrees

I bet that beer is in the recipe Drew uses for turkey.


And in Drew.

Probably doesn't help that he got into your whiskey either.

And now with the tryptophan reference, I will always think of You Don't Know Jack.

Mr Puggles: I bet Drew makes some bomb-ass turkey.

ass-turkey?

Slow? I clicked on a thread, then went to the hospital and had two tubes of blood sucked out and when I got back it was still loading.

It's all good, though, since a cousin called when was out and wanted me to go see The Immortals, and now I don't have to.

DAMMIT DREW!!!!

I had to resort to reading the comments on local newspapers!

*shudder*

Give the hamster some hoppy beer, to hop to that wheel

Maybe he needs a shock to restart his heart? (too soon? I think maybe yes.)

"Tryptophan" is some sort of bourbon, I take it...?

I thought it had something to do with me finally creating an account and coming out of Lurkerville.

WHY DOES EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURN TO SHIAT!!

/sobs
/not really

Marysue: grinding_journalist: I demand to continue to be supplied with the free entertainment I've grown accustomed to having, and will give up nothing in return!

I pay five dollars a month to b*tch about it being slow.

Actually, some other moran is paying five dollars a month for me to b*tch about it being slow.

They're paying for you to do something slow.

That's it, good and slow.

Giggity.

thelordofcheese: You know damn well that's impossible given the actual amount of that substance in turkey. Over-eating, alcohol imbibing, mental stress and physical exhaustion are what make you sleepy.

Came to make sure someone had mentioned it's not tryptophan's fault. Glad the site is back up.

should have given it tur-duc-en instead, lower levels of tryptophan. :)

Here's an example...

"WELL , [redacted] YOU ( LOSE ) AGAIN. AND WHY DO YOU , WHEN TALKING TO THE PUBLIC, HAVE TO READ EVERY THING YOU SAY. ? WHO WRITES OUT YOUR MESSAGES FOR YOU. BROTHER [redacted] ????? YOUR A IDIOT, AND BRAINLESS. GRAVEY BOY.$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ GONE, YOUR NOT GETTING GRAVE , YOUR SPENDING IT. THE GRAVEY TRAIN , JUST CAME TO A STOP. DO YOU REALLY THINK EVERYONE IS BRAINLESS. IT IS GOOD THAT THERE ARE COUNSILLORS WHO SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU. AND LET, S HOPE THEY ALWAY,S STAND UP FOR THE POOR PERSON. THEY SHOULD BE COMMENTED ON THERE POSITION, ON MOST OF YOUR STUPID TRY,S OF TAXING EVERYTHING YOU CAN. AND WERE SCARED RIGHT OUT OF YOUR BOOTS , TO CONFRONT THE PARK CROWD, BUT SENT YOUR DEPUTY FOR THE CHALLANGE?????? WHAT CAN YOU SAY NOW ? "

That was in response to an article about recycling pick up.

proteon: Well, deep fry him then. It's what all the cool kids are doing.

I thought they were butt chugging vodak-soaked tampons.

Picture of said hamster:

Give the hamster cortexiphen and let's see what happens

Yeah.... Something tells me Drew and the hamster are in the middle of the Thanksgiving drinking game, to be followed by the annual Thanksgiving screaming game. I'll be vindicated when the 500 errors start and posts are randomly edited to take one side or the other.

Ha. Fark.com is almost always slow and clunky.

How are things any different today- other than the intensity of it?

But I still show up pretty much every day. I even have my FARK merit badge to prove it.

Get a new hamster.
How about one that gives us real "quote boxes" so we know who said what to which I am replying to.

/Nag mode: ON