Just don't join Spinal Tap, lady...

Oh how I do look forward to her being pilloried for it, Subby.

/I was impressed

She can pound on my skins any day.

Nice, and when the solo was done, she came in right on the nose.

BillCo: I couldn't take my eyes off of her nose. It looks like a ski ramp.

I noticed that too and was thinking much the same thing.

BillCo: I couldn't take my eyes off of her nose. It looks like a ski ramp.

^this.

Took me a while to even notice there were drums.

It looked like Gonzo took over Animal's job.

Bravo. Great technique. Trust me, I nose a good drummer when I sees one.

chi_tino: It looked like Gonzo took over Animal's job.

Needs some love IMO

CrispFlows: JayR30: BillCo: I couldn't take my eyes off of her nose. It looks like a ski ramp.

^this.

Took me a while to even notice there were drums.

You've got to be shiatting me.

Seriously?

What - the - fark?

Good god, I hope I never ever get the displeasure of meeting either of you guys - ever.

Someone has a thought or viewpoint different than mine? They don't see things the way I do?



It's not that serious, really? By the way...this is Fark. Unclench.

CrispFlows: JayR30: BillCo: I couldn't take my eyes off of her nose. It looks like a ski ramp.

^this.

Took me a while to even notice there were drums.

You've got to be shiatting me.

Seriously?

What - the - fark?

Good god, I hope I never ever get the displeasure of meeting either of you guys - ever.

Where are you two from? Nose City?

Her eyes looked glazed over and she hasn't even gone on the honeymoon yet.

I couldn't see past the giant nose after the first couple seconds. Rhinoplasty - stat!

Subby, you mis-spelled "hot," it should be "f-u-g-l-y." It's like nobody nose how to spell anymore. Something, something . . . ol' factory.

It looks like she nose how to play with sticks.

BillCo: I couldn't take my eyes off of her nose. It looks like a ski ramp.

Sgian Dubh: Subby, you mis-spelled "hot," it should be "f-u-g-l-y." It's like nobody nose how to spell anymore. Something, something . . . ol' factory.

Came here to say these, but a witty reply like those was right under my nose, I couldnt quite get a finger on it, AHshoot

What a bunch of dickholes in here. Sheesh. The lady did a killer job and sounded great. She'd be welcome to ride on my high hat anytime.

Ezy Ryder: What a bunch of dickholes in here.

The snark is plentiful in this thread . . .

She is a relatively good drummer. Compared to a professional she is not great--but compared to a band in any given bar, she's pretty damn good. She's a girl with musical knowledge and talent, which is sadly rare in this world today. She's playing IN the band at her own wedding--which also scores major "cool" points. She's also not fat.

She may be a 6 on any given day--but on this wedding day, she was at least a 9.

//I'd do her.
//Wouldn't marry her without a test drive.

Marshall Willenholly: I couldn't see past the giant nose after the first couple seconds. Rhinoplasty - stat!

Bite your tongue! Send all big nosed women my way. The more likey a women's head is turned in the wind due to 'sail area' the more I am mesmerised. Big noses are like back dimples or that little tuft of skin below the kneecap. Endearing, that is all. No sense cutting on yourself so that the unenlightened might like you.

'He owes me, I saved his life by diving on a grenade."
"But Archie! Your still alive!"
"It was an Italian grenade."

/Woman I knew didn't take my advice & got surgery, wound up with permanent runny nose.
//Esqimaux kiss

Jim from Saint Paul: Ezy Ryder: What a bunch of dickholes in here.

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You Welcome To Fark'ed me? You Welcome To Fark'ed me? No, Welcome To Fark YOU!

/Got nothing.

drumming bride? that's not something you see every day.

What's with the ridiculously bright white teeth? She have those shined that morning?

i certainly wouldn't kick her out of bed for blowing snot-rockets.

Felix_T_Cat: Marshall Willenholly: I couldn't see past the giant nose after the first couple seconds. Rhinoplasty - stat!

Bite your tongue! Send all big nosed women my way. The more likey a women's head is turned in the wind due to 'sail area' the more I am mesmerised. Big noses are like back dimples or that little tuft of skin below the kneecap. Endearing, that is all. No sense cutting on yourself so that the unenlightened might like you.

'He owes me, I saved his life by diving on a grenade."
"But Archie! Your still alive!"
"It was an Italian grenade."

/Woman I knew didn't take my advice & got surgery, wound up with permanent runny nose.
//Esqimaux kiss

Oi! What's all this then?

Has anyone mentioned the face on her nose?

Interesting how people see things differently. I saw an attractive, happy, smiling bride having a good time....Speaking of time, hers was pretty spot on. I heard an appreciative crowd, enjoying the performance. Hot like Kournikova ? No. Skills like Copeland ? No. But, as Bon Scott once said, the girl's got "rhythm" !

/You're a tough crowd
//Think about it :)

LeglessDog: She is a relatively good drummer.

Relative to most people, sure. Relative to most drummers she is OK.

When cool chicks get married.

"Mediocre bride's so-so drum solo ..." prolly wouldnt have gotten that many clicks.

i was pretty impressed, not blown away. but i also didnt have a preconceived notion or expectation on what 'hot' or 'awesome' was. this is fark, i left room for the sarcasm potential.

her enormous nose keeps pulling her head down

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/hot

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

...*breaths heavily through nose*

Where did you get that??

Soo many Peartman69s in this thread.

I thought she was cute and I'd like to paradiddle her.

:08 " gonna give susan some"

Easy now buddy, the groom would like to have a word with you.

You guys had best shape up: she's going to see the traffic to her site from this abominable page and jam a 5B up yer arse:

Suzanne Morissette (new window)

Come one, she is no Neil Peart.

But she has the nose of Geddy Lee.

LeglessDog: She's playing IN the band at her own wedding--which also scores major "cool" points.

Is that "cooler" than being the caterer at your own high school reunion?

"The dress-up girls like to play the drums."

She has nice tone and a good sense of groove, which is all I look for in a drummer.

She's not the whacking rammer type that passes as "good" here on fark, but then again I don't subscribe to the "music is a competitive sport" newsletter, either.

Fear the Clam: LeglessDog: She's playing IN the band at her own wedding--which also scores major "cool" points.

Is that "cooler" than being the caterer at your own high school reunion?

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Definitely. I worked in restaurants/catering for 11 years--and I play guitar. I love to cook, but playing in a band is almost always cooler than cooking and serving food for a bunch of people you barely ever see.

Girl like that could cup your balls no-hands doing 69.