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(Gamma Squad) Amusing Five Captain Planet episodes that went horribly wrong, like when Wheeler visited a bike shop run by that creepy guy   (gammasquad.uproxx.com) divider line 109
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2011-11-22 09:41:26 AM
i249.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-22 10:16:09 AM
There just aren't enough superheros with mullets.
 
2011-11-22 10:40:58 AM
xanadian: [i249.photobucket.com image 143x640]

So have you been sitting on that one for a while waiting for the right moment to pounce?
 
2011-11-22 10:43:36 AM
I would think the worst episodes are all the ones they made instead of making more Swat Cats episodes... Wich is the entire captain planet series.

/Swat cats was far superior.
/CP never worked for me, no matter how much I watched .
 
2011-11-22 10:45:41 AM
Is there a reason to link to a site that links to another site that has the actual content on it?

No.

No there isn't.
 
2011-11-22 10:46:03 AM
bhcompy: xanadian: [i249.photobucket.com image 143x640]

So have you been sitting on that one for a while waiting for the right moment to pounce?


This. I can't imagine that there are many opportunities to delve into one's vast Captain Planet caption reserves.
 
2011-11-22 10:47:42 AM
I thought all Captain Planet episodes were horribly bad.
 
2011-11-22 10:48:29 AM
There are five episodes that went right?
 
2011-11-22 10:48:44 AM
Only five?

Most farked up one was when Wheeler quit the group and he saw the future where the whole Gaia went to Hell, and the blonde chick from the Soviet Union Eastern Europe went Full Duggar/Octomom.

Lesson: it's his fault that she turn out to be a slut who can't keep her legs together is unable to obtain effective birth control.
 
2011-11-22 10:48:45 AM
way south: /CP never worked for me, no matter how much I watched .

Have a seat over there.
 
2011-11-22 10:49:49 AM
way south:
/CP never worked for me, no matter how much I watched .


www.blogcdn.com
 
2011-11-22 10:50:03 AM
This episode was particularly disturbing.
 
2011-11-22 10:51:06 AM
a link to a blog that links to another blog?

awesome.

can we just skip the middleman?
 
2011-11-22 10:51:14 AM
The worst episode was any episode where the annoying "Heart" kid showed up for more than 10 seconds.

/that Hitler one is pretty bad
//mullet meets mustache
 
2011-11-22 10:51:14 AM
What you talkin about, Willis?
 
2011-11-22 10:53:45 AM
way south:
/CP never worked for me, no matter how much I watched .


You might not want to say that, son.
 
2011-11-22 10:54:00 AM
I counted one.

/Was counting not covered in one of the episodes?
 
2011-11-22 10:54:07 AM
That episode of Different Strokes was awkward and weird to watch as a kid and just made all the horrible "omg don't talk to strangers!" shiat my mom used to say even scarier.
 
2011-11-22 10:55:02 AM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

Captain Planet. Power rings without the delightful power ring abuse I was used to.

/Still watched it though.
 
2011-11-22 10:55:24 AM
5 captain planet episodes that link to 5 other captain planet episodes that link to a blog that link to a blog that link to a news aggregate, free college and a hotplate.
 
2011-11-22 10:56:33 AM
Curiously absent the episode where Wheeler's friend Trish becomes "Trash" and we learn the evils of grunge music.

Protesters at the end of the captain planet movie told me that the world would be unlivable by 1997. Come 1998 I realized this show was full of shiat.
 
2011-11-22 10:57:37 AM
... you must be stopping this at once... is the light of the drive light on...
 
2011-11-22 10:57:54 AM
Dimensio: This episode was particularly disturbing.

Came to make sure this was taken care of.
 
2011-11-22 11:00:52 AM
Wasn't there one ep where a teacher was shot and everytime they went after the gang members or whatever, images of famous civil rights people were flashed on screen?
 
2011-11-22 11:03:46 AM
Tingle007:
Protesters at the end of the captain planet movie told me that the world would be unlivable by 1997. Come 1998 I realized this show was full of shiat.


I'm amazed at your brain's lighting-quick data processing ability.

But you already knew that.
 
2011-11-22 11:03:47 AM
I watched Captain Planet all the time as a young kid. When my husband an I were dating he was humming the Captain Planet theme song for some reason and I started singing along. I knew he was a keeper.

I watch it now though and think "WTF is this shiat?"
 
2011-11-22 11:07:14 AM
way south: Swat cats was far superior.

Shows were good and got cancelled:
SWAT Kats
Exo Squad
Pirates of Dark Water
Conan the Adventurer
Sonic SatAM

Shows that were horrible, but got extra seasons:
The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
Captain Planet
James Bond Jr.
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Shows that were okay, but lasted too long for their own good (too many repeats)
Two Stupid Dogs
Garfield and Friends
 
2011-11-22 11:07:16 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-22 11:09:17 AM
degenerate-afro: way south: Swat cats was far superior.

Shows were good and got cancelled:
SWAT Kats
Exo Squad
Pirates of Dark Water
Conan the Adventurer
Sonic SatAM


Throw Disney's Gargoyles into this list.
 
2011-11-22 11:10:19 AM
Zap_Rowsdower: Is there a reason to link to a site that links to another site that has the actual content on it?

No.

No there isn't.


Thank you I was going to say the same thing.
 
2011-11-22 11:10:34 AM
way south: I would think the worst episodes are all the ones they made instead of making more Swat Cats episodes... Wich is the entire captain planet series.

/Swat cats was far superior.
/CP never worked for me, no matter how much I watched .


You obviously can't triforce.
 
2011-11-22 11:10:46 AM
degenerate-afro: Shows were good and got cancelled:
SWAT Kats
Exo Squad
Pirates of Dark Water
Conan the Adventurer
Sonic SatAM



Greg The Bunny
The Tick
 
2011-11-22 11:11:27 AM
This list feels empty without the AIDS episode in which people make fun of some kid with AIDS, most likely for being gay although they dance around it, and instead of teaching the bullies how stupid they are the Captain Planet just explains they shouldn't judge because the kid got it from a blood transfusion or something.

I have no idea why they even needed to summon Captain Planet for that episode.
 
2011-11-22 11:16:38 AM
Don Cheadle is Disturbing Captain Planet

//can't believe I'm first with this
 
2011-11-22 11:18:41 AM
Valacirca: This list feels empty without the AIDS episode in which people make fun of some kid with AIDS, most likely for being gay although they dance around it, and instead of teaching the bullies how stupid they are the Captain Planet just explains they shouldn't judge because the kid got it from a blood transfusion or something.

I have no idea why they even needed to summon Captain Planet for that episode.


Who do you think gave him AIDS?
And it wasn't from any blood transfusion.
Well, there was blood, but...
 
2011-11-22 11:19:53 AM
degenerate-afro: Shows were good and got cancelled:
SWAT Kats
Exo Squad
Pirates of Dark Water
Conan the Adventurer
Sonic SatAM


+ Jayce and the wheeled warriors
 
2011-11-22 11:21:13 AM
Came for the episode about overpopulation. Wasn't disappointed.

I still remember watching that on some Sunday morning when there was not any other bloody thing on worth watching, hearing one of the kids (I think the Asian one, no less) say that some countries "suggested" you only have one child and saying to myself "You mean like in China? And by 'suggest' you mean 'enforce by harsh laws where people disappear in the night'"?

I think I may have even said "Screw you, Turner".
 
2011-11-22 11:22:13 AM
IamFrums: There are five episodes that went right?

Yep. Zombie attack on dc, and the captain decided to solve the problem he'd turn into a fire tornado.
 
2011-11-22 11:24:59 AM
gito: Don Cheadle is Disturbing Captain Planet

//can't believe I'm first with this


Perhaps your disbelief is a consequence of my having referenced that video previously in this discussion.
 
2011-11-22 11:34:12 AM
degenerate-afro: way south: Swat cats was far superior.

Shows were good and got cancelled:
SWAT Kats
Exo Squad
Pirates of Dark Water
Conan the Adventurer
Sonic SatAM


Inhumanoids
C.O.P.S
and more recently The Roughneck Chronicles.
 
2011-11-22 11:34:50 AM
delysid25: 5 captain planet episodes that link to 5 other captain planet episodes that link to a blog that link to a blog that link to a news aggregate, free college and a hotplate.

BWWWWWAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!
 
2011-11-22 11:46:11 AM
SLOBODAN: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x302]

As god is my witness Andy, I didn't touch that turkey's fly.
 
2011-11-22 11:48:47 AM
holy crap -- the voice of the evil pig guy? ed asner...
 
2011-11-22 11:49:51 AM
degenerate-afro: way south: Swat cats was far superior.

Shows were good and got cancelled:
SWAT Kats
Exo Squad
Pirates of Dark Water
Conan the Adventurer
Sonic SatAM

Shows that were horrible, but got extra seasons:
The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest
Captain Planet
James Bond Jr.
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Shows that were okay, but lasted too long for their own good (too many repeats)
Two Stupid Dogs
Garfield and Friends


Battletech.
 
2011-11-22 11:52:44 AM
I used to watch this as a kid. I tried to show it to my 11 year old and he gave me the WTH look and went on to criticize the poor graphics.

On one hand, Millennium children are so spoiled with their CGI and 3D and elaborate / stunning visual effects.
On the other hand, I cannot believe I actually watched this crap. WTH!
 
2011-11-22 11:53:16 AM
ricochet4: holy crap -- the voice of the evil pig guy? ed asner...

I thought the rapist from Different Strokes was Gordon Jump "Mr. Carleson" from WKRP in Cincinnati.

Dammit Arnold, if Mr. Carleson wan'ts to ass rape you, you LET HIM, WKRP is the only station left that plays Rock and Roll and I will NOT lose that!!
 
2011-11-22 11:53:41 AM
When I was a kid, I used to assume the kids were couples and that the heart kid was left out (since there were only 2 girls).

When I got older I realised how it really went down:
Wheeler and Linka
Gi and Ma-Ti
Kwame and a Real Doll.
 
2011-11-22 11:57:57 AM
How the fark hard is it to link to the actual article, as opposed to an article about the article, you farkin' subtardmitter?
 
2011-11-22 11:58:52 AM
No love for Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?
 
2011-11-22 11:59:03 AM
Zap_Rowsdower: Is there a reason to link to a site that links to another site that has the actual content on it?

No.

No there isn't.


Neatorama payed Drew $100. I don't have a problem with this, but it's an advertisement, so please put (sponsored link) after it. We appreciate your transparency.
 
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