The transportation and spread of cooties should be a Class A felony.

Quarantine Shostie before it's too late and he infects us all!!

WTF Indeed: The transportation and spread of cooties should be a Class A felony.

especially since vaccinations for cooties is proven to cause autism.

You know who else only dealt in absolutes?

Grables'Daughter: /kisses WTF Indeed

AHHHH!!! Damn you foul temptress!

*Jumps in emergency shower with a bar of Lava Soap*

I really don't understand why some of you are acting like you're five years old and afraid of kisses and cooties.

It's very creepy considering you're adults. Kind of like people who engage in diaper fetishism.

Shostie: Girls are yucky and should be sent to jail.

If only cooties didn't taste so good.

I've always thought that zero tolerance policies serve mainly as a way to shield school officials from making any decisions on their own and thus shield them from any consequences of their actions.

Everyone says this, but then you've never been sued nor have you run against a candidate who is "tougher on crime" than you are.

When did tolerance become a bad thing?

/pepper-spray them both, and the teacher

No mugshots of the little slut?!!

/TTIUWP

Say something snarkie to Grables'Daughter

hope for kisses from hot gal......

*southpark*
"Niiiiiiiiiiiice"

Grables'Daughter: WTF Indeed: Quarantine Shostie before it's too late and he infects us all!!

/kisses WTF Indeed

Hey, can I get one?

*bats eyelashes*

Possible picture of the teacher involved?

I'm assuming the entire class was casually pepper sprayed? That's the way we handle things now, right?

HoboCop: slayer199: Since girls are yucky and have cooties, is it safe to say that aren't all sugar and spice and everything nice?

I think the cooties culture in the sugar and spice, like yeast in beer.

So girls are like beer? Hmmmm, this answers much.

Meh, cooties keep you clean so you don't have to shower. Like those parasites on fish.

Here's the thing:

Yes, this is stupid, but I can completely understand why a school would report this. It's all about covering their asses, for any potential litigation. They have to take action because of the 1 percent of insane parents who would sue if they heard this had happened to their snowflake.

You made this bed, America. Now you must lie in it.

I wonder if this one percent is the same one OWS are fighting with...actually I doubt it, but there are similarities.

The little slut! I bet she was wearing her "I heart rich boys" panties from K-Mart. And those damned teachers getting in the way. Junior could could have got himself a hummer had the busybodies hadn't interfered.

Grables'Daughter: wambu: Shostie: Girls are yucky and should be sent to jail.

If only cooties didn't taste so good.

/maces wambu

Aaaaaand the sugar is gone. You get the spice!

Was the FLORIDA tag in the bathroom washing off cooties or something, Subby?

GAT_00: It does make sense - from a liability perspective.

crap....i see this was already covered

carry on

Cops should have tased the teacher after they found out what happend

Nels: You know who else only dealt in absolutes?

I do.

what on earth is wrong with our culture. Imagine how a generation of kids growing up with these policies are going to turn out.

The internet was officially ruined when backwoods republicans found comment sections.

Margaret Ann Haring, 56, initially called child welfare officials, who directed her to contact the sheriff,

This is like a bad game of Civ where you thought you were doing really well expanding and gathering resources, but then you found that you had overextended and could no longer support your cities and that farking barbarian just killed your only worker and now Gandhi wants the only source of copper you have to fend off the attackers or else that's a lovely civ you have there, it would be shame if anything were to happen to it...

/where's the farking reset button?
//fark it, I'm opening the world editor and dropping modern armor on everyone I don't like. Suck it, Gandhi.

You have to keep tight controls on social interaction if you want to oppress a democracy properly. Love, sex, affection, all the things that make humans happy need to have the shiat legislated out of them.

Welcome to your pretend free society.