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(Some Guy) Dumbass Mississippi man steals car, wrecks it, steals another, wrecks it, attempts to steal two more and finishes by scuffling with police. Fark: All while sucking on a pacifier   (clarionledger.com) divider line 32
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2011-11-21 11:56:07 PM
I've done that side quest!
 
2011-11-22 12:07:26 AM
But the strangest part is that police can't seem to figure out a motive, Neal said.

I know what it is: meth.
 
2011-11-22 06:09:03 AM
Pacifier = Ecstasy
 
2011-11-22 06:10:31 AM
The pacifier obviously isn't working. He's gonna have to resort to drugs, or alcohol, or drugs and alcohol.
 
2011-11-22 06:13:01 AM
Looks up name

"Denarrio Reed"

Yup, Jewish..
 
2011-11-22 06:13:39 AM
But he has redeeming qualities that keep us from just putting one through his cranial cavity, right?
 
2011-11-22 06:18:30 AM
But the strangest part is that police can't seem to figure out a motive, Neal said.

Because he likes it. He sees something he wants, he steals it. If something gets in his way, he kills it. And right now, he's hiding out in your city
 
2011-11-22 06:20:38 AM
LewDux: But the strangest part is that police can't seem to figure out a motive, Neal said.

Because he likes it. He sees something he wants, he steals it. If something gets in his way, he kills it. And right now, he's hiding out in your city


He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He absolutely will not stop...EVER! Until you are entertained.
 
2011-11-22 06:30:05 AM
Aleave: Pacifier = Ecstasy

Came here to say that myself, it helps prevent the teeth grinding. I'm confused by this idea though, I've seen adults walk around with them on a necklace before and it's a pretty easy target to profile since it looks so unusual. If I did drugs, I wouldn't want to make myself a blatant target.
 
2011-11-22 06:33:27 AM
Aleave: Pacifier = Ecstasy


www.basement24.com
 
2011-11-22 06:43:16 AM
what? is OBVIOUS tag already on Thanksgiving break? I mean, with a pacifier in the mouth, anything is possible...
 
2011-11-22 07:09:38 AM
Goddamnit so much. This is why the internet can't have nice things to make fun of, people.

Which one of you farking furries decided to hit the Molle?
 
2011-11-22 07:24:02 AM
Aleave: Pacifier = Ecstasy

That's what I'm putting my money on.
 
2011-11-22 07:35:33 AM
At that point, he tried to pull a woman out of a car she was occupying with her elderly parents

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Mom.
 
2011-11-22 07:36:37 AM
xanadian: Aleave: Pacifier = Ecstasy

That's what I'm putting my money on.


Doubt it. If it were Ecstasy he wouldn't want to drive those cars, he would want to hump them. This all sounds very, very methy to me.
 
2011-11-22 07:36:38 AM
Did anyone besides me read "pacifier" and immediately think some weird crap was going down?

I've seen fetishes where pacifiers are used for their (more or less intended) purposes with other stuff, so I guess I just didn't make the immediate ecstasy connection.

Also: Mississippi. There's literally nothing else to do but carjack people and inbreed. I would know; half my family is from Lexington.
 
2011-11-22 07:51:55 AM
But despite all of that, he only hit a three-star wanted level.
 
2011-11-22 08:00:43 AM
FarknGroovn: xanadian: Aleave: Pacifier = Ecstasy

That's what I'm putting my money on.

Doubt it. If it were Ecstasy he wouldn't want to drive those cars, he would want to hump them. This all sounds very, very methy to me.


I'd put my money on "Multiple". Weird things happen when you mix your drugs.
 
2011-11-22 08:02:38 AM
Tenatra: Aleave: Pacifier = Ecstasy

Came here to say that myself, it helps prevent the teeth grinding. I'm confused by this idea though, I've seen adults walk around with them on a necklace before and it's a pretty easy target to profile since it looks so unusual. If I did drugs, I wouldn't want to make myself a blatant target.


The fun thing about some drugs is that they can impair your common sense. Like that one time you went the party at the Chemistry Fraternity, drank way too much multicolored punch, and tried to hook up with the chick who just slept with her boyfriend's uncle.
 
2011-11-22 08:08:21 AM
Thank god this happened before and not after the new GTA game is released.
 
2011-11-22 08:18:55 AM
Kojac? Car Jack?

Approves.

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2011-11-22 08:33:58 AM
Occupation: Thief. Sucks pacifier. Name: Denarrio. Prediction: For the first time in his life, he will be wearing a suit and tie, have a hair-cut, have his pants pulled up, carrying a bible, while pleading that he is a victim of society.
 
2011-11-22 08:41:26 AM
dooky(boys in the hood) arrested
 
2011-11-22 08:43:10 AM
Wasn't there a guy in Boyz n the Hood that had a pacifier? I can't find a picture of him but. He approves.
 
2011-11-22 09:10:51 AM
ToddMU03: Wasn't there a guy in Boyz n the Hood that had a pacifier? I can't find a picture of him but. He approves.

i780.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-22 09:25:59 AM
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X is a hell of a drug ...
 
2011-11-22 09:40:59 AM
www.tvworthwatching.com

This is why I protect myself from Mayhem like him.


/bet he was texting and driving too
 
2011-11-22 10:14:42 AM
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: The pacifier obviously isn't working. He's gonna have to resort to drugs, or alcohol, or drugs and alcohol.

Came here to say this. Except that since the pacifier was obviously defective he should sue the manufacturer.
 
2011-11-22 10:36:05 AM
Tenatra: Aleave: Pacifier = Ecstasy

Came here to say that myself, it helps prevent the teeth grinding. I'm confused by this idea though, I've seen adults walk around with them on a necklace before and it's a pretty easy target to profile since it looks so unusual. If I did drugs, I wouldn't want to make myself a blatant target.


Isn't that like the guys in the 80s who used to wear little silver spoons on their gold chain necklaces?
 
2011-11-22 10:59:43 AM
If you're an adult and sucking on a pacifier, you should be arrested immediately, I don't care if you're serving people at the soup kitchen.
 
2011-11-22 11:27:12 AM
One of these guys is possibly him.
image.blingee.com

Here is the page the photo comes from: Link (new window)
 
2011-11-22 01:39:35 PM
Absolute proof of what I have long believed:

Stealing other people's property (unless you are starving and need to eat something or die) is a sign that the robber has retreated into infantilism. It is the retarded cry of a small child who thinks that just because he wants something, it already belongs to him and when he discovers he can't have it, breaks out into a raging frothing tantrum.
 
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