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The great thing about a 49 year old marrying a 16 year old is that when you're 70 years old you're banging a woman in her 30's.

Dude was laying waste to 11 year olds throughout the state of Pennsylvania

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But it's the small, svelte, cute version, without all that extra grown up stuff in the way.

Why would you say that as a lawyer?

I mean, doesn't that translate to "my client probably did something inappropriate that could be classified as kiddie diddling, but he's totally not guilty."

At the same time came the disciples unto Jesus, saying, who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven? And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them, and said, verily I say unto you, except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven. Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me. But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

Matthew 18:1-6

Tim Tebow: At the same time came the disciples unto Jesus, saying, who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven? And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them, and said, verily I say unto you, except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven. Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me. But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

Matthew 18:1-6

Jesus didn't fark around when it came to kids, eh? Amirite?

Tim Tebow: At the same time came the disciples unto Jesus, saying, who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven? And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them, and said, verily I say unto you, except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven. Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me. But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

Matthew 18:1-6

And you best remember Matthew 21:17.

/yeah, think about it.

bulldg4life: Why would you say that as a lawyer?

I mean, doesn't that translate to "my client probably did something inappropriate that could be classified as kiddie diddling, but he's totally not guilty."

i think this guy is taking all of his pointers from the "celebrity nude photo leak" playbook.

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But it's the small, svelte, cute version, without all that extra grown up stuff in the way.

I had to read that with squinty eyes.
Screw Sandusky. Maybe he should have his wife call the witnesses again.

Cannot 0e]r2-9jewo]ih type espdfosdp through qwr[pomqwrpin the qwefscdfa rage.

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Came for this.

"If you believe that Jerry Sandusky was a pedophile, then you had to believe there was a substantial risk," Amendola told ABC News. "That while you were continuing a three-year grand jury investigation which could've resulted in an arrest with the first boy coming forward three years ago."

Does this guy have the worst lawyer in the history of the world? I think what his lawyer was trying to say was something like "well, if he wasn't danger to kids for the last three years, then why would he be a danger now?"

But what I read was "this asshole should have been in jail three years ago."

So, Sandusky is getting the representation he deserves? I'mokwiththis.

miss diminutive: Tim Tebow: At the same time came the disciples unto Jesus, saying, who is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven? And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them, and said, verily I say unto you, except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven. Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me. But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

Matthew 18:1-6

And you best remember Matthew 21:17.

/yeah, think about it.

Amen! It's refreshing to see others reading/referencing God's Word in this day and age.

Jerry Sandusky is Leslie Nielson with bad teeth...

" ... This was a house. And the house was filled with people," Amendola told ABC News. "And Jerry, by the way, had six adopted kids and three foster kids."

So nine more victims will be stepping forward soon?

mc_madness: Jerry Sandusky is Leslie Nielson with bad teeth...

In those pictures above he looks like Henry Winkler.

skrame: So nine more victims will be stepping forward soon?

Or perhaps waddling?

skrame: mc_madness: Jerry Sandusky is Leslie Nielson with bad teeth...

In those pictures above he looks like Henry Winkler.

It's awesome to picture Sandusky walking into the shower wearing only a leather jacket and saying, "Aaaaaaaaay." And then hitting the wall so the shower starts up.


/Well, not really awesome but it's a funny mental image to have.

Ow! That was my feelings!: So, Sandusky is getting the representation he deserves? I'mokwiththis.

I mean, who would really ever want to touch this case? My guess is an average to bad lawyer who has a high opinion of themselves.

What's sad now is coaches can't shower with their players now without being accused of something.

Sandusky really muddied the waters...

I love that his lawyer also said that their strategy was to discredit mccready and the victims in an earlier statement.

Good jorb, attack the rapees, that is sure to garner you some much needed sympathy.

Impasse: skrame: So nine more victims will be stepping forward soon?

Or perhaps waddling?

I feel that the above contribution has been overlooked ergo I must state for the record that said contribution is horribly distasteful.

And I commend you for it.

Here is the local paper (new window)

You want to read breaking news about this shiatstorm, here is the source.

I'm tired of trying to think up FARK-worthy headlines about the shaittsunami that will envelope PUS and the rest of the state of Penisyltucky.

Impasse: But it's the small, svelte, cute version, without all that extra grown up stuff in the way.

A new keyboard. You owe me one.

I hear they really like child molesters in prison. Can't wait.

steamingpile: I love that his lawyer also said that their strategy was to discredit mccready and the victims in an earlier statement.

Good jorb, attack the rapees, that is sure to garner you some much needed sympathy.


S.O.P. in rape defense--attack the victim. School districts do this all the time to kids who are raped on campus.

toraque: You kind of have to read between the lines. Sandusky's lawyer is doing his damnedest to get justice done, while working with the handicap that he's being employed by the wrong side.

If he wants to get justice done, he'd leave Sandusky alone in a room with a loaded pistol.

mc_madness: What's sad now is coaches can't shower with their players now without being accused of something.

Sandusky really muddied the waters...

Other way around, too. Like suppose I were 16 and gay and I thought my 54-year-old coach with the early beer gut, thinning hair and liver spots was really hot, I couldn't invite him in for a quickie rinse without people talking. Sheesh.

Is it because the lawyer threatened the victims in his last public communication?

Why is he not behind bars NOW? $100,000 unsecured bail is ridiculous.

bulldg4life: " ... This was a house. And the house was filled with people,"

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Ya know - I know of a family that had at least 12 people living in the house and there was still somebody sexually abusing some members of the family. So what if the house was filled with people - were they wall to wall, or might there be some space in the hall closet or the basement shower that nobody was using all the time.

/What a stupid excuse.

AnotherOldFart: Why is he not behind bars NOW? $100,000 unsecured bail is ridiculous.

Bail's a mechanism for someone (who has yet to be convicted) to remain free before trial while ensuring that they won't flee the jurisdiction; it's not supposed to be a punishment in itself.

Since he's now got the "child molester" rep and his face is plastered across the media, it would be hard for him to flee the country, and no one would ever think of letting his/her child near him now. He's much less of a threat to the community (for committing new crimes) than many other people charged with assault, robbery, etc.

When he gets convicted (and I'm almost certain he will be), THEN throw the book at him. The thing is you've got to do all the little things right before the trial, or else we get another Casey Anthony-type verdict where we all know she's guilty but the prosecution blew it.

toraque: The Larch: "If you believe that Jerry Sandusky was a pedophile, then you had to believe there was a substantial risk," Amendola told ABC News. "That while you were continuing a three-year grand jury investigation which could've resulted in an arrest with the first boy coming forward three years ago."

Does this guy have the worst lawyer in the history of the world? I think what his lawyer was trying to say was something like "well, if he wasn't danger to kids for the last three years, then why would he be a danger now?"

But what I read was "this asshole should have been in jail three years ago."

You kind of have to read between the lines. Sandusky's lawyer is doing his damnedest to get justice done, while working with the handicap that he's being employed by the wrong side.

On an oppressed underdog level, that's admirable. That's some passive aggressive slave days behavior. On the other hand, there has to be a better way. Everybody deserves a fair trial, even Evil (tm).


/hope Sandusky kills himself
//Joe Paterno The Hypocrite Pedophile Enabler can follow him
/and the rest of State college can lemming it up

svenge: When he gets convicted (and I'm almost certain he will be)

ever *been* to PA?
/outside money says he could walk.

svenge:
Since he's now got the "child molester" rep and his face is plastered across the media, it would be hard for him to flee the country, and no one would ever think of letting his/her child near him now. He's much less of a threat to the community (for committing new crimes) than many other people charged with assault, robbery, etc..

Polanski and Epstein got away with it.
Sandusky's not chosen to, though?

Evil Canadian: bulldg4life: " ... This was a house. And the house was filled with people,"

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Ya know - I know of a family that had at least 12 people living in the house and there was still somebody sexually abusing some members of the family. So what if the house was filled with people - were they wall to wall, or might there be some space in the hall closet or the basement shower that nobody was using all the time.

/What a stupid excuse.

That was incredibly lame and in fact it makes it worse to think of some boy being raped with all the people around him that wouldn't help.

My bet is that McCready ends up admitting that Sandusky abused him as a teen before he came to Penn State. Hence, his psychological inability to step in. He tells Paterno "Hey, Coach, I just Sandusky raping a kid, but you know what, at some point in the past Sandusky did that to me too..."

JoPa says "SHHHHHHHHHH. It wasnt what you thought. Dont worry...I will look into it. By the way, want a job?"

The stench emanating from Penn State is unreal. Can anyone imagine what this is doing to clothing revenues alone? Who outside of Pennsylvania would wear a Penn State piece of apparel???

These latest accusations are:

Rivethead: I hear they really like child molesters in prison. Can't wait.

Agreed. Dead man walking. Deserved.