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2011-11-22 02:45:36 PM
I'm shocked TFA is actually about Ellen Page
 
2011-11-22 03:17:34 PM
Probably a bit role. I seriously doubt we're going to see Bat Girl in the movie.
 
2011-11-22 03:31:16 PM
Yeah directors like to work with core actor groups. Why do you think Uma Thurman is in half of Tarantino's movies?
 
2011-11-22 03:31:36 PM
Insane_Cellist: I'm shocked TFA is actually about Ellen Page

I've been on Fark too long. My first thought was "Why the fark would Nolan put Justin Bieber in this movie?"
 
2011-11-22 03:51:43 PM
She's cute and I would like to penis her.
 
2011-11-22 03:52:36 PM
Shostie: Probably a bit role. I seriously doubt we're going to see Bat Girl in the movie.

Nolan has already said he wouldn't put Robin in his movies so I doubt we'll get Bat Girl.
 
2011-11-22 03:53:24 PM
Oh, can't wait to see a 4'6" 80 lbs. Batgirl.
 
2011-11-22 03:54:52 PM
*waits patiently to see rumours of Leo on set*

strangebeaver.com
 
2011-11-22 03:55:37 PM
It's already been debunked as fake.

Speaking of Ellen Page, I'll be in MY bunk.
 
2011-11-22 03:56:48 PM
I'm more excited that the movie takes place 8 years after The Dark Knight.

It's actually sounding more and more reminiscent of The Dark Knight Returns.
 
2011-11-22 03:57:28 PM
Ellen Page as Batgirl??

i240.photobucket.com

/Q&D
 
2011-11-22 03:57:32 PM
Debunked. (new window)
 
2011-11-22 03:59:39 PM
Shazam999: She's cute and I would like to penis her.

t2.gstatic.com

Be veeery careful.
 
2011-11-22 04:04:11 PM
i.imgur.com
 
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2011-11-22 04:06:28 PM
I hope so. I love Ellen Page.
 
2011-11-22 04:07:58 PM
The most realistic Robin, like ever man.
 
2011-11-22 04:08:49 PM
Jamdug!: Yeah directors like to work with core actor groups. Why do you think Uma Thurman is in half of Tarantino's movies?

Her feet.
 
2011-11-22 04:11:17 PM
She was great in the superhero movie with Rainn what's his name
 
2011-11-22 04:19:40 PM
Riley Havick: Debunked. (new window)

Not a terribly convincing debunking. That said, the original rumor isn't terribly convincing either.

/both sides are bad, so vote Page.
 
2011-11-22 04:19:56 PM
TravisBickle62: She was great in the superhero movie with Rainn what's his name

Rainn Wilson, Super.
 
2011-11-22 04:21:19 PM
Jamdug!: Yeah directors like to work with core actor groups. Why do you think Uma Thurman is in half of Tarantino's movies?

Furthermore, I noticed that Tim Burton likes to cast Johnny Depp and Helena Bomham Carter in his movies.

Anybody else pick up on that?
 
2011-11-22 04:28:13 PM
MoronLessOff: TravisBickle62: She was great in the superhero movie with Rainn what's his name

Rainn Wilson, Super.


Yeah was that a dark movie or what?
 
2011-11-22 04:29:19 PM
Undead Boltie!
 
2011-11-22 04:30:33 PM
gunga galunga: Jamdug!: Yeah directors like to work with core actor groups. Why do you think Uma Thurman is in half of Tarantino's movies?

Furthermore, I noticed that Tim Burton likes to cast Johnny Depp and Helena Bomham Carter in his movies.

Anybody else pick up on that?


Orgies
 
2011-11-22 04:34:53 PM
Jamdug!: Yeah directors like to work with core actor groups. Why do you think Uma Thurman is in half of Tarantino's movies?

Why do you think Ben Affleck is in half of Ben Affleck's movies?
 
2011-11-22 04:39:12 PM
www.destroythebrain.com
 
2011-11-22 04:44:47 PM
She was cute portraying a teenager, in Juno... only problem was that the real-life actress was already well into her 20's, and fully developed.
 
2011-11-22 04:45:35 PM
Tax Boy: Jamdug!: Yeah directors like to work with core actor groups. Why do you think Uma Thurman is in half of Tarantino's movies?

Her feet.


Ellen Page's feet are adorable.
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2011-11-22 04:47:48 PM
Ellen Page...yum. I'd watch her read the phone book. And I might as well have,having seen Juno.
 
2011-11-22 04:51:18 PM
Uh, yeah... no.

Just, no. That's laughably retarded.

I love Ellen Page. I love everything about her. And she's hot too.

But no, she's not going to be in the movie. And she's not going to be batgirl. No.

/Go away.
 
2011-11-22 04:55:22 PM
T.rex: She was cute portraying a teenager, in Juno... only problem was that the real-life actress was already well into her 20's, and fully developed.

What? She's still isn't developed as your average teenager. I was afraid Chris Hansen was going to show up at my house after watching her do that nasty with Rainn Wilson in Super.
 
2011-11-22 04:57:50 PM
jake3988: Uh, yeah... no.

Just, no. That's laughably retarded.

I love Ellen Page. I love everything about her. And she's hot too.

But no, she's not going to be in the movie. And she's not going to be batgirl. No.

/Go away.


Just what I was thinking. I mean, I can suspend disbelief just so much. I don't care how much kung-fu or jujitsu or whatever she know, there is no way she can kick anybody's ass.

But I would indeed have sexual intercourse with her anytime.
 
2011-11-22 05:02:58 PM
Bagelox-99: Ellen Page's feet are adorable.

They are actually. Tarantino has bad taste though.
 
2011-11-22 05:05:28 PM
Page is exactly what I like in a woman both in looks and behavior, but I do have some problems with her views on issues though I think a lot of that comes from not being on the same level as most people.
 
2011-11-22 05:08:19 PM
Profedius: though I think a lot of that comes from not being on the same level as most people.

Same level, you or her? I'm guessing she's a hardcore feminist. Nothing wrong with that. As long as they don't get too mouthy and still know how to fix a proper martini.
 
2011-11-22 05:19:51 PM
Mugato: Profedius: though I think a lot of that comes from not being on the same level as most people.

Same level, you or her? I'm guessing she's a hardcore feminist. Nothing wrong with that. As long as they don't get too mouthy and still know how to fix a proper martini.


Oh no I like that about her she really isn't hardcore though. I was speaking about things she posted on Facebook like everyone should go out and buy these $200.00 shoes because they are not made overseas and political views. The level I was speaking on was wealth her views on women's issues are pretty much in line with mine.
 
2011-11-22 05:22:51 PM
TravisBickle62: MoronLessOff: TravisBickle62: She was great in the superhero movie with Rainn what's his name

Rainn Wilson, Super.

Yeah was that a dark movie or what?


Saw that movie without know much about it, except that it was "kind of a dark comedy". Holy shiat did it catch me off guard several times.

So good, and she was quite hot in her costume.
 
2011-11-22 05:35:06 PM
Profedius: Page is exactly what I like in a woman both in looks and behavior, but I do have some problems with her views on issues though I think a lot of that comes from not being on the same level as most people.

I hope you're a woman, because common wisdom is that she's a lesbian.
 
2011-11-22 05:36:50 PM
Ellen Page is my chosen deity.
 
2011-11-22 05:40:54 PM
FerneJohn: I hope you're a woman, because common wisdom is that she's a lesbian.

That's hot.
 
2011-11-22 05:45:09 PM
I can tell she's not a lesbian by the way she looks at me when I am watching her movies
 
2011-11-22 05:47:33 PM
TravisBickle62: I can tell she's not a lesbian by the way she looks at me when I am watching her movies

dc-cdn.virtacore.com
 
2011-11-22 05:51:20 PM
FerneJohn: TravisBickle62: I can tell she's not a lesbian by the way she looks at me when I am watching her movies

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The restraining order thing has been settled for months now
 
2011-11-22 05:58:28 PM
Ellen Page is absolutely adorable, and would love to see her in the upcoming Batman. I would not dismiss her not being in the film, as Christopher Nolan always uses actors who have worked with him before.

Ellen rocked as Boltie in Super. She was so....gushy

Although I do not agree with some of her politics....she isn't the "limosuine liberal" most celebrities are. She actually walks the walk....spending a month at a permaculture farm growing crops and shoveling goat crap. Lets see Angelina Jolie or some other do-gooder do that....
 
2011-11-22 06:05:40 PM
TravisBickle62: MoronLessOff: TravisBickle62: She was great in the superhero movie with Rainn what's his name

Rainn Wilson, Super.

Yeah was that a dark movie or what?


Seriously. My husband and I got sucked into watching it on Sunday, thinking it was a quirky superhero movie with somewhat dark humor, and quickly realized we were watching a superhero version of that movie where Seth Rogen plays a bipolar mall cop.
 
2011-11-22 06:10:13 PM
I don't get the messages in this thread. The girl is a 5 at best. No tits, no ass and I am supposed to Fap? Please, I have standards.
 
2011-11-22 06:12:15 PM
Also, not to entirely break up the Ellen Page love-fest, but I saw magazine photos of Bane today and I have a really hard time dealing with his look. It looks like he is wearing a really bad homemade Halloween costume.
 
2011-11-22 06:18:00 PM
serpent_sky: Also, not to entirely break up the Ellen Page love-fest, but I saw magazine photos of Bane today and I have a really hard time dealing with his look. It looks like he is wearing a really bad homemade Halloween costume.

I like him. He's a mercenary with a mask he needs to survive after an injury (according to Empire Online). He looks about as realistic as the character could be.
 
2011-11-22 06:23:24 PM
FerneJohn: I like him. He's a mercenary with a mask he needs to survive after an injury (according to Empire Online). He looks about as realistic as the character could be.

That's the source I was reading, actually. I realize the character is difficult to render in a remotely realistic fashion -- really, they all are. But his costume looks cheap, like it's a prototype and not the finished deal.

It's odd that they're saying he's taking in anesthetic, as opposed to steroids, as the former would seemingly slow him down and weaken him, as opposed to giving him the strength that the steroids in the comics did. Though that didn't read as entirely definitive.
 
2011-11-22 06:28:50 PM
Drat....Ellen Page is not going to be in the next Batman

She has been filming another movie in Louisiana this past month ("The East") with Alexander Saarsgarrd....so I doubt she was doing filming for Batman
 
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