Wanted for questioning

It's okay mate, just a few weeks for 4.3 to drop, a few hours to transmog myself back into wearing T10 instead of that hideous volcanic mail set I'm wearing now, and we'll get right on downing tall dark and ugly over there.

Just you keep your little mouth shut matey!



/I don't believe it!

That kid might want to share notes with the lady from this story. (new window)

playblu: Bad enough the poor kid is schizophrenic

A five year old with florid schizophrenic episodes would be news. A five year old with night terrors is barely worth a mention.

Buy him a night light, check under the bed for monsters before he goes to bed, and slip him an old-fashioned antihistamine with a glass of warm milk and John Major will cease to haunt him almost immediately.

this kid's parents sound like a pair of bumbling buffoons. what kind of thick-skulled morons reinforce the idea that monsters and ghosts are real around their 5 year old son?

Walker: "Snitches get stitches kid"
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Every time I close my eyes and stare into the darkness, Steve Buscemi stares back at me.

Typical Right Wing Doosh: this kid's parents sound like a pair of bumbling buffoons. what kind of thick-skulled morons reinforce the idea that monsters and ghosts are real around their 5 year old son?

We did. Not ghosts and monsters, but devils, sure. And if he's bad, well, devils like to take bad kids away from their parents.

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Pointy Tail of Satan: Great. Another future disorganized psychopath. Break out the DSM-IV!

If he'd just chopped up the family pets then you might be right. Hallucinations? Not so much. Also, the DSM dropped 'psychopathy' as a diagnosis 31 years ago. The fact you don't know any of that suggests you're probably a psychiatrist ;)

Am I really the only one who sees it?

... So what does the Grey Man say?

Haunted by John D. Rockefeller? What a drag.

/hot

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Am I really the only one who sees it?

I actually thought Planet of the Apes...

That's all I see in the image

Came for the Thin Man... Leaving severely creeped out...

That's what you get for naming your kid after an old god.

Colonel Gaddafi?

MadSkillz: Point02GPA: LordOfThePings~

What porn site did you get that from?

YOU WILL BE DELETED, AND POSSIBLY PLEASURED.

They only say delete if they are from the alternate universe. The ones here eradicate and eliminate, but never exterminate. The pleasure on the other hand...

\n00bs

So... old house + sleep paralysis again?

Meh. The gray guys are boring. Wait until the little short guys in the monk robes come and start showing you "movies" outside with the other kids in the neighborhood, kid. THEN it gets fun.

Wasnt this a Dr Who episode in the last season or so?

How about painting the room ?

\not mine, but possibly the spirit in question

Phlem Pickens: How about painting the room ?

My thoughts exactly. Or even just cleaning it. Don't think the ghost has left that shiatty stain on the wall.