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(Yahoo) Dumbass Gingrich calls for replacing Social Security with private accounts. Also thinks his new "Chuck Taylor kicks" make him look "pretty fly", and says he can't wait to get a piece of the upcoming IPO for Pets.com   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 315
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2011-11-22 09:51:58 AM
It's Newt, he was past his prime 10 years ago. He's 69 years old, been through so many messy divorces that it's hard to believe the "values voters" will really back him, and he was the only sitting Speaker of the House to ever be censured while in office.

What is next for him, recycling the circa 1994 Republican "Party of Small Government" idea that poor families should have their children seized and raised in orphanages?

His 15 minutes are up and he's just riding the 2012 campaign to pad out his resume for a TV deal on FOX News and a book deal/speaking tour later on.
 
2011-11-22 10:30:36 AM
At this point, he has to be in this to collect as many checks as possible, and really, his heart can't be in it. Not with the tripe that he's been spinning. Nothing new, nothing clear, just a bunch of talking points, some failed, some just recycled, but nothing of substance, because that might require some actual thought on the issues that face us, and the worst thing possible for folks like himself, Bachmann, or even Palin, would be to actually win because then they'd be forced to work for a living...
 
2011-11-22 10:58:50 AM
anyone who's been paying ANY sort of attention to the market over the past decade would be either f*cking stupid or insane to trust their retirement fund to wall street. Reinstate Glass-Steagal and maybe we can talk about Newt's plan....but just turning over all that cash to wall street and expecting them to not screw us over? bad idea.
 
2011-11-22 11:12:07 AM
I invested all my private Social Security money in

www.scripophily.com
 
2011-11-22 11:15:01 AM
Weaver95: anyone who's been paying ANY sort of attention to the market over the past decade would be either f*cking stupid or insane to trust their retirement fund to wall street. Reinstate Glass-Steagal and maybe we can talk about Newt's plan....but just turning over all that cash to wall street and expecting them to not screw us over? bad idea.

The thought process is to return us to the Boom/Bust cycle that we had for so many years. It cleared out the dead wood and substantial ruling families fair often. It was good for the upwardly mobile, and accumulation of power to corporate interests as opposed to just familial. It was great for getting rid of competition, so long as you weren't caught in the bust portion of the show.

Of course, anyone with any sense also fears such integral instability of such markets--but only if you don't have bolt holes and investments spread out internationally. The problem being, that the American markets tie in so much abroad, and so many foreign investors peg much on our markets, that the web of collapses tends to cascade now.

Boils down to it: folks are hoping to get us back to the heady days of the Robber Barons, and are betting that they won't get caught up in a bust--or if they do, that they can bet on the American taxpayer to bail them out. Legislation that has limited this sort of financial adventurism is seen as an impediment, given that they are betting on private profit and public risk.

If we held them accountable for their own failures, we might see more cautious investments and we might see markets that were far less volatile, but that will only occur if we stop allowing the American taxpayer to be their collateral and safety net.
 
2011-11-22 11:19:05 AM
hubiestubert:
If we held them accountable for their own failures, we might see more cautious investments and we might see markets that were far less volatile, but that will only occur if we stop allowing the American taxpayer to be their collateral and safety net.


the weird part of all this is that whenever someone suggests that we STOP using the taxpayers to bail out the failures of wall street, the GOP starts calling you 'socialist'. which is mindblowingly stupid, but there you go.
 
2011-11-22 11:24:15 AM
I hear he's also considering starting a "web log"
 
2011-11-22 11:26:03 AM
Weaver95: hubiestubert:
If we held them accountable for their own failures, we might see more cautious investments and we might see markets that were far less volatile, but that will only occur if we stop allowing the American taxpayer to be their collateral and safety net.

the weird part of all this is that whenever someone suggests that we STOP using the taxpayers to bail out the failures of wall street, the GOP starts calling you 'socialist'. which is mindblowingly stupid, but there you go.


The Red Menace is a great threat still. Socialism means Unamerican in some minds, even though the USSR isn't even around anymore, and China is one of our biggest trading partners. At some point, we need to think up a new Boogeyman...
 
2011-11-22 11:30:27 AM
I thought that constituted Right Wing Social Engineering. At least, that something someone told me once. Oh, that's right. It was Newt Farking Gingrich!
 
2011-11-22 11:43:34 AM
This is the guy who would wipe the floor with Obama in a debate, right?
 
2011-11-22 11:52:41 AM
JerseyTim: This is the guy who would wipe the floor with Obama in a debate, right?

I honestly don't understand why everyone thinks Gingrich is so damned smart. I wouldn't say he's dumb, but he's nothing extraordinary. People are dazzled by his words. But when you listen closely there actually very little substance or coherence to his speech.
 
2011-11-22 11:53:00 AM
jackiepaper: I hear he's also considering starting a "web log"

Can I get that in my electronic mailbox?
 
2011-11-22 11:56:18 AM
Diogenes: I honestly don't understand why everyone thinks Gingrich is so damned smart

In the land of the blind, the three-wived man is king.
 
2011-11-22 11:58:44 AM
JerseyTim: This is the guy who would wipe the floor with Obama in a debate, right?

I sure hope so. Those debate floors are filthy.
 
2011-11-22 12:01:11 PM
Diogenes: JerseyTim: This is the guy who would wipe the floor with Obama in a debate, right?

I honestly don't understand why everyone thinks Gingrich is so damned smart. I wouldn't say he's dumb, but he's nothing extraordinary. People are dazzled by his words. But when you listen closely there actually very little substance or coherence to his speech.


I can't figure out why people think Newt is a paragon of virtue. Nothing in his past shows any hint that he either believes in or lives a 'moral' lifestyle.
 
2011-11-22 12:05:45 PM
Diogenes: But when you listen closely there actually very little substance or coherence to his speech.

Plus when there is substance and coherence, its when he says things like "Child labor laws are truly stupid"
 
2011-11-22 12:20:58 PM
AGAIN, for those who weren't listening like Newt, Social Security is a insurance program, not an IRA or 401k.

If you are disabled or become disabled, you can receive SS payments.

If you die, your spouse and kids can receive SS payments.

If you make it to retirement, you can receive SS payments.

/Perhaps Newt should offer another program strictly for retirement?
//But that would compete with Fidelity, T Rowe Price, etc, wouldn't it?
 
2011-11-22 01:24:57 PM
I think it's time to bring a law suit to the Supreme Court forcing Congress to live by all of the laws they have exempted themselves from and expect us to live under.
 
2011-11-22 01:29:08 PM
So it seems that his plan is to foist this federal program onto states that can't afford it, and then talk about how spending cuts solved all the problems, even as state taxes go up?

If it were less subtle than a train wreck in someone's backyard, I'd probably say it was brilliant.
 
2011-11-22 01:31:10 PM
The current Social Security system is completely broken and driving the government in to debt along with other entitlement programs, but as it serves as a good tool to scare people in to voting for Democrats and makes people dependent on the government for their very lives the Democrats will have the US file for bankruptcy before they will even consider giving up even a piece of the power and control Social Security grants the federal government.

The fact that you could have a private account for yourself that earns you far more money over your life time is meaningless to a Democrat because what works best for you is not what's important... If its not keeping liberals in power, then its bad, period, no matter what good comes from it.

Now that I've translated the liberal response to the Gingrich plan, you may get back to pretending that this is some old idea and that liberals have come up with something besides "THe government should control everything" in the past 50 years.
 
2011-11-22 01:33:04 PM
It has worked out great for other countries. Why is the left so afraid of change?

Any return over the current 1% we now earn on Social Security is better.
 
SH
2011-11-22 01:34:04 PM
Gingrich simply wants to put even more distance between him and those dirty 99%ers who want their fair share of the millions he made as a congressman.
 
2011-11-22 01:35:07 PM
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2011-11-22 01:37:00 PM
david_gaithersburg: It has worked out great for other countries. Why is the left so afraid of change?

Any return over the current 1% we now earn on Social Security is better.


What about returns under the current 1% we earn?
 
2011-11-22 01:37:21 PM
ThatGuyGreg: Diogenes: I honestly don't understand why everyone thinks Gingrich is so damned smart

In the land of the blind, the three-wived man is king.


Especially in the land of the blind, considering:
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-22 01:37:44 PM
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I think it's time to bring a law suit to the Supreme Court forcing Congress to live by all of the laws they have exempted themselves from and expect us to live under.


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2011-11-22 01:39:22 PM
GT_Frog: I think it's time to bring a law suit to the Supreme Court forcing Congress to live by all of the laws they have exempted themselves from and expect us to live under.

omg why are you yelling
 
2011-11-22 01:41:00 PM
Silverstaff: His 15 minutes are up and he's just riding the 2012 campaign to pad out his resume for a TV deal on FOX News and a book deal/speaking tour later on.

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By George! I think you've got it!
 
2011-11-22 01:41:39 PM
His advisers couldn't say how much the plan would cost, when it would begin or who would be eligible.

His advisers couldn't say how much the plan would cost, when it would begin or who would be eligible.

His advisers couldn't say how much the plan would cost, when it would begin or who would be eligible.


Brilliant plan! I'm on board.
 
2011-11-22 01:41:40 PM
randomjsa: The current Social Security system is completely broken and driving the government in to debt along with other entitlement programs, but as it serves as a good tool to scare people in to voting for Democrats and makes people dependent on the government for their very lives the Democrats will have the US file for bankruptcy before they will even consider giving up even a piece of the power and control Social Security grants the federal government.

So, your solution is what exactly?

The fact that you could have a private account for yourself that earns you far more money over your life time is meaningless to a Democrat because what works best for you is not what's important... If its not keeping liberals in power, then its bad, period, no matter what good comes from it.

There is no guarentee that it would make more money over a lifetime. There's no guarentee it would make ANY money. You could end up losing money on it. I hate the very idea because I see it as little more than gambling.

Now that I've translated the liberal response to the Gingrich plan, you may get back to pretending that this is some old idea and that liberals have come up with something besides "THe government should control everything" in the past 50 years.

So his only response is that private industry should control everything? That's actually a WORSE idea. I've been paying attention to companies that tend to control large sums of cash, and try to make more in short periods of time. It gets pretty messy.

I'm not going to say that some reform needs to be done, but I am going to say that getting it out of the government entirely is not the solution.

Of course, the rest of his "solution" dump it on the states isn't going to help anyone at all either.
 
2011-11-22 01:41:54 PM
Ah yes, because my 401(k) is doing sooooooooo great. I love watching my retirement savings get pissed away by wall st every month.
 
2011-11-22 01:44:54 PM
Anyone else read that as Grinch?
 
2011-11-22 01:46:19 PM
JerseyTim: This is the guy who would wipe the floor with Obama in a debate, right?

Depends on the audience. Krugman's quote cannot be repeated enough; Newt Gingrich Is 'A Stupid Man's Idea Of What A Smart Person Sounds Like'
 
2011-11-22 01:47:51 PM
Holy fark YES, please PLEASE let me do this. SS states when I retire I will possibly get "up to" 75% of my actual benefit amount. I can take that same amount contributed to an IRA type of account and yank down 6-10%. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GET LET ME HAVE MY OWN farkING MONEY!
 
2011-11-22 01:48:04 PM
gingrinch can ki$$ my white a$$.
 
2011-11-22 01:48:15 PM
OK, so G-boy admits that don't know what the cutoff will be for current workers. What will happen to people such as myself, who are right in the middle of their lives in the work force and have already paid into Social Security? What about workers who are new to the work force but have already begun paying SS? Also, TFA says there will be guarantees of minimal monthly stipends if the market should collapse. So how do they plan on insuring that? Where is the revenue coming from? It better not be coming from my SS payments.

The biggest question for me is how are these plans going to be regulated? The article mentions regulations that will guarantee diversified portfolios - OK that's fine. But are these plans going to be regulated insofar as when funds can be withdrawn? Is there going to be a minimum retirement age before a withdrawal can be made? Are they going to allow hardship withdrawals? Are they going to allow loans - if so that would be a nightmare!! The problem with private accounts is unless they are regulated up the wazoo (and we know how much the conservatives love regulation) then people are going to decide they want their money NOW and screw up their retirement. I work in the retirement industry, I see it every day. I myself have fallen prey to the allure of a 401(k) loan. This just seems like a very bad idea to me.
 
2011-11-22 01:50:47 PM
I just can't stand looking at him. He looks like a homunculus made from human bowel.
 
2011-11-22 01:51:00 PM
Employers would still pay their share of the tax, which would be used to pay benefits for current retirees. But it would create a funding shortfall that Gingrich brushed off.

"That gap is more than covered by the savings" that would come from giving states control of 185 social welfare programs, Gingrich told reporters


WTF? Is he suggesting that the federal government will no longer pay for these programs, but keep taking in the same amount of taxes and that is where the 'savings' will come from? Well, I suppose that makes some sense...

...until I realize that the states are going to want that money from the federal government to pay for those state-run programs which will eliminate those savings? Or is Newt implying that the states will have to get the revenue to pay for those programs elsewhere... like by raising state level income or sales taxes... which, you know, hurt the middle class?

after a speech that laid out broad concepts but lacked key details.

Yea, I'll say.
 
2011-11-22 01:54:01 PM
Uhh, is subby in tenth grade? While old, this is a great idea if there is some regulation to the account holdings. They have been used in Chile for over thirty years and it has worked great.
 
2011-11-22 01:54:01 PM
MrBigglesworth: Holy fark YES, please PLEASE let me do this. SS states when I retire I will possibly get "up to" 75% of my actual benefit amount. I can take that same amount contributed to an IRA type of account and yank down 6-10%. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GET LET ME HAVE MY OWN farkING MONEY!

Did you read the article? Your half would go to a private account. The amount your employer pays into it goes in to support the current retirees. How much you want to bet they don't plan on making that up to you later on? Nope, I bet you would be told to GTFO with your private account that got only half funded.

It's a shell game. A way to keep the old people happy after they let the politicians raid their retirement accounts while tying to fool the younger generation into thinking they're not getting farked.
 
2011-11-22 01:54:44 PM
randomjsa: The fact that you could have a private account for yourself that earns you far more money over your life time is meaningless to a Democrat because what works best for you is not what's important... If its not keeping liberals in power, then its bad, period, no matter what good comes from it.


You could also have a private account that claims you have money, except when you go to withdraw it you find out the financial institution took your money, gambled it in the market,lost it and now you don't actually have any money. You know, like MF Global did.

Also, I am 99.99% sure that if you're given the opportunity to invest in a private fund then there will be some sort of "maintenance" fee that skims off the top to benefit whichever bank manages to bribe their way into being in charge of the whole thing.

If you're going to go down this route, just go ahead and cut SS altogether. Give people their money back, tell them they can invest it or not as they choose.

Also, why are we even talking about SS issues when the skyrocketing cost of medical care and subsequent cost of Medicare/Medicaid is a much bigger issue?
 
2011-11-22 01:55:22 PM
It is AMAZING how much better this thread got after I logged in and my ignores turned on...and my favs. (thanks Hubie)
 
2011-11-22 01:55:31 PM
Look how many farks I give about the old people getting shortchanged because they believed in the SS bullshiat!

Yeah Id get half to go into the account, that is fine by me. My up to 75% issue above is based on actual statements from the SSA.

Id rather have more than that.
 
2011-11-22 01:55:41 PM
I'd have to fight this, it makes me sick to think that my SS money would have a fee attached to it, that would go to lobbying congress, that would make my democracy disappear even faster, and in the end I would pay for it.

No.
 
2011-11-22 01:55:55 PM
That's right folks, the party who has spent two years shouting that it's not only unconstitutional but *immoral* for the government to deliver you into the hands of healthcare companies without allowing you any chance to abstain from participation, has been drooling for the past two decades over the chance to deliver you into the hands of private investment companies without allowing you any chance to abstain from participation.

(And, on the flip side, the party who is deeply cynical about allowing private banks to skim profit off a mandatory system like social security just fought long and hard to ensure that private insurance companies can skim profit off a mandatory health care system)

This is what we call a shameless demonstration of Political Philosophy: that is, a demonstration that their philosophy extends just far enough to justify their immediate political need.
 
2011-11-22 01:56:42 PM
Social Security is the largest Ponzi scheme in history. Leftist policies continue to fail and bankrupt and these idiots never learn.
 
2011-11-22 01:57:27 PM
randomjsa: The current Social Security system is completely broken and driving the government in to debt

what a wonderful world this would be if people who had opinions based them off of actual facts.

Link (new window)

Just this year alone, SS brought in 75 BILLION more dollars than it spent. So now that you are confronted with the fact that SS actually brings in more money than it pays out, are you going to change your entire opinion or stick to your talking point that has no basis in reality?
 
2011-11-22 01:59:09 PM
MrBigglesworth: Holy fark YES, please PLEASE let me do this. SS states when I retire I will possibly get "up to" 75% of my actual benefit amount. I can take that same amount contributed to an IRA type of account and yank down 6-10%. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GET LET ME HAVE MY OWN farkING MONEY!

Well until the stock market crashes like it does every 10 years or so and then your taxes will go up to help all the people's who's savings got their savings destroyed because all their money was invested in the market. (but you are ignoring that and pretending an AVERAGE means every year pays out that much, which is not true)

Let me ask you something. When the stock market crashes like it did in the financial crisis what do you think will happen to all the people who have all their retirement money invested? Do you think we will just let them starve to death? Or do you think we will be forced to pay to bail them out?
 
2011-11-22 01:59:26 PM
Leather!: Uhh, is subby in tenth grade? While old, this is a great idea if there is some regulation to the account holdings. They have been used in Chile for over thirty years and it has worked great.


Yeah, but.......SOCIALISM
 
2011-11-22 02:00:00 PM
Having an account that you own and can pass down to your family is so overrated. I much prefer the government to force me to relinquish money every time I get paid that they can use to fund their vote buying schemes. Especially when I realize I have no guarantee to ever receive that money should I die before receiving benefits or the Congress decides to means test.
 
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