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(Bay News 9) Florida Actual Headline: Be on the lookout for a 30-foot beer bottle   (baynews9.com) divider line 14
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2011-11-22 09:09:52 AM
The Treasure Island Police Department...

said "Arrrr! Ye best be bringin' back the booty afore we keelhaul ya." A police spokesman went on to add "Arrrr!"
 
2011-11-22 12:09:22 PM
Estimated value of $5,000? If you had an actual 30-foot-tall glass bottle with actual beer in it, would that even be worth $5,000? Bearing in mind that it's just Bud Light?
 
2011-11-22 12:09:30 PM
I bet it will be empty when they find it.
 
2011-11-22 12:13:51 PM
Super Chronic: Estimated value of $5,000? If you had an actual 30-foot-tall glass bottle with actual beer in it, would that even be worth $5,000? Bearing in mind that it's just Bud Light?

Zing.
 
2011-11-22 12:20:55 PM
I'd be embarrassed to steal such a thing. NASCAR fan, obviously.
 
2011-11-22 12:25:39 PM
Super Chronic: Estimated value of $5,000? If you had an actual 30-foot-tall glass bottle with actual beer in it, would that even be worth $5,000? Bearing in mind that it's just Bud Light?

The value is probably in the gasoline powered blower that keeps it inflated.
 
2011-11-22 12:25:46 PM
Sure thing, giant beer
 
2011-11-22 12:31:23 PM
Think how many points a 30-foot beer bottle must be worth when you're playing car bingo. It could be the difference between winning the game and kicking your sister for three miles.
 
2011-11-22 12:32:13 PM
Ahhhh.... Making to Florida tag cool again....
 
2011-11-22 01:52:34 PM
Wanted for questioning:
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-22 02:00:01 PM
That's the second unmanly thing they've done today.
 
2011-11-22 02:04:41 PM
Aren't we always on the lookout for that?
 
2011-11-22 03:13:18 PM
Came for Looter guy left disappointed.
/Then again it was BL so I was disappointed as soon as I read the article
 
2011-11-22 04:16:59 PM
Again?!
 
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