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(Yahoo) Dumbass If you left a suitcase with $1 million in a restaurant in Sydney, the police would like a word with you. The people you were supposed to give it to would like to give you something, too   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 27
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2011-11-22 09:16:31 AM
A little bit of this...

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A little bit of that...

www.hometheaterspot.com
 
2011-11-22 09:26:52 AM
Yeah, they'll never find that guy.
 
2011-11-22 11:13:04 AM
$500k sure is a lot of money to be carrying around.
 
2011-11-22 11:14:49 AM
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2011-11-22 11:17:57 AM
H31N0US: $500k sure is a lot of money to be carrying around.

It sure is, someone will be lucky to find that $250k
 
2011-11-22 11:18:30 AM
Wendell: You think this boy Moss has got any notion of the sorts of sons of biatches that're huntin' him?

Ed Tom Bell: I don't know, he ought to. He's seen the same things I've seen, and it's certainly made an impression on me.
 
2011-11-22 11:21:17 AM
EatHam: H31N0US: $500k sure is a lot of money to be carrying around.

It sure is, someone will be lucky to find that $250k


Cops already have all $125,000
 
2011-11-22 11:24:49 AM
And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Sydney?
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fark a Quarter Pounder is.
 
2011-11-22 11:25:55 AM
I wonder what will happen to the $50,000
 
2011-11-22 11:35:02 AM
I'm thinking that whoever found the suitcase will get the whole $25,000 if no one claims it.
 
2011-11-22 11:36:54 AM
latenite: I'm thinking that whoever found the suitcase will get the whole $25,000 if no one claims it.

Man I really could use that $10,000
 
2011-11-22 11:42:53 AM
He then "seemed to get spooked" and left without the money.

i44.tinypic.com

Hates it when runners drop their cargo at the first sign of Imperial Stormtroopers.
 
2011-11-22 11:47:41 AM
Mager: latenite: I'm thinking that whoever found the suitcase will get the whole $25,000 if no one claims it.

Man I really could use that $10,000


Yeah, but $5000 doesn't really get you very far.
 
2011-11-22 11:47:42 AM
Mager: latenite: I'm thinking that whoever found the suitcase will get the whole $25,000 if no one claims it.

Man I really could use that $10,000


Can you imagine finding $5K right before the holidays? It would cover all of my shopping.
 
2011-11-22 11:50:47 AM
This story is completely plausible, I mean $2,500 really isn't a lot of money these days
 
2011-11-22 11:54:15 AM
Police are looking for the owner of a suitcase "full of money" that was left at the Italian restaurant in Sydney by a mystery customer.

Sad that Sydney only has one Italian restaurant.
 
2011-11-22 11:57:05 AM
Let's look on the suitcase to see if their name is written there. Samsonite? I was way off.
 
2011-11-22 12:01:52 PM
This is it Alice, this is the Queen Mary.
 
2011-11-22 12:05:54 PM
I mean, that $1200 could barely cover my mortgage, I don't know what the big deal is.
 
2011-11-22 12:08:17 PM
BarefootInTheFark: I mean, that $1200 could barely cover my mortgage, I don't know what the big deal is.

What's the big hoo-hah about somebody leaving an empty suitcase at a restaurant?
 
2011-11-22 12:30:56 PM
special20: What's the big hoo-hah about somebody leaving an empty suitcase at a restaurant?

stumblingbumblingandmumbling.com

Never know what could be in there.

/hot
 
2011-11-22 12:31:49 PM
amysrobot.com

Someone pressed The Button again, apparently.
 
2011-11-22 12:39:33 PM
If I found a suitcase full of $1 million it wouldn't have been found. If you know what I mean.
 
2011-11-22 01:55:35 PM
BarefootInTheFark: I mean, that $1200 could barely cover my mortgage, I don't know what the big deal is.

That $60 should fill my gas tank two or three times.
 
2011-11-22 02:30:35 PM
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2011-11-22 04:02:05 PM
Baloo Uriza: BarefootInTheFark: I mean, that $1200 could barely cover my mortgage, I don't know what the big deal is.

That $60 should fill my gas tank two or three times.


30 dollars is a nice tip to leave.
 
2011-11-22 07:20:35 PM
OH thats were I left it. Could you just forward that to me.
Thanks so much.
 
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