I'ts flour, you moran.

I KNOW what I am giving my nephew for christmas now.. ;-)

at least it wasn't a little kid putting new paint on a brand new Harley Davidson touring model

sibling did that to dads bike blamed me

he got away clean

I don't think I'd be alive today if I had tried that as a kid.

I seem to remember having done something similar with baby powder. That was a switchin'.

I call bullshiat

Was that a Martin Scorsese directed film. Geesh

The line at the very end is the best part. lol.

BroVinny: I seem to remember having done something similar with baby powder. That was a switchin'.

I used to do this with baby powder, on a regular basis, in my parents bathroom when I was a tot. I can still, after 38 years, still taste it. Baby powder feels really neat on a very smooth tiled floor. It also tracks very well through the house on dark green carpet. I don't think I ever got spanked for it though. Baby powder volcanoes are cool.

This could take up to two hours to clean! The HORROR.

"It's like a snowman puked all over my living room"

Not with those sort of spray and splatter patterns. I would have used another verb.

/Hot like Snowman porn

yup, i'm calling fake.

the flour is way too evenly spread out. if kids got into flour, it'd be dumped in a place or three and then spread around. this looks more like someone was setting it up for them

Nebulious: This could take up to two hours to clean! The HORROR.

Far more than two hours, and considering the video description says she was sick (not clear if she's just sick or has morning sickness), it would not be much fun, since they managed to launch it everywhere. Plus, the kids are still playing in it, and there really doesn't seem to be a clean place to move them to.

Best option is probably this:
1) Call a cleaning service that can get same day service
2) Once the cleaning folks show up, get the kids in the bath.
3) Once the father gets home, he takes over all child duties and mommy goes to bed. If he's lucky, he may be able to keep his testicles.

Sell kids to highest bidder in Istanbul.

Take proceeds and have house cleaned.

Forget their names.

You know why my kid never does anything like this. Because he knows that I would never react to it the same way that mother did.

Tophersky: BroVinny: I seem to remember having done something similar with baby powder. That was a switchin'.

I used to do this with baby powder, on a regular basis, in my parents bathroom when I was a tot. I can still, after 38 years, still taste it. Baby powder feels really neat on a very smooth tiled floor. It also tracks very well through the house on dark green carpet. I don't think I ever got spanked for it though. Baby powder volcanoes are cool.

Weird how we have the same childhood experiences.. there's actually a "famous" photo in one of our albums of me sitting on the bathroom counter completely covered with baby powder, and it's all around the bathroom like a blast zone. I remember realizing what I'd done and then become really confused when my mom started laughing instead of yelling at me..

What got me is why she is filming herself walking down the hallway if she doesn't know she's going to find her children in a mess in the living room. I mean how many of you after a poo just randomly switch on your camera thinking 'hey, i'm gonna film myself walking into the living room where the kids are'

/fake
//funny tho

annnnnnnd that's why I won't have kids

Mommy "Oh my god what did you two do?"
Kid: "I'm Rick James biatch!"

Fake. Cash strapped mom hopes to cash in on viral video.

Memories: When I was a teenager, my sisters and future brother-in-law and I had a baby powder fight in the house that ended up a lot like that. We were squeezing the containers and shooting it at each other and it got everywhere.

After the excitement died down, we realized what we'd done and that my parents would be coming home soon. We got it cleaned up in time.

I wonder what kind of damage you could do to two little kids with a 5lb bag of flour?

Bathia_Mapes: I bet she'llbe finding bits & pieces of flour for a long time unless she gives in and gets the place professionally cleaned. I seriously doubt she has the type of equipment available to do it herself.

I came into this thread expecting the worst. A "parenting" thread, a "not MY kids" thread, even a critique of brands of flour. I did not expect criticism of a woman's cleaning equipment.

Faker then hell. Can't believe anyone thinks this is real.

The video is fake the flour is way too evenly spread out. there are no foot or hand prints on the sofa. there is flour on the pictures that would be very difficult for small children to reach. The flour on the sofa was spread out from right above where it landed. I could do a much better job of faking it than this.

marcpen: People don't realise how dangerous flour is when it mixes with air.


We're all gonna die!

I'm not usually one to jump on the fake bandwagon, but that was just too pat. There was nothing spontaneous about it whatsoever.

Oh. This reminds me, got to buy condoms.

I once had a roommate who never cooked until one saturday morning he (probably still drunk from the night before) got it into his head to make pancakes.

I don't know how he managed it, but there wasn't a flat surface in the kitchen that wasn't covered with flour. He almost redeemed himself by saying:

"That's my indian name.... Dances with Flour."

The pancakes weren't bad.

fake

studebaker hoch: Sell kids to highest bidder in Istanbul.

Take proceeds and have house cleaned.

Forget their names.

White children do get the highest prices.

Fake as hell, it's evenly spread around the entire room and even up on the pictures where the kids couldn't possibly reach.

ThisNameSux: Fake as hell, it's evenly spread around the entire room and even up on the pictures where the kids couldn't possibly reach.

Was my first impression as well. Kids don't spread messes evenly, there would have initially been a large pile of flour in a single location then flour hand/footprints absolutely everywhere. the flour sprinkled up on the picture frames and across the top of the furniture was at least planted after the fact.

I had a dog that got into a bag of flour and ripped it apart all over the floor in a new house that we hadn't unpacked everything yet, that was a monumental effort to clean up. This lady won't be so nonchalant once she is on hour 83 of cleaning that shiat up.