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(Canada.com)   Father says daughter is only accusing him of sexual assault because she's been brainwashed by her triple-murderer husband. Either way, Thanksgiving is going to be awkward   (canada.com) divider line 44
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2011-11-22 12:22:40 PM
I have an idea for a show to pitch to E! Now
 
2011-11-22 01:38:05 PM
FTA: "Let me ask you something: Do I look like a brainwashed person?"

...said the religious nut job.
 
PJ-
2011-11-22 01:41:38 PM
Seeing how Thanksgiving in Canada has come and gone already....
 
2011-11-22 01:41:43 PM
I smell a new reality show for The "History" Channel's 2012 fall season
 
2011-11-22 01:42:08 PM
They wouldn't be any relation to Rev. Fred, would they?
 
2011-11-22 01:45:28 PM
"God help the person who tries to brainwash me"

ROFL
 
2011-11-22 01:47:00 PM
"Let me ask you something: Do I look like a brainwashed person?" she said. "God help the person who tries to brainwash me.

Delicious.
 
2011-11-22 01:48:46 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-22 01:49:28 PM
Well she makes a good point. She sure doesn't act like someone who was sexually abused by her father for years.
 
Ehh
2011-11-22 01:50:10 PM
God help the person who tries to brainwash me, eh? What are you going to do, kill them with a shotgun? I kid, I kid.
 
2011-11-22 01:50:23 PM
Wow, 4 decades ago... really???

Hell, I can't even remember what I did last week ffs.

Anyone for riding bikes???
 
2011-11-22 01:50:29 PM
Yea, a man in jail for killing three people is the man she's waited for all her life.
 
2011-11-22 01:53:56 PM
But what I want to know is; Does the triple murderer husband have a good recipe for stuffing for deep fried Jehova's Witless?
 
2011-11-22 01:54:28 PM

WhiskeyHotel: Yea, a man in jail for killing three people is the man she's waited for all her life.


It's easy for you to cast judgment, you haven't looked into his eyes.
Growing up with uber religion and marrying a guy who killed his family is a bold statement about a person's mental health.
 
2011-11-22 01:57:34 PM
Note to self: Never interact with a religious person named "Phelps."
 
2011-11-22 01:59:42 PM

Speedofdarkness: FTA: "Let me ask you something: Do I look like a brainwashed person?"

...said the religious nut job.


Yeah, I can't believe those idiots idolize some stupid book and think everything in it is true. I highly recommend reading "The God Delusion". It will change your life.
 
2011-11-22 02:08:21 PM
On Feb. 26, 1975, Gary Bruce Fossen shot and killed his parents and sister with a shotgun at their home in Ramsey, Minn. He was sentenced to three counts of second-degree murder, with terms of zero to 40 years to be served concurrently.


That's a pretty light sentence for brutally murdering your family.
 
2011-11-22 02:15:59 PM

lordaction: I can't believe


You crack me up
I hate you with a passion, but hehehe that is kinda what you are going for so hehehe well done

// welcome to totalfark
/ fark christians !!! it pisses them off when their kids do not believe
 
2011-11-22 02:17:00 PM

PJ-: Seeing how Thanksgiving in Canada has come and gone already....


Is this some sort of meta-troll on your part? The old reverse troll?

notsureifserious.jpg
 
2011-11-22 02:19:02 PM

lordaction: Speedofdarkness: FTA: "Let me ask you something: Do I look like a brainwashed person?"

...said the religious nut job.

Yeah, I can't believe those idiots idolize some stupid book and think everything in it is true. I highly recommend reading "The God Delusion". It will change your life.


troll or not a troll, that is the question...
 
2011-11-22 02:20:33 PM
Somehow I knew this would be in Alberta even before I clicked the link.

/waiting patiently for an Alberta tag
 
2011-11-22 02:21:07 PM

Whiskey Dickens: PJ-: Seeing how Thanksgiving in Canada has come and gone already....

Is this some sort of meta-troll on your part? The old reverse troll?

notsureifserious.jpg


Not sure where you problem is...Canada had their Thanksgiving on October 10th. So Subby's headline sucks!
 
2011-11-22 02:21:56 PM
They haven't spoken in years, so why are they taking up valuable space in my internet with this article? I want a full refund of my time spent reading this.
 
2011-11-22 02:22:23 PM
Sissy Spacek and Piper Laurie anyone?
 
2011-11-22 02:22:59 PM
The only assault that crazy nut job was a victim of, was repeated burgers to the grill.
 
2011-11-22 02:25:22 PM

StrangeQ: troll or not a troll, that is the question


for real ?


Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The posts and threads of outrageous political threads,
Or to take Arms against a false flag operation

LordAction is my favorite troll heheheh, I have her listed as a favorite (with red as the color), she constantly gets the most action as a lord should.
 
2011-11-22 02:26:13 PM
Yikes...I have some ex-in laws that perhaps not completely batshiat because of mental issues, but upbringing over a couple generations. Paranoid, anti-everything (but legalize everything) barely connected family if it weren't for all the half and quarter brothers and sisters with histories of more than one type of abuse, addictions, marriages, divorces...various felonies.leeching of the child care systems..

Goddamit that's a lot of shiat to ask your husband to bury. Oh wait.....I stuck it in teh crazy one day and there came the flood.
 
2011-11-22 02:28:22 PM

tothekor: Not sure where you problem is...Canada had their Thanksgiving on October 10th. So Subby's headline sucks!


So your concern is that if a family lived in Canada in the 1960s, it would be outrageous for them to start celebrating American Thanksgiving after only 40 years of living in the U.S.? Would it be OK if they had lived there for 75 years? 100 years?
 
2011-11-22 02:30:15 PM

Thai Mai Xhu: But what I want to know is; Does the triple murderer husband have a good recipe for stuffing for deep fried Jehova's Witless?


With cream of mushroom soup and green beans? I'm down.
 
2011-11-22 02:32:24 PM

tothekor: Whiskey Dickens: PJ-: Seeing how Thanksgiving in Canada has come and gone already....

Is this some sort of meta-troll on your part? The old reverse troll?

notsureifserious.jpg

Not sure where you problem is...Canada had their Thanksgiving on October 10th. So Subby's headline sucks!


I think everyone named in the article lives in Minnesota now, but the writing is such a mass of garbled gibberish it's hard to tell.
 
2011-11-22 02:38:15 PM

fanbladesaresharp: Thai Mai Xhu: But what I want to know is; Does the triple murderer husband have a good recipe for stuffing for deep fried Jehova's Witless?

With cream of mushroom soup and green beans? I'm down.


Yeah! That sounds yummy! Thanks!
 
2011-11-22 02:40:07 PM

scavenger: On Feb. 26, 1975, Gary Bruce Fossen shot and killed his parents and sister with a shotgun at their home in Ramsey, Minn. He was sentenced to three counts of second-degree murder, with terms of zero to 40 years to be served concurrently.


That's a pretty light sentence for brutally murdering your family.


The judge had mercy on him seein as how he was an orphan.
 
2011-11-22 02:40:41 PM

Speedofdarkness: FTA: "Let me ask you something: Do I look like a brainwashed person?"

...said the religious nut job.


That's what I came to say!! Take it back!

/take it back.
 
2011-11-22 02:42:54 PM
Canada? I was thinking it was Missouri.
 
2011-11-22 02:52:53 PM

Slartibartfaster: lordaction: I can't believe

You crack me up
I hate you with a passion, but hehehe that is kinda what you are going for so hehehe well done

// welcome to totalfark
/ fark christians !!! it pisses them off when their kids do not believe


Glad you got a laugh. Most people here don't get my brand of humor. Thanks for the TF! I'll be sure to pass it along.
 
2011-11-22 03:15:52 PM

Thai Mai Xhu: The judge had mercy on him seein as how he was an orphan.


Well played !
 
2011-11-22 03:18:00 PM
Religionist nut job goes to prison "God will accept you and forgive you. We are all his children and we make mistakes." "What you married my daughter? I am never speaking to either of you again." Way to live what you preach there fark tard.
 
2011-11-22 03:19:16 PM

tothekor: Whiskey Dickens: PJ-: Seeing how Thanksgiving in Canada has come and gone already....

Is this some sort of meta-troll on your part? The old reverse troll?

notsureifserious.jpg

Not sure where you problem is...Canada had their Thanksgiving on October 10th. So Subby's headline sucks!


FTFA:
Reached at his home in Minne-farking-sota on Sunday night...
He moved to Minne-farking-apolis in 1970
Gary Bruce Fossen shot and killed his parents and sister with a shotgun at their home in Ramsey, farking, Minn.
She dropped out of the school at PBI after her sophomore year, moving back to Minne-momma farking-sota and marrying Gary on Jan. 24, 1981...
 
2011-11-22 03:35:54 PM

scavenger: On Feb. 26, 1975, Gary Bruce Fossen shot and killed his parents and sister with a shotgun at their home in Ramsey, Minn. He was sentenced to three counts of second-degree murder, with terms of zero to 40 years to be served concurrently.


That's a pretty light sentence for brutally murdering your family.


Bad police work might be part of it.

03/25/77 STATE v. GARY BRUCE FOSSEN (new window)

/ "It appears that the investigative authorities were as surprised as was this Court to find that no formal Miranda warning was given in a case involving three charges of first degree murder against a single defendant. * * *"
// Later questioning, he was Mirandized initially.
 
2011-11-22 03:44:10 PM
So who get to carve the turkey and who stuffed the bird ?
 
2011-11-22 04:06:47 PM
Phelps family gold
 
2011-11-22 04:13:09 PM

Stoker: Canada? I was thinking it was Missouri.


FTFY: Topeka, KS

wtfcontent.com

/Must be the Minnesota branch of the WBC.
 
2011-11-22 05:22:45 PM
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I see there's turkey that needs carving ...
 
2011-11-23 08:20:37 AM
Came for Natural Born Killers pics. Leaving disappointed.
 
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