Now they understand the pain we go through.

First.

Guess that means no more Fat Monkey for old Shannon, huh?...

Thanks, Subby. I just threw away the bacon I made for breakfast.

Dated a girl briefly that had the most shocking labia minora I've ever seen. Batwings. They hung between her thighs like two deflated flesh balloons.

I don't know how you walk around with those things.

Worthless w/out pictures. If you can't see flaps worth cutting away, how are all the women who think they want this to compare what they look like?

The last frontier? There's a quote I should have cut that cracked me right up.

Christ, that's a rough 23.

"Let's be real," said Dr. Travis Stork, who hosts the show. "Looks do matter, whether it's your face your hair or even down there."

If you refer to genitalia as "down there", you should have your MD revoked.

Good for motorboating.

Note to self: Stop thinkin' Arby's.

is hers too long as well---

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/3950482/My-six-times-a- d ay-sex-with-52st-woman.html

"They're taking this beautiful, fluffy vulva and making it look like newborn baby's," said Hutcherson.

Ewwww! It looks like a sad clown...

I'm not gonna click on a video link unless I know for sure we will see the offending lips in detail.

Someone call for a Doctor? Let's see if we can sonic those things down to size.

This lady went to the doctor to get her labia rejuvenated, but she said she was very self-conscious about it and wanted as few people as possible to know about it. The doctor agreed and performed the surgery, but when she arrived in her room she saw three vases filled with flowers. She turned to the nurse and said, "I thought I told the doctor to keep this a secret! Who sent all these flowers?"

The nurse said, "Don't worry, we took your request very seriously and only told the people who we absolutely needed to. One vase is from the doctor, one is from the anesthesiologist, and the other is from the burn ward thanking you for the ears."

meat curtains.

SuperMeekrat:
/// Her dude loved her batwings. Therefor, it is fine.



Ummm....the article said that her "endowment" was an issue in the last break up.

This story gives Georgia O'Keefe a sad.

4 minutes - 4 whole minutes. I watched that video for 4 minutes expecting to see what most males here watched it for, and got nothing!!!

"Ewwww....it looks like a sad old man!" Link (new window)

For some reason, when I saw "The Doctors", I thought the article was talking about the soap opera "The Doctors" that my mom used to watch after "Days of our Lives". That would be a pretty freaky story line for a soap opera. My mom would have passed out.

Andie Valentino that is all. DO NOT GIS for her at work.

/At work or would post pic. can someone help out.

FTA: "But most of the patients I have coming in asking about this are teenagers that look entirely normal," said Tracy. "The majority of them, after some probing, seem to have some underlying body dysmorphic disorder or problems in their relationship that make them think they're abnormal."

Whoa there doc... you might want to rephrase that.

And this is why the UK's "Embarrassing Bodies" (Not Safe For Wimpy Americans) is superior to it's American knock-off. On "Embarrassing Bodies", not only would Dr. McKenna have gotten down there, showed off everything and pointed out why this hurt and that stung, we'd have gotten to see the surgery and before and after comparisons.

SuperMeekrat: 2KanZam: SuperMeekrat:
/// Her dude loved her batwings. Therefor, it is fine.



Ummm....the article said that her "endowment" was an issue in the last break up.

From the vid, it was because she didn't want to fark, and he wanted to fark all the time.
/her issue, not his.
// getting shut down for sex constantly does VERY bad things to the rejected party's ego.

truth. did it cause her physical discomfort/pain to have sex? no? then get over your self and have sex with your man! he OBVIOUSLY isn't concerned with some extra fleshy bits

OK, I've examined you. Now I'm going to take this Egg McMuffin and show you how I'm gonna carve out something sexy from that mess.

Her last boyfriend broke up with her because she kept giving him too much lip.

approve

One girl I was working with was quite proud of hers and walked around my office, stretching them out for everybody to see - they must've been about 5 inches long, when stretched out.

/a little unusual, even working at a porn company.

/a wizard did it.

Crazy huge labia is actually a huge turn on for me so this story made me sad. She should have just found a guy that liked them and left them alone. We are out there.

Baron Harkonnen: I know most Farkers like their women looking like they're 11, but I don't mind a pussy looking like a pussy, rather than a little slit. In fact, I prefer a little lip action.

THIS.

If they're that long, can't you just tuck them inside?

But some gynecologists call plastic surgery for the vagina misguided and risky.

Some readers call the characterization of labioplasty as "surgery for the vagina" misguided and inaccurate.

Pfft. Love em or leave em, men. If I let you look at my flappy bits and they aren't up to your standards, the door is right there.