I wish them no permanent ill, not even a level of pain like waterboard torture. But good God, can someone pepper spray these pundits for such a stupid goddamn remark?

GAT_00: dahmers love zombie: Hey Megyn Kelly,

Please shove an entire saguaro cactus up your ass. Sideways.

Megyn Kelly is strange. One day she's saying shiat like this, another she's berating someone for suggesting that American would be destroyed by requiring paid family leave.

That was an aberration. As a new mother, she finally understood what families are put through. These people are the most self-centered on the planet.

WideStance: can someone pepper spray these pundits for such a stupid goddamn remark?

You know, people throw pies at those they don't agree with. But a pie is nothing. Pepper spray though, would be more lasting.

"Hey, Megyn. Mind if I spray this in your face? I mean, technically it's not a "food product" but it is edible and completely organic. That's okay, right?"

I wonder what will happen when someone decides to pepper spray one of them? I can see then demanding the person be arrested for assault and then have to go to court and hear their own "Well it's just a food product" line quoted by the defense.

gridlocksammy: On the Scoville heat scale police grade pepper spray is rated at 5.300,000. By comparison an habanero pepper is rated at 100,000 to 350,000

Dang, I've eaten Bhut Jolokia pepper by itself before (won't do it again), and that ranges from around 800,000 to 1 million.

I take back any flippancy I ever had about pepper spray. Sheesh.

Someone should shove a pineapple up her coont. Food products are harmless.

Crap. Joke already made. I'll just leave in shame.

Meh... it's just like joining a fraternity.

Bathia_Mapes:

That cop looks like he could be shopped into the "go be fat somewhere else" pic andit'd be funny cause he's fat too

I have eaten oc and I have been sprayed with oc. Tabasco tastes better and hurts less. Let me know, Bill and Megyn, when you'd like to compare and contrast.

unyon: It'd be awesome if some restaurant server loaded her meal up with a Bhut Jolokia. That'd only be a fifth of the heat of law enforcement grade pepper spray, but I think she might revisit her opinion.

These protesters showed a lot of restraint. If I was going to participate in something like that, I'd be half tempted to retaliate with bear spray, especially considering that the dipshiats all had their faceguards up. Of course, that's probably also a good way to get yourself beat senseless, tazed, then shot.

not bear spray epoxy, strong stuff.

/tough to se when your eyes are glued shut

Relatively Obscure: The comments section is awesome.

Outstanding! Lots of funny happening there.

Fark Me To Tears: Just have the lieutenant come into the Fox News studio, line up all of the wonderful Fox pundits, including Kelly and O'Reilly, and have him spray the harmless food product into their faces -- on live television -- so that everyone can see that it's no big deal.

Problem solved.

I second that. Put your money where your mouth is, you shameless bootlicking propagandists!

I wish there were someone sane sitting next to Bill just so they could say: "So Bill, if the police had casually marinated a bunch of pissed-off tea-partiers with pepper-spray you would feel the same way, right?"

If it had been tea-partiers that were pepper-sprayed Fox News would be having a farking month-long telethon for their cause.

/IOKIYR

Hey, a studio full of angry bears and half-starved lions - they're just food products, right?

You gonna get Scovilled

Oh, for fark's sake

I'll just leave this here:

/hot

Criminy, another one. The memes have begun spawning exponentially. How long before the intertubes collapse under their weight?

dudemanbro: Btw, you right-wing authoritarian dicks who will eventually show up here to defend the cops are on the wrong side of history, so suck it.

Is there an instance where right-wingers were right about something, literally anything, in the last 30 years?

someone should force her to eat a pound of salt. After all, it's just a food seasoning.

gridlocksammy: On the Scoville heat scale police grade pepper spray is rated at 5.300,000. By comparison an habanero pepper is rated at 100,000 to 350,000

That's only sort of true. Link

/have been OC'd
//very unpleasant

The UC Davis PD use of force policy (new window) is pretty standard. "officers may use such reasonable force as is necessary to affect an arrest, to prevent escape or to overcome resistance."

So is their argument going to be that UCD cops are so soft and weak that it's unreasonable to expect them to handcuff somebody without first pepper spraying them?

TofuTheAlmighty: dudemanbro: Btw, you right-wing authoritarian dicks who will eventually show up here to defend the cops are on the wrong side of history, so suck it.

Is there an instance where right-wingers were right about something, literally anything, in the last 30 years?

George Will wrote a pretty decent book about baseball sometime in the 1980s.

Teufelaffe: I'll just leave this here:
[www.eatmorechiles.com image 497x700]
/hot

I've been incapacitated by things around the 25,000 on that scale by merely inhaling them in an enclosed space. I'm fairly sure that upping it to the 5,000,000 range would kill me.

Make no mistake, assholes, this is among the things that will galvanize the movement. Clean-cut, 30+ guys like me with jobs can't be dismissed as easily as ignorant hippies or what you believe to be naive students (though you did a good job with that police captain). But when you can no longer rely on the dirty hippie or student to ridicule, all of this will come back to haunt you...just as it has in the past.

_{I put more Scoville units in my scrambled eggs than the entire attendance of a chili cook-off eats all day, you punk biatches}

dickfreckle:
I put more Scoville units in my scrambled eggs than the entire attendance of a chili cook-off eats all day, you punk biatches

hey look! It's Internet Tough Guy!!

can I get your autograph?

/window seat, etc

Cubansaltyballs: I bet Megyn Kelly is one of those chicks that won't let you cum in her mouth.

You know the type... as soon as you go, they jump off and run for the Listerine and let you figure out how to stand up and get a towel without a load dripping on the ottoman where your cat sleeps.

Some people say she prefers to leave the mess way up in her butt.

/Some people say
//the darnedest things

All those whining WW1 veterans: Mustard Gas is essentially a food product

On a side note, I would love to see the cops try to pepper spray this woman. Someday I may try to build up a pepper tolerance myself, it would be a cool ability to have.

Even if you could qualify pepper spray as food, I don't know how retarded you have to be to believe that just because something can be made into a food product it can't be deadly, but I can get some peach pits, potato sprouts and Cassava roots for this broad to chew on. Seriously, even water can kill you if you drink enough of it. And so can Capsaicin by causing your body to overact to the chemical.

Also, tarantula venom works the same way, so they could have just as well said pepper spray was a venom as they could a food.