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Spanish King suffers black eye, bruised nose after 'walking into a door'; elsewhere in Spain, domestic violence is down
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Mr. Coffee Nerves
2011-11-22 12:28:01 PM
I loved La Torre Oscura
TheOther
2011-11-22 01:46:31 PM
He aquí el borracho real!
Mr Puggles
2011-11-22 02:00:15 PM
Look at the gleam in it's eye... you know it was planned.
dancindan84
2011-11-22 02:00:29 PM
So... he's now eating humble pie?
Gunbuster718
2011-11-22 02:01:41 PM
The Reign in Spain stays mainly in pain?
Seth'n'Spectrum
2011-11-22 02:02:23 PM
So, the pain in Spain falls mostly on the Rey?
Ehh
2011-11-22 02:04:13 PM
Maybe ETA is toning things down a bit?
/TP'd the palace, that kind of thing
Seth'n'Spectrum
2011-11-22 02:06:31 PM
Gunbuster718
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The Reign in Spain stays mainly in pain?
Gah, I blame slow work internet.
A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes
2011-11-22 02:11:03 PM
Sounds like he was walking Spanish down the hall.
cameroncrazy1984
2011-11-22 02:15:18 PM
dancindan84
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So... he's now eating humble pie?
Now the Leafs call him up to drive the Zamboni!
astralvortex
2011-11-22 02:17:41 PM
He didn't "walk into a door', he faced the wrath of me learning him a lesson.
That's what happens when you serve me my Gazpacho cold.
X-Geek
2011-11-22 02:22:31 PM
Maybe it was a book?
/no 'splaination necessary
awesomologist
2011-11-22 03:33:00 PM
cameroncrazy1984
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dancindan84: So... he's now eating humble pie?
Now the Leafs call him up to drive the Zamboni!
Glad I wasn't the only one to think of
this
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DiscoSuperfly
2011-11-22 03:38:46 PM
Por que no te callas?
Lone Stranger
2011-11-22 03:59:15 PM
Get well soon.
Kriggerel
2011-11-22 03:59:19 PM
Good thing he's not trying to clean his shotgun... Oh, wait.
RY28
2011-11-22 03:59:54 PM
You can be sure zombie Chavez is getting a kick out of this .
Makh
2011-11-22 04:01:26 PM
awesomologist
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cameroncrazy1984: dancindan84: So... he's now eating humble pie?
Now the Leafs call him up to drive the Zamboni!
Glad I wasn't the only one to think of this (new window)!
This is why the king of spain never rushes.
Ghastly
2011-11-22 04:02:30 PM
I thought he injured himself vacuuming the turf at Skydome.
ladyfortuna
2011-11-22 04:04:52 PM
Full on Fruvous thread, me gusta.
/and give all the new babies chocolate eclaire!
TheOther
2011-11-22 04:09:25 PM
Stoopid Spanish king...
...let's see him handle the Inscrutable Chinese Door!
GreenSun
2011-11-22 05:27:09 PM
LOL! Those band-aids on his nose made me laugh so hard! The way they were placed in an X shape just looks so cartoonish!
Damn those Spanish women, they'll destroy your manhood if you mess with them but they'll romance you to infinity if you please them!
Ehh
2011-11-22 06:33:19 PM
GreenSun: Damn those Spanish women, they'll destroy your manhood if you mess with them but they'll romance you to infinity if you please them!
Isn't the Queen Greek? Maybe she decided he didn't ask for his monthly vig nice enough.
/Here, honey, I have a present for you!
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