I'm going to go give my cat a hug now.

Which she'll return with an aloof glare as if to say, "What is wrong with you?"

*sob*

That deaf dumb and blind cat, sure plays a mean bell ball.

My little Oscar Kitten was trying to steal the ball away from Oskar the whole time.

I named him Oscar because he was rescued along with 11 others from a dumpster behind the humane society in Tampa.

Stay classy, humane society, but thank you (indirectly) for the sweetest little kitten evar.

Rock on, Oskar - you got it, man, you got it! Who needs eyes? Not you!

RoyBatty: That deaf dumb and blind cat, sure plays a mean bell ball.

SUPER AWESOME!!

Things he will never know, laser pointers, mouse cursors, ipads...
Just trying to help you feel. =D

I didn't see much around my cat Zoe's head. She parked herself right in front of me for the best view and didn't so much as twitch until the video ended.

chrisco123: Fark, I hate cats. His only toy should be a burlap sack, a brick and a river.

I'm not a cat person either but that's uncalled for. I suggest the same for you.

I never said I don't like cats. Once, having been invited to a party, I went clothes shopping beforehand and bought a pair of expensive G-Star boots. They were two sizes too small but I wanted them so badly I figured I could just wear them without socks and cut my toenails very short. As the party was only a few blocks from my place, I decided to walk. After the first block, I lost all feeling in my feet. Arriving at the party, I stumbled into a guy named Steven, spilling Malibu & coke onto his white Wham 'Choose Life' t-shirt, and he punched me. An hour or so after the incident, Steven sat down in a chair already occupied by a cat. The surprised cat clawed and snarled causing Steven to leap out of the chair, slip on a rug and strike his forehead onto the corner of a speaker; resulting in a two inch open gash. In its shock, the cat also defecated, leaving Steven with a wet brown stain down the back of his beige cargo pants. I liked that cat.

RoyBatty: That deaf dumb and blind cat, sure plays a mean bell ball.

"LOL" was truly invented for comments such as yours.

chrisco123: Fark, I hate cats. His only toy should be a burlap sack, a brick and a river.

Zing!

madcan34: I never said I don't like cats. Once, having been invited to a party, I went clothes shopping beforehand and bought a pair of expensive G-Star boots. They were two sizes too small but I wanted them so badly I figured I could just wear them without socks and cut my toenails very short. As the party was only a few blocks from my place, I decided to walk. After the first block, I lost all feeling in my feet. Arriving at the party, I stumbled into a guy named Steven, spilling Malibu & coke onto his white Wham 'Choose Life' t-shirt, and he punched me. An hour or so after the incident, Steven sat down in a chair already occupied by a cat. The surprised cat clawed and snarled causing Steven to leap out of the chair, slip on a rug and strike his forehead onto the corner of a speaker; resulting in a two inch open gash. In its shock, the cat also defecated, leaving Steven with a wet brown stain down the back of his beige cargo pants. I liked that cat.

I bet you did.

/make it so

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/make it so
+1 for you good sir

chrisco123: Fark, I hate cats. His only toy should be a burlap sack, a brick and a river.

I hope you have to hear the death rattle of your only child.

guardian_devil: chrisco123: Fark, I hate cats. His only toy should be a burlap sack, a brick and a river.

I hope you have to hear the death rattle of your only child.

Wow...

You think someone like that will get to breed?

And people call *me* an optimist...

I hope someone injects windex into his testicles with a very long hypodermic needle. Anybody who talks about torturing a animal should be dragged out of his moms basement and pelted with hot coals.

Darn you Subby. I was having a perfectly miserable day and now you've gone and made me feel all better & stuff.

Now all they need to do is teach him to play with a baton and he can fight crime.

chrisco123: Fark, I hate cats. His only toy should be a burlap sack, a brick and a river.

Don't most serial killers start out with this type of behavior/attitude ?...Neighbor to local news reporter: "Chris was such a quiet fella..He kept his property up, and was always so polite to everyone in the community...I just can't imagine him doing such evil things."

You need help.

He looks like the mama cat we fostered this spring with her 4 kittens.

Still have Mama Molly and kitten Cedric.

PS. Don't let your kids name new cats after watching a Harry Potter movie. The other three we had adopted were Luna, Lupin, and Doby.



Luna and Lupin

Aw. I hate cats, too, but that was nifty.

chrisco123: guardian_devil

You're from Miramichi and you tell me that you've never "sacked a cat"? C'mon, there's nothing else to do in that God forsaken shiathole. I'm surprised you can write.

I am very well educated, thank you. I left this place the second I could. I find most of the mongoloids living in this area to be deplorable garbage., That being said they all deserve a gold medal just for not being you.

My cats saved my life. I will defend them and all cats until my dying breath.

I don't kill any animals. I do, however, kill a lot of braincells.

/Miramichi: the birthplace of alcoholism.

chrisco123: guardian_devil

You're from Miramichi and you tell me that you've never "sacked a cat"? C'mon, there's nothing else to do in that God forsaken shiathole. I'm surprised you can write.

I'm surprised you're not in a padded cell at this point...."Sacked a cat"...Is that what your kind does for fun? Seriously, you have some "issues" to deal with. I suggest you get right on that, Chris !!....You've just made yourself look pretty grim in the eyes of the average, somewhat compassionate, person here...What, if I may ask, do you have to say about that ? WTF is your motivation that drives you to post such rubbish ?

/Curious
//You're still an ass.
///But curious, nonetheless

There is another video of him, and the owner says "Oskar rules the house" and at that moment Oskar bumps into the wall head on.. cute as can be... I mean aside from that bump.. you would have never thought he was blind by that video.. it was the one where he demands food..

There's another one where he fights a hair dryer. Very funny.

chrisco123: guardian_devil

You're from Miramichi and you tell me that you've never "sacked a cat"? C'mon, there's nothing else to do in that God forsaken shiathole. I'm surprised you can write.

i've been hit with the ban hammer for less than this. What's going on, mods?

Broktun: He looks like the mama cat we fostered this spring with her 4 kittens.

Still have Mama Molly and kitten Cedric.

PS. Don't let your kids name new cats after watching a Harry Potter movie. The other three we had adopted were Luna, Lupin, and Doby.

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Luna and Lupin

I named my cat Peeves, just so I could reference him as "my pet Peeves".

Most people think it's because I'm a fan of HP.

Oh, well, I name a grey cat "Gandalf".