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(The Sun) Sappy Man reunites with true love. "We had sex six times in 24 hours" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 192
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EasyWind [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:08:03 PM
That dog as a 'I'm going to be a snack one day' look on his face.

Oh, and he may have had sex six times in 24 hours but I bet she didn't.
 
Wettner
2011-11-21 11:08:39 PM
FTFA: "It also helps that I did gymnastics until I was 12 so I'm very limber."

This has to be a joke. Has to be.
 
supichoo [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:10:31 PM
The food that went into that thing could feed a village
 
BroVinny
2011-11-21 11:11:32 PM
Nice, subby.
 
bunner
2011-11-21 11:12:27 PM
I am seriously trying to parse the physical logistics of moving that 2' long dangling lard wattle out of the way even once.
 
cman [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:15:21 PM
AAAACKKKK
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:19:08 PM
HOWTO: Fark that woman..

1. Start flipping folds until you smell shiat.

2. Fold back one.

3. Repeat as necessary.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:19:37 PM
So I guess The Sun has moved on to active trolling.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:20:51 PM
Alex, 46, just 10st, said: "She can't walk, dress herself or even go to the toilet on her own - but I'm desperate to be her lover and caretaker again.

Holy fark that's creepy.
 
TexasPeace [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:25:20 PM
"It's really dangerous for us to have sex because at any moment the bed could collapse and one or both of us could be seriously injured or even killed from the impact."

Adds to the excitement
 
EatenTheSun [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:28:14 PM
Pauline, who admits Alex does most of the work in the bedroom, said: "It also helps that I did gymnastics until I was 12 so I'm very limber."

Seems unlikely.
 
Godscrack [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:33:23 PM
Every crease is a piece.
 
vossiewulf [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:43:03 PM
"It's really dangerous for us to have sex because at any moment the bed could collapse and one or both of us could be seriously injured or even killed from the impact."

Death by fat tsunami.
 
Dallymo [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:44:20 PM
Pauline, who admits Alex does most of the work in the bedroom, said: "It also helps that I did gymnastics until I was 12 so I'm very limber give him a two-by-four and a length of rope to tie around his waist so he doesn't fall in."
 
SchlingFocker [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:45:53 PM
FTA: "People think just because you're fat you don't have feelings."

This is true. You don't have feelings.
 
playblu [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:46:02 PM
Via Google:

52 stone = 728 pounds

You're welcome.
 
dletter [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:49:03 PM
playblu: Via Google:

52 stone = 728 pounds

You're welcome.

Thanks for the clarification, at first I thought it was claiming she was the 52nd state.
 
bighasbeen [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:51:41 PM
SchlingFocker: FTA: "People think just because you're fat you don't have feelings."

This is true. You don't have feelings.

Simple, yet elegant. I lol'd heartily.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:52:12 PM
That sounds hot. Let me look at her pic.

*Clicks link*

img.photobucket.com
 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:52:12 PM
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:56:10 PM
"She can't walk, dress herself or even go to the toilet on her own - but I'm desperate to be her lover and caretaker again."

[weirdestboner.jpg]
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2011-11-21 11:57:45 PM
Godscrack: Every crease is a piece.

Find a fold and f*ck it.
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 12:02:51 AM
That's a whole lotta woman.
 
SchlingFocker [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 12:03:14 AM
dahmers love zombie: "She can't walk, dress herself or even go to the toilet on her own - but I'm desperate to be her lover and caretaker again."

suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 12:09:01 AM
Anyone read this:

FATTEST woman reached 50 stone but who will unify Earth's three biggest titles?

as this:

FATTEST woman reached 50 stone but who will unify Earth's three biggest titties?
 
make me some tea [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 12:17:34 AM
Um, how does he find her vagina under all that?
 
No_47 [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 12:23:12 AM
i.imgur.com
 
BroVinny
2011-11-22 12:29:30 AM
files.sharenator.com
 
Phoenix_M
2011-11-22 12:39:03 AM
shutterbug89.files.wordpress.com
 
Krymson Tyde [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 12:52:55 AM
i2.photobucket.com
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 12:55:51 AM
i6.photobucket.com
 
The Onion is prophetic [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 12:56:31 AM
He's gonna need a lot of flour...
 
unyon [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 01:07:45 AM
markie_farkie: HOWTO: Fark that woman..

1. Start flipping folds until you smell shiat.

2. Fold back one.

3. Repeat as necessary.

make me some tea: Um, how does he find her vagina under all that?

www.freevectors.com

/And f*ck the wet spot
 
Nadie_AZ [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 01:07:52 AM
Steady ... steady ....

www.spacegamejunkie.com
 
gridlocksammy [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 01:25:37 AM

She should get together with this guy The sex would be earth shaking


news.bbc.co.uk
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 02:01:10 AM
markie_farkie: HOWTO: Fark that woman..

1. Start flipping folds until you smell shiat.

2. Fold back one.

3. Repeat as necessary.


Cool story bro:

Back in college I owned a porn tape called "Horny Henry's Strange Adventure". Some of the scenes were normal, and others lived up to the "strange" hype.

Example:

Ron Jeremy banging a chick who must have weighed over 400 pounds.
 
oi_piss_me_off [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 02:22:56 AM
i wonder if she has a sex ramp like the world's fattest man.
 
ultraholland
2011-11-22 03:16:19 AM
Sun, I am disappoint.
 
doglover [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 03:31:11 AM
oi_piss_me_off: i wonder if she has a sex ramp like the world's fattest man.

"It's really dangerous for us to have sex because at any moment the bed could collapse and one or both of us could be seriously injured or even killed from the impact."


I don't think so. Besides, with a woman that fat, you really have a lot of options.
 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 03:43:50 AM
Hork
 
deffuse
2011-11-22 06:17:06 AM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...... bluuuurgh
 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 06:18:50 AM
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MannaxOne
2011-11-22 06:54:03 AM
I hate you subby.
I hate you moddy.
That is all.
 
Smoking GNU
2011-11-22 06:57:20 AM
dletter: playblu: Via Google:

52 stone = 728 pounds

You're welcome.

Thanks for the clarification, at first I thought it was claiming she was the 52nd state.

Also Applicable.

Or maybe the planets 8th continent.
 
betona
2011-11-22 06:58:47 AM
 
Olympus Mons
2011-11-22 06:59:49 AM
Couldn't you just refuse to get them food... you know, "Honey you want that bag of chips, well you'll have to get up and walk to the kitchen yourself."

It good to still be loved, but there's more going on here then sexual desire I think, like needing to be needed, or a big bank account the woman inherited. I will say as large as she is, she does have an ok face, which makes you wonder what she would be if she wasn't killing herself a bite at a time.

Sex with her would be like sticking in between the cushions of your couch. It may come out with some loose change, and the TV remote occasionally. I mean how do you find her...well you know what.
 
MoreVespeneGas
2011-11-22 07:01:20 AM
How many of those times was actual penetration achieved?
 
nstutsman [TotalFark]
2011-11-22 07:01:35 AM
/hawt, like biscuits
 
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy
2011-11-22 07:02:05 AM
Nadie_AZ: Steady ... steady ....

[www.spacegamejunkie.com image 559x253]

oh god I laughed way the fark too hard at this...
 
Bigdogdaddy
2011-11-22 07:02:14 AM
I saw the picture and I swear, I couldn't get past the frikkin' first paragraph. This piece of tripe is worse than...well...it has to be the worse "news paper" in the world.
 
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