Eddie Adams from Torrance: Ghastly: We are at war with East Asia.

We have always been at war with Eurasia.

After careful analysis, I have determined that your post is doubleplusgood.

Are reuters and subby aware that Iran is full of nuclear arab oogie boogies?

We are not at war in Albania.

This is why we must elect Mittin's.
He is tough on Eurasians.

Sticky Hands: As a person who worked in a car business in the mid 1980's, I laughed.

Citation as requested.

Emposter: Are reuters and subby aware that Iran is full of nuclear arab oogie boogies?

That would be a big farking suprise to everyone, since Iran is mostly Indo-European Persians, not Semitic Arabs.

Can't Israel take the lead on this one?

They can put all those weapons we sold/gave them to good use.

phalamir: Emposter: Are reuters and subby aware that Iran is full of nuclear arab oogie boogies?

That would be a big farking suprise to everyone, since Iran is mostly Indo-European Persians, not Semitic Arabs.

You appear to have a debilitating case of mssingthepointitis. You should see a sarcastologist.

Unobtanium: Sticky Hands: As a person who worked in a car business in the mid 1980's, I laughed.

As a person who had driver's ed in 1981, I'm having flashbacks of the football coach yelling at everyone to "get it off of the line," when it was your turn at a stop sign. Since it was a Citation, that meant you floored it, and it still didn't move quick enough for him. Made it interesting when driving other cars later, though.

/ his best trick was reaching over to pull down your hat over your eyes
// my best trick was putting him to sleep while reading the paper on an "open road" drive
/// when he woke up, we were 45 minutes away from the school
//// I got to drive fast then (well, at least downhill)

I'm starting to think more and more that war with Iran is the GOP's stimulus plan to jump start the economy ala WWII.

Goodfella: I'm starting to think more and more that war with Iran is the GOP's stimulus plan to jump start the economy ala WWII.

But the government can't create jobs...but war creates jobs...but the government can't create jobs...but war crea*(&(^*^())(U_Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *boom*

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Goodfella: I'm starting to think more and more that war with Iran is the GOP's stimulus plan to jump start the economy ala WWII.

But the government can't create jobs...but war creates jobs...but the government can't create jobs...but war crea*(&(^*^())(U_Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *boom*


Remember: the GOP apparently doesn't consider the military to be a government organization.

How about we bomb the fark out of Israel's Nuclear Missiles for a starter?

/Yankee stay home.
//Republicans would of started 3 wars already, if they was president.(mexico, iran, pakistan).
///The republican war against education still continues......

How did IEAE get involved? Don't they just sell shiatty shelves you have to build yourself.

toraque: jaybeezey: How did IEAE get involved? Don't they just sell shiatty shelves you have to build yourself.

They're the ones Iran bought the flat pack nuclear reactors from. The only reason the Iranians don't have the bomb yet is that they can't find part J.

They should take it back and exchange it for some if those rancid meatballs.

NO DRAFT!
NO INCURSIONS!
BUSH-LITE DON'T ATTACK THE PERSIANS!!!

Emposter: You appear to have a debilitating case of mssingthepointitis. You should see a sarcastologist.

Dude, between the 9/11 xenophobes and the Teahadists, sarcasm in the written word has no meaning unless explicitly stated.Let's face it: if Swift wrote A Modest Proposal today, Herman Cain would consider it a great idea for a new pizza, Newt Gingrich would see it as a way to promote sacrifice by poor children, and Mitt Romney would be for it, against it, have no opinion, and want to discuss the compromise position [Rick Perry would wonder if Texas could monopolize the executions to pad its stats, forget his name, and then go give a rimjob to the Aggie D-linemen]. The AFA would then blastfax a demand that only non-white non-Christian babies be used. If you do not prominently declare the use of sarcasm, I am perfectly allowed to assume you represent the online arm of the fundiban and act accordingly.

Gyrfalcon: Kevin72: NO DRAFT!
NO INCURSIONS!
BUSH-LITE DON'T ATTACK THE PERSIANS!!!

Doesn't have the same ring as 1-2-3-4...

or 'eeny meeny miny mo, catch a shi'ite by the toe'

Why Yes I Am A Wizard: Can't Israel take the lead on this one?

They can put all those weapons we sold/gave them to good use.


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What many governments are secretly hoping (but would never admit to approving of)

phalamir: Emposter: You appear to have a debilitating case of mssingthepointitis. You should see a sarcastologist.

Dude, between the 9/11 xenophobes and the Teahadists, sarcasm in the written word has no meaning unless explicitly stated.Let's face it: if Swift wrote A Modest Proposal today, Herman Cain would consider it a great idea for a new pizza, Newt Gingrich would see it as a way to promote sacrifice by poor children, and Mitt Romney would be for it, against it, have no opinion, and want to discuss the compromise position [Rick Perry would wonder if Texas could monopolize the executions to pad its stats, forget his name, and then go give a rimjob to the Aggie D-linemen]. The AFA would then blastfax a demand that only non-white non-Christian babies be used. If you do not prominently declare the use of sarcasm, I am perfectly allowed to assume you represent the online arm of the fundiban and act accordingly.

Dude...I called them "oogie boogies."

The US cannot afford a war with Iran. Its military is broken and its economy is destroyed. A war would send the cost of oil through the roof and a world recession / depression would result. Of course the bathsit crazy israeli's don't give a damn as long as they keep getting funding from the US.

An open letter to Iran and President I'madinnerjacket, Go ahead and make a nuclear weapon. All the world will know about it before you do. All nuclear armed nations will point several nuclear tipped missiles at you, if they haven't already. You will spend the rest of your existence in fear of annihilation. In fact, if a nuke goes off anywhere in the world you will be annihilated just in case. Sleep tight.
Sincerely, Rhinoguy, formerly known as Chainsaw Bob 666.

Basically the option is Syria or Iran. Can't do both and the one cancels out the other, more or less. Syria would be the low-hanging fruit.

rhinoguy: You will spend the rest of your existence in fear of annihilation

They already got that bit. Kinda why they want the nuke. See the map of US bases in the region.