No. At the last moment he was teleported out and replaced by a clone that had been prepared in advance to die in his place. Wake. UP. Sheeple.

kid_icarus: No. At the last moment he was teleported out and replaced by a clone that had been prepared in advance to die in his place. Wake. UP. Sheeple.

miss diminutive: kid_icarus: No. At the last moment he was teleported out and replaced by a clone that had been prepared in advance to die in his place. Wake. UP. Sheeple.

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Of course aliens were involved. All the signs are there, if you only have the sense to see them.

/Obama is a shape-shifting alien infused with Kennedy's DNA.
//It all fits together; they've been planning this all along

I was 6.
They sent me home from school.
I told my mom why.
She turned on the news and started crying.
Then the phone started to ring.
People were standing out in front of their houses calling to each other.
Once back at school, the teachers' grief was evident.
As a kid,you had to wonder what the dig deal was.
People got killed all the time.
You knew everybody would die eventually.
Later on I found out people like him.

His family got rich selling bad wiskey to good injuns, my gramma said.

Years later, his broher killed a girl.

He didn't go to jail for it.

Hid other brother got killed, too.

I heard their whole family was farked up.

Anyway, I remember that day.

Back...and to the left...

Back...and to the left...

/splat

He shot himself.

Wake up... this whole assassination thing was a fake... like the moon landing...and the female orgasm.

kid_icarus: No. At the last moment he was teleported out and replaced by a clone that had been prepared in advance to die in his place. Wake. UP. Sheeple.

Twilight Zone right? I have a vague memory.

So George Ambrose/Jake Epping didn't stop it? Thanks for spoiling it Fark!

/enjoying the book

It's not only possible but highly probable that lone nut Oswald got 3 shots off with an old Italian bolt action rifle and scored 2 hits, including a head shot, on a moving target. There are snipers that are that good.

Jake Havechek: It's not only possible but highly probable that lone nut Oswald got 3 shots off with an old Italian bolt action rifle and scored 2 hits, including a head shot, on a moving target. There are snipers that are that good.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman believed him capable. That's good enough for me.

vudukungfu: I was 6.
They sent me home from school.
I told my mom why.
She turned on the news and started crying.
Then the phone started to ring.
People were standing out in front of their houses calling to each other.
Once back at school, the teachers' grief was evident.
As a kid,you had to wonder what the dig deal was.
People got killed all the time.
You knew everybody would die eventually.
Later on I found out people like him.

His family got rich selling bad wiskey to good injuns, my gramma said.

Years later, his broher killed a girl.

He didn't go to jail for it.

Hid other brother got killed, too.

I heard their whole family was farked up.

Anyway, I remember that day.

Don't forget the "retarded" sister who was actually the victim of a lobotomy.

If you go to Dallas you can stand in the window next to the one that Oswald used. It wasn't that difficult of a shot. I'm not a sniper by any means, but I'm a pretty good shot with a rifle and it was an easy shot.

Pro Tip: When you ask the Chicago mob to help you win the West Virginia primary and the general election in Illinois and then sic your AG brother on them, don't expect them to play nice.

So what if there were no fingerprints on the rifle? Hasn't history shown that when it comes down to the wire and every step matters, cops always botch the investigation?

Jake Havechek: It's not only possible but highly probable that lone nut Oswald got 3 shots off with an old Italian bolt action rifle and scored 2 hits, including a head shot, on a moving target. There are snipers that are that good.

There are contests every year in which marksman try to use old Carcano rifles to duplicate that feat. No one has yet to my knowledge.


/just shows what a president gets when they try to fark with the Federal Reserve, and likely why no one has tried since then.

While I don't believe the government conspired to have JFK killed, I do believe they conspired to conceal evidence relevant to the case prior to the official investigation.

Why else would the crime scene be ordered completely destroyed within 48 hours of the crime, before anyone really had a chance to look at it?

/Just sayin'.
//Hess and Eisenhardt know what happened.

Rusty Shackleford: Because People in power are Stupid
It was the Koch family.

WHAR BAY OF PIGS AIR UMBRELLA WHAR?

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/22/opinion/the-umbrella-man.html

Giving signals and calling the shots. Never found but interviewed. An anachronism. Out of place and out of time. Standing there, raising the glass and raising a ruckus.

Communist pigeons still over joyed.

The narrative by Donald Sutherland's character in JFK makes as much (if not more) sense as anything else I've seen or read.

Gonz: I have the weirdest theory about the Kennedy assassination.

I think one deranged individual, armed with nothing more than a mail-order Italian rifle, changed history.

If you really think about it, that's the most terrifying idea of all. A lone nut, a loser, a reject from society altered the course of world events.

It's a very powerful idea and it gives hope to many people. You can be alone, friendless, outcast, but you can still change the world. You just have to find that one lever, the one weakpoint, to topple empires. That one person who has nothing has nothing to lose, and that makes him the most dangerous person of all.

I was always skeptical about the lone gunman theory...until I actually went to Dealy Plaza and realized how freaking small that place is. WAY easier for one guy to pull that off than a bunch of people, given the logistics of the place.

The fact is...back then, the media was a lot more 'obedient' in terms of how they regurgitated news. This was one of the first world events that got out way ahead of the White House's control of it. Witnesses were talking to the media before they could be formally interviewed, the White House didn't get an opportunity to even begin to craft their normal 'spin' on it before some details were out...it was chaos out of their control, and they still tried to apply 'old school' methods after the genie was out of the bottle. The confusion allowed for conspiracy theories to flourish.

But for reals...one guy did it.

CliChe Guevara: Jake Havechek: It's not only possible but highly probable that lone nut Oswald got 3 shots off with an old Italian bolt action rifle and scored 2 hits, including a head shot, on a moving target. There are snipers that are that good.

There are contests every year in which marksman try to use old Carcano rifles to duplicate that feat. No one has yet to my knowledge.


/just shows what a president gets when they try to fark with the Federal Reserve, and likely why no one has tried since then.

Jesus Christ, another dumbass. Hey idiot, you know the moon landing was faked, right?

The Illuminati, subby. You forgot the Illuminati.

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Came for this, leaving satisfied

It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma! The shooters don't even know! Don't you get it?

Badger???
Too obscure?
That was not too obscure for me.
Now please tell the class what the highest point in Washington is.

Reclaiming History was an excellent book, and really completely debunks almost every (realistic) conspiracy theory I've ever heard of.

/funny guy

I literally just watched the episode of "Mad Men" that dealt with the Kennedy Assassination for the first time last night, talk about timing.

The thing was, I dunno, that whole situation is weird, right? Like, I don't know that I go into that full multiple gunman, reverse-vampie, Rand Corporation thing...but there's definitely *something* missing in all of this, right?

Things that really stuck out to me: Lee Oswald claiming he was a "patsy" as they were hauling him away, and just how *easy* it was for Jack Ruby to just walk up and kill him. The Ruby part is really messing with me.

Protip:Don't take Hoover's personal parking spot for yourself at the DC Sambos. It was all about ease of getting pancakes in a quaint racist setting.

He pissed off the mob, he pissed off the FBI, he pissed of the Chiefs of Staff.... And face it, an Catholic president? Yeah it was some whacko in a building with a magic, sh*tty rifle with magic bullets. Works for me.

It all makes sense now.

Forty-eight years after William McKinley was assassinated very few could tell you who he was. When will it be like that for Kennedy? Kennedy is DEAD. Most Americans alive today weren't even born yet when he was killed. Get over it.

It was the CIA and they came at it from many different directions. The CIA involved the mob, Oswald and Johnson, but they are the ones that fired the head shot.