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(Some Guy) Scary Woman may get 50 years for decapitating boyfriend's pig. Pig will probably fry   (washington.cbslocal.com) divider line 29
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2011-11-22 11:57:14 AM
That'll do, judge. That'll do.
 
2011-11-22 11:59:13 AM
at least she wasn't trying to cut the head off of his "hog".
 
2011-11-22 12:00:37 PM
Good. Too bad the judge can't sentence her to be decapitated, which is what she deserves, but spending the rest of her life (basically) behind bars is a viable alternative. Society doesn't need trash like this biatch. Lock her the f*ck up and throw away the key.
 
2011-11-22 12:00:59 PM
Decapitating and stabbing pigs, breaking and entering, and possession of adderall.

That'll do, crazy biotch, that'll do.
 
2011-11-22 12:01:44 PM
www.life-lessons.eu

"You know, why pigs are here."
 
2011-11-22 12:06:49 PM
50 Years? Seems... Excessive.
 
2011-11-22 12:07:37 PM
He dreamed that he stood in a shadowy Court,
Where the Snark, with a glass in his eye,
Dressed in gown, bands, and wig, was defending a pig
On a charge of deserting its sty.

(Barrister)
I dreamed last night I was standing in a court of Law,
And the Snark was the Counsel for Defense,
He was trying to establish the innocence,
Of a pig that I clearly saw,
As stated here-in-before
In a Court of Law.

And while I was standing in a Court of Law,
The jury talked so they missed a lot,
And some were listening and some were not,
So the judge cried, "I implore,
Bring it down to a deafening roar,
In this Court of Law".

(Barrister + Jury)
Let's teach it a lesson it'll never forget
For a devious deed it will live to regret,
It's clear that the pig must die.
We're of the opinion the pig must pay,
We can't let it live for another day,
We fear if the rules apply,
It's clear that the pig must die.

(Barrister)
The Snark replied, "I beg you my learned friends,
For it seems to me with the naked eye
That the pig can live or the pig can die,
And its happiness all depends
On the mercy that now extends
From my learned friends."

(Jury)
Let's teach it a lesson it'll never forget
For a devious deed it will live to regret,
It's clear that the pig must die.
(Barrister + Jury)
We're of the opinion the pig must pay,
We can't let it live for another day,
We fear if the rules apply,
It's clear that the pig must die.

Let's teach it a lesson it'll never forget
For a devious deed it will live to regret,
It's clear that the pig must die.
We're of the opinion the pig must pay,
We can't let it live for another day,
We fear if the rules apply,
It's clear that the pig must die.

Then the snark pronounced sentence, the Judge being quite
Too nervous to utter a word;
When it rose to its feet, there was silence like night
And the fall of pin might be heard.

(Barrister)
Let's teach it a lesson it'll never forget
For a devious deed it will live to regret,
It's clear that the pig must die.
(Barrister + Jury)
We're of the opinion the pig must pay,
We can't let it live for another day,
We fear if the rules apply,
It's clear that the pig must die.

But their wild exultation was suddenly checked
When the jailer informed them with tears
Such a sentence would have not the slightest effect,
As the pig had been dead for some years.
 
2011-11-22 12:09:42 PM
mmmmmm bacon
 
2011-11-22 12:12:24 PM
Yeah, this lady is getting what she deserves, but the US meat industry regularly treats livestock with a similar lack of humanity, and yet people don't think anything of it. If you take issue with some tw*t decapitating a pig, you may want to rethink eating meat in the US unless it's grass finished/free range meat. Even then, they're still killing the animal so you can enjoy your lunch. I don't know why people are getting upset over one pig when we as a country kill more than a half billion animals a year, most of which live really shiatty lives before they get processed.
 
2011-11-22 12:16:59 PM
Is she guilty of wasting food? Sloppy butchering?
 
2011-11-22 12:21:28 PM
I'm all for humane treatment of animals, and this woman is certainly batshiat insane, but...50 years? Was there a murder charge that they forgot to mention?
 
2011-11-22 12:24:58 PM
50 years for killing food? People get less for killing their kids.
 
2011-11-22 12:29:27 PM
This is in the US right?

Where politicians and Wall Street rape your country of its finances, and your mega-corporations f*ck over their employees, and guns and drugs are rampant.....

And she's getting 50 years for making bacon?!

WTF is wrong with you people?

PS - we're laughing up our sleeves at you always.
 
2011-11-22 12:34:13 PM
"Ashley Fowler, 22, was breaking up with the piglet's owner Zach Sawyer and wanted to play a prank first."

HA HA HA! Good prank!

Sure pulled on over on him.
 
2011-11-22 01:38:29 PM
There are four levels of animals off the top of my head.
Pets
Livestock
Wild
Endangered or protected.

Killing and/or abusing each without the proper permissions gives some sort of criminal penalty.

The article won't open so I can't RFTA, but what is the normal sentence for killing a cat or a dog?

And yes the rabbit boiling girlfriend is probably half crazy, but some people in the justice system need to lighten the fark up.
 
2011-11-22 01:54:13 PM
I was trying to figure out how the police found out.

Then it became obvious. The pig squealed.
 
2011-11-22 02:03:32 PM
ooochromeooo: Yeah, this lady is getting what she deserves, but the US meat industry regularly treats livestock with a similar lack of humanity, and yet people don't think anything of it. If you take issue with some tw*t decapitating a pig, you may want to rethink eating meat in the US unless it's grass finished/free range meat. Even then, they're still killing the animal so you can enjoy your lunch. I don't know why people are getting upset over one pig when we as a country kill more than a half billion animals a year, most of which live really shiatty lives before they get processed.

The issue is she killed an animal she did not own for sadistic purposes rather than delicious purposes. Nobody gets 50 years for abusing an animal. They do get 50 years for intentionally inflicting psychological trauma, otherwise known as being a goddamn terrorist.
 
2011-11-22 02:05:56 PM
busy chillin' Add Favorite User Quote 2011-11-22 12:09:42 PM Ignore User
mmmmmm bacon

And baby sausage.
 
2011-11-22 02:13:23 PM
Rezurok: ooochromeooo: Yeah, this lady is getting what she deserves, but the US meat industry regularly treats livestock with a similar lack of humanity, and yet people don't think anything of it. If you take issue with some tw*t decapitating a pig, you may want to rethink eating meat in the US unless it's grass finished/free range meat. Even then, they're still killing the animal so you can enjoy your lunch. I don't know why people are getting upset over one pig when we as a country kill more than a half billion animals a year, most of which live really shiatty lives before they get processed.

The issue is she killed an animal she did not own for sadistic purposes rather than delicious purposes. Nobody gets 50 years for abusing an animal. They do get 50 years for intentionally inflicting psychological trauma, otherwise known as being a goddamn terrorist.


And killing animals for fun not for food is a sign of being a serial killer.
/Rather excessive but something tells me she would have gone after the boyfriend next.
 
2011-11-22 02:20:23 PM
Did some digging into the crimes she's pleading guilty to, and most of the possible sentence would appear to be from the B&E charge.

Here's what she plead guilty to:
2 counts of killing or maiming livestock - each is a class 5 felony, although apparently if the pigs had been service animals, it would have only been a class 1 misdemeanor for the first pig and class 6 felony for the second.
1 count of unlawful possession of a controlled substance; Adderall is Schedule II, so that's also a class 5 felony
One count of Breaking and Entering - there are two statutes depending on intent (1 - intent to murder, rape or rob, or 2 - intent to commit another misdemeanor (new window) but both become a class 2 felony if you bring a deadly weapon with you.

Here's the Virginia sentencing guidelines

Assuming the B&E charge includes the upgrade for possessing a deadly weapon, it's a minimum 20 year sentence (could be up to life, which I'm guessing is out as part of the guilty plea), plus a possible fine up to $100,000
The class 5 felonies could each get anywhere form 1 to 10 years plus a fine:
e) For Class 5 felonies, a term of imprisonment of not less than one year nor more than 10 years, or in the discretion of the jury or the court trying the case without a jury, confinement in jail for not more than 12 months and a fine of not more than $2,500, either or both.

so the 50 years would be for 4 charges together, with anywhere from 2-20 of that for killing the pigs.

According to this article, she also plead guilty to B&E of a church where some property was found missing. It's not clear to me if that's the B&E charge related to the pigs or a different addtional B&E charge, especially as the articles also state prosecutors dropped a charge of B&E and Destruction of property.

/I'm ok with her being locked up for 20+ years. She doesn't seem like the kind of person that should be walking around free. She could eventually escalate from pigs to kids or worse.
 
2011-11-22 02:30:18 PM
R.A.Danny [TotalFark] Add Favorite User Quote 2011-11-22 12:24:58 PM Ignore User
50 years for killing food? People get less for killing their kids.


Maybe they subscribe to the Limp Bizkit thoughts on pigs and she got capital murder..

I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop.
 
2011-11-22 03:11:12 PM
Well, you got shot for stealing a horse...

And the pig was probably white.
 
2011-11-22 03:12:29 PM
R.A.Danny: 50 years for killing food? People get less for killing their kids.

Setting aside for a moment that it was a pig, and remembering it was a living thing, people who harm animals to get back at their owners are usually sociopaths. They often progress from harming animals to harming people. And their first targets are generally children.

We need to consider the motivation for her crime, not just the species of the victim. Yeah, it wasn't a child. This time.
 
2011-11-22 03:26:27 PM
WrestlerManager: We need to consider the motivation for her crime, not just the species of the victim. Yeah, it wasn't a child. This time.

You can't prosecute or punish a crime that hasn't occurred. If she's a sociopath (and she very well may be) then she needs treatment.
 
2011-11-22 03:34:42 PM
R.A.Danny: WrestlerManager: We need to consider the motivation for her crime, not just the species of the victim. Yeah, it wasn't a child. This time.

You can't prosecute or punish a crime that hasn't occurred. If she's a sociopath (and she very well may be) then she needs treatment.


No one said we should. the five felonies she's been charged with, however are a different matter.
 
2011-11-22 04:02:33 PM
WrestlerManager: R.A.Danny: WrestlerManager: We need to consider the motivation for her crime, not just the species of the victim. Yeah, it wasn't a child. This time.

You can't prosecute or punish a crime that hasn't occurred. If she's a sociopath (and she very well may be) then she needs treatment.

No one said we should. the five felonies she's been charged with, however are a different matter.


And 50 years for them in comparison to the 20 people get for murder is silly.
 
2011-11-22 04:36:49 PM
She is not going to get 50 years, why are people talking about that. The article just mentions that it is technically a possibility.

Just like Lindsay Lohan could have gotten a few years in prison, and murderers can face life time in prison or even execution.
 
2011-11-22 09:54:02 PM
Wow. Reading this thread is pretty sad. I don't even recognize my country anymore. Oh, wait. This is not my country, this is the internet.

/Gonna just go grab a beer.
 
2011-11-23 05:23:46 AM
Hope she gets some counceling in jail. Don't care much about the pigs, but doing something like that for fun points to something darker in the psyche.
 
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