Sorry Jenny, we're only interested in your vagina.

I wonder how many are dead because of this coont.

Beaver1224: Eddie Adams from Torrance: I would fark her stupid.

Too late.

How about Stupied-er

rhino33: sigh.... she was my first.

back in the good old FTP days, i somehow traded for a random video of her just dancing around in a schoolgirl outfit, and then geting out of said outfit.

Sounds like your FTP days were like my BBS days.

She goes on Ryan Seacrests show after dating Jim Carrey saying she wants a "man's man"?

Get out of Hollywood, sweety. You're doing it wrong.

Jenny McCarthy Body Count (new window)

Required post for a Jenny McCarthy thread.

Sorry, Jenny, but hot beef injections cause autism.

Scumbag Jenny McCarthy.

I'm not saying that all Playboy models are beautiful, dumb women.

But if someone's main claim to fame is that she was in Playboy, I'm going to take anything she asserts to be factual with a big ol' bag of salt.

At the risk of studman, may I say,


Her knees.

In that picture, they look like a sailor's knuckles.

She's a known farter.

Sorry Jenny, it wasn't vaccinations, it was you or your sperm supplier's defective genes.

Sure are a lot of gays in this thread.

Pants full of macaroni!!: No thanks. Plastic and idiocy are a turnoff.

Plus she'd probably make me call her "Doctor".

Slives: Right after she was in Playboy, half the country would have shaved their heads for that chance.

Now? She will find a few takers but the line will be pretty short.



And retarded liars like this guy:

wildstarr: I'm bald but she doesn't have a chance with me.

/see whitman00's post for my reason

RexTalionis: Who would've thought that she would find somebody who has such insane levels of OCD that he carries around little doggie bags filled with his own feces so attractive?

/Yes, I know she wasn't talking about him specifically.

What? He does what? Why? For future reference?

Knara: I'm not saying that all Playboy models are beautiful, dumb women.

But if someone's main claim to fame is that she was in Playboy, I'm going to take anything she asserts to be factual with a big ol' bag of salt.

Asia Carrera's main claim to fame was porn.

She also studied piano as a child, and performed at Carnegie Hall twice before the age of 15. By 16 she taught English at Tsuruga College in Japan. She won a full academic scholarship to Rutgers University. Member of Mensa with an IQ of 156. She ran away from home at the age of 17 because she felt her parents put too much pressure on her to succeed academically. She wrote her own website in the 90s, and has designed her own game skins for Unreal Tournament (she also hosted her own Unreal Tournament server that featured custom maps designed by fans that frequented the chatroom that she has hosted on her site since 1997).

It's always good to take in the full picture. Don't take what McCarthy has to say with a bag of salt because of one facet of her life that has nothing to do with her worldly opinion. Take what she has to say with a bag of salt BECAUSE of the looney things she says based on her opinion.

Likes his chances.

Wellon Dowd: Sorry, Jenny, but hot beef injections cause autism.

So that's why women avoid eye contact after. Huh!

Jenny McCarthy says you might just have a shot with her, if you look like Howie Mandel tries to revitalize her shiatty career by pandering.

Much more accurate headline this way.

Someone should send her the whole group of Observers from Fringe.

Even before she let the world no she had gone full-retard, she did that Candies ad with her sitting on the toilet and her panties by her ankles. After that, I lost my lust for her. I realize women poop. Yes, even hot ones. But it doesn't mean I should have to visualize it. Sure, I'd still hit it, but that's not saying much. I certainly wouldn't shave my head to do it.

Jackpot777: Asia Carrera's main claim to fame was porn.

I am well-aware of Asia Carrera. As the dude on reddit who did an IAMA stated, she didn't get along with a lot of folks in the industry simply because she was so much smarter than everyone.

In general, I assume everyone is stupid until they prove otherwise.

However, "porn stars who are giving me advise about a medical condition that isn't fully understood by doctors" will always have a higher hurdle to clear. I make no apologies for that.

/also include "anyone telling me how some things have chemicals in them" and so you should eat organic because organic foods contain no chemicals in that list

Also, Playboy is barely porn. You insult Asia Carrera by not only comparing her to Jenny McCarthy, but by calling what Jenny McCarthy did "porn".

Knara: /also include "anyone telling me how some things have chemicals in them" and so you should eat organic because organic foods contain no chemicals in that list

What's your beef there?

/see what i did?

alizeran: No, that's not porn, that's erotica. See, porn gives you a boner, but erotica gives you a boner that wears a little top hat and appreciates fine wines top-shelf liquor.

FTFY

Back when she was Playmate of the Month, I would so shave my head to be with her. Now? No way.

Knara: However, "porn stars who are giving me advise about a medical condition that isn't fully understood by doctors" will always have a higher hurdle to clear. I make no apologies for that.

In fairness, porn stars are more likely to contract medical conditions that aren't fully understood by doctors. Sometimes they're the only ones who know what the symptoms are like.

Kind of like McCarthy, who suffers from gonorrhea discharge of the mouth.

Slives: Right after she was in Playboy, half the country would have shaved their heads for that chance.

Now? She will find a few takers but the line will be pretty short.

I fail to see why the line would be so short.

Especially considering that 99.9% of fark would not even get a second glance from her. Being crazy does not mean shiat when it comes to men and women, hell even crazier women have been getting married since the dawn of time, she just espoused her beliefs on vaccines and autism which is what a mother would do when looking for a cause of issues with their child. It is strange that autism is on an uptick the past 40-50 years or so.

rhino33: sigh.... she was my first.

back in the good old FTP days, i somehow traded for a random video of her just dancing around in a schoolgirl outfit, and then geting out of said outfit.

Hey, I bought that on VHS. I was on a school trip to Reno NV, which was a big deal since I was from Elko NV. In other words, I had nothing available to me there, so a trip to a bigger city was always welcome. We got to wander around the mall at one point and a friend and I, being movie fanatics, went straight to Suncoast. We wandered the place and picked out a ton of tapes, but the Playboy section really caught my eye. The Jenny McCarthy Playmate of the Year video or whatever it was. We were amazed that the clerk let us buy it. I'm pretty sure that's what started my fascination with the "Sexy Schoolgirl" outfit.

/Too bad she's a crazy coont nowadays.

wildstarr: I'm bald but she doesn't have a chance with me.

/see whitman00's post for my reason

Well thats a relief, I just figured it was because you were so hideously fugly that only a 450lb icelandic hooker would be your only option after she spent 5 months servicing a fishing fleet and didnt get time to bathe.

But thank god you have higher standards.

jmr61: You don't stick your dick in crazy, that's well established.

As her craziness. Wouldn't mind punching her one time for all the controversy her stupid ass has caused over vaccinations.

This is what I find amazing, this groundswell over vaccines causing mental issues has been around long before her.

For Sale: One used gold-digger to highest any bidder. Middle-aged, well-broken in. Mostly original packaging. Some brain-damage, but doesn't effect normal operation.

steamingpile: Slives: Right after she was in Playboy, half the country would have shaved their heads for that chance.

Now? She will find a few takers but the line will be pretty short.

I fail to see why the line would be so short.

Especially considering that 99.9% of fark would not even get a second glance from her. Being crazy does not mean shiat when it comes to men and women, hell even crazier women have been getting married since the dawn of time, she just espoused her beliefs on vaccines and autism which is what a mother would do when looking for a cause of issues with their child. It is strange that autism is on an uptick the past 40-50 years or so.

unless you consider the fact the we have better diagnostic tools now than we did 40-50 years ago. It used be a generic "retarded" or "special-ed kid". Now we are able to diagnose a sundry of other diseases and conditions with a greater degree of granularity than just "that kid ain't right".

Let's see...

Her in Playboy. NSFW! (new window)

Her sister as a Playboy Cybergirl. NSFW! (new window)

PsyLord: ...I would so shave my head to be with her. Now? No way.

Given the choice, I'll shave your head to be with her sister.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I would fark her stupid.

EdgeRunner: Knara: However, "porn stars who are giving me advise about a medical condition that isn't fully understood by doctors" will always have a higher hurdle to clear. I make no apologies for that.

In fairness, porn stars are more likely to contract medical conditions that aren't fully understood by doctors. Sometimes they're the only ones who know what the symptoms are like.

Kind of like McCarthy, who suffers from gonorrhea discharge of the mouth.

Sadly this is true just lookup Stephanie Swift. DO NOT gis at work but she has some condition that has never been explained last i read about it.