Emp Jay,

So, if I hate Cole Slaw, I really FEAR the Cole Slaw? And I really can't resist the charms of Cole Slaw, so I displace my fear into hatred.....

Thanx for your pschobabble, doc.

Hey Farkettes...

you all forgot to name my 'type' in your lists.

0. The Utterly Unbelievable Multi-Millionaire - This is the guy that needs nothing from you but to be yourself.

/no self-indignation on my part ;)

If I were a woman

I wouldn't date me.

I guess I'm just not my type.


/goes back to terrorising the Aztecs with his big blue spade.

(Don't ask... but if you must know click profile.)

Guys,

The kind of girl you want to avoid is the one with a really nice chest and a smile that makes you forget your own name who sneaks up behind you while you're in the garage trying to replace the fan belt in your truck and when you turn around she is buck-ass naked and has a look on her face that says you won't be changing the oil next and who likes to take showers with you "to conserve water" and who likes to go camping with you and wakes you up at 3am to drag you down by the river because it's loud enough down there where nobody will hear "the commotion" and who gives you $50 IN SINGLES to go to the boobybar for your brother-in-law's bachelor party. Yes. Avoid those ones like the plague.

Askmen.com helps Klum fark women everyday.

/sadly born without a personality

AskMen is probably produced by weak, fearful, power-hungry, woman-hating, Promise-Keeper type men. Except without even the pretense of "morality". Ack.

Number one type of man to avoid dating:
The AskMen.com Reader

Oktoberain, the author of this article was a woman.

The Gold Digger
Fortunately, you can usually see this type coming from a mile away. She compliments you on your expensive watch, and asks you what kind of car you drive, what you do for a living, where you live, and so on. Since the Gold Digger is basically looking for a sugar daddy, she'll size you up within the first five minutes and drop you just as quickly if your cash flow doesn't meet her standards.

Heh, that just happened to my dad's first cousin. During the tech boom he married this 20 something amazing body semi-pro German tennis player. She's loves to spend his money, but since business has been poor for him lately he asked her to slow down on the spending until the economy picked-up (cough, Bush out of office, cough). A month later she moved out and wanted a divorce.

My own list (yes, some have been mentioned before)

10. Mom. (not good girlfreind material)
9. Animals. This is always a no-no
8. Horney old women with no money.
7. Madonna
6. Herion addicts.
5. Monsters. Not the figuritive ones, the real ones.
4. Overweight women who are hypersensitive when you ask them to stop eating so many snickers bars.
3. Fridged women who think sex is bad.
2. Prostitutes who are bad with money
1. Women with a Penis

Personal rule for women to avoid - the women with a "Winnie the Pooh" fixation. Seems like a tipoff... I've dated three women who had "Pooh" paraphenalia and have regretted it everytime....

Does this mean I should hide all my Eeyore paraphenalia? I have far too much of it. I asked for one or two of the items, in 10th grade, and 8 years later, family and friends STILL buy me Eeyore-related items for christmas and birthdays, because they see all the other stuff and assume I'm obsessed (and it makes gift shopping easier for them).

Yes hide it all... or at least rip off Eyeore's head and put it on a nice bloody pike in the living room.

That way you kill off problem of men scared by "Winnie the Pooh" paraphenalia and your family and friends buying you more crap and finally buying you decent well-thought-out gifts...

That's assuming they have enough brainpower to realise that eyeore's head on a bloody pike is not a symbol of genuine love and acceptance....

I have the best fiancee in the world!

I love her I love her I love her.

But that's me.

Please, Askmen.com, how do I get my name on your farking list? I don't want to date any asshat who reads your site.

"- men who reference LOTR, Star Wars, or any other sci-fi stuff within the first 5 minutes of initial conversation"

If I ignored men who reference the above on a first date, I'd never go anywhere. Furthermore, we'd have very little to talk about.


"*The Settler

There are two variations of the Settler: The Mom and The Marriage-Minder. ...The Marriage-Minder fixates on an idyllic scene where she is the blushing bride and has a wonderful ceremony and lives happily ever after. The fact that the guy she's marrying is a heroin addict, at the time, doesn't seem like a big deal because she has a nice ring on her finger."

Umm... This is why my marriage failed? Damn. Guess I can toss out all those Bride's magazines now. A shame. I look so nice in satin and lace.

I have the best fiancee in the world!
I love her I love her I love her.
But that's me.

That's nice. Yes there are many good women and good men in the world. But it's much more fun to gripe on about all the biatches and bastards.

Geez, Pathighgate. With that list how are you ever going to have any fun?

Stick with transexuals you'll be better off. At least that's what my friend says, well he's not really a friend he's just a guy I know but not real well. Yea that's it sort of a friend of a friend. of a friend...

-argue over who has to hold the video camera during sex

Acutally that works. The men seem more willing and act all cute when you mention camera. You would think a light was shining on them from the clouds...i.e. give guys a little fun and they can surprise you.

/likes cute:)

Now that's a damn long thread.

no kidding

MAN that names em' all

onez thaT USE tHEIR PUBEs as napkins!!!!#$

They forgot the combo platter. I'm sure we all know a combo leech/crybaby/mother goose.